Man United vs West Ham: EFL cup quarter finals:

Man United starting XI:

>De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Carrick Herrera, Mkhitaryan, Rooney, Martial, Ibrahimovic.


West Ham starting XI:

>Adrian, Kouyate, Reid (C), Ogbonna, Antonio, Fernandes, Obiang, Cresswell, Feghouli, Fletcher, Payet

Why so empty?

I'm here to save /manutd/.
Time to get comfy and watch good old fashioned hoofbll.

I hope United get btfo desu

The last time these two meet at this stage in the cup it was 6 years ago today

Anyone remember what happened

I cannae remember last month.

>
fuck off sargon

I honestly don't

>that united defence
jesus christ after spending half a billion pounds too

Eh 3-0 to Utd.

>rppney as quarterback

WHAT

>only one white person in west hams' starting 11
representative i guess

The last time these two met was 3 days ago today

Anyone remember what happened

this

bog sim his sargon

>Mou

2

>mfw all his powers were in his charm and good looks
>mfw now he's just am empty shell of a man full of paranoia and hate

Funny how ban evasion is a ban-able offence

>bein not showing the game
>bein not showing any game
>bein showing real vs some 3rd division shitters instead

Spain broke him

>first team for mickey mouse match

Mouyes has

>fucked up the great and promising youth, one of the major positives under van Gaal
>can't win for shit in big games, while van Gaal had an outstanding record against big teams
>played even more boring football than van Gaal
>won't win anything, van Gaal won the FA Cup

They made a huge mistake sacking him.

It's that old adage of be careful what you wish for.

>>played even more boring football than van Gaal

That's genuinely wrong though

Maybe I served my ban and now I'm back?

Not everyone has a dynamic IP.

>its another mouyes episode

Excellent

Dubs and Mouyes gets BTFO

It hasn't changed, Mou is on the defensive now seeing how the form has been shite.

It has been anything but defensive for a while now. The last time the team played badly in the league was Chelsea away, in all comps probably Fenerbahce away.

Rooney is so ... fat

Not to mention van Gaal was an absolute madman in a positive way. Mouyes only gets sent off.

Do West Ham play 3-4-3 like Chelsea now? Or is it 3-5-2?

Why the fuck do we have to play against these small teams. The FA should just put us into the semi final.

customers dont like him sitting down the whole match that was literally the only reason he got sacked

Were gonna see high balls to Zlatan all night and most of the running down the right by Valencia.
There will be players standing idly on the left all night.
De Gea will be MOTM
Can't wait.

I think Mourinho should have taken a year off. It seems like his heart's just not in it, say what you will about pre-Madrid Mourinho but at least he had fun.

haha you know what would be really witty, imagine if I assumed that you were a west ham fan

>it's a "mouyes loses with first team in an irrelevant midweek game before losing in the weekend game" episode

Are these reruns?

>ABUs swarming in this thread

You're all a bunch of arseholes

Chilly willy tonight lads

>ABUs swarming in this thread

You're all a bunch of arseholes

Who /at the game/ here?

As a man with a similarly fat, round face, that beard really suits Rooney. Perhaps I should grow one.

Pogba out

It will be funny if Utd plays better today

>ABUs swarming in this thread.

You're all a bunch of arseholes

not a fan of this meme

which game is better, this or the arsenal game? arsenal just fielded some literally whos but united has their A team what the fuck?

>ABUs swarming in this thread

You're all a bunch of arseholes

>ABUs swarming in this thread.

You're all a bunch of arseholes.

Didn't Van Gaal want to retire anyway?

I agree though, I think he was on the verge of turning things around

All you can hear is the away fans

If united don't win this match I'm not buying a shirt for Christmas...

>ABUs swarming in this thread.

You're all a bunch of arseholes

>Chilly willy

>ABUs swarming in this thread

You're all a bunch of arseholes.

Mourinho is desperate.

acoustics you arsehole

shhhhh

FUCK YOU NON COUNTRY

i can't even remember what I ate yesterday

Great silence desu, was worried some dickheads would ruin it

...

I can't even remember if I ate today

APOLOGISE

Pogba should be dropped for good

Them away fans so loud

I can't remember

...

GET FUCKING REKT ABUS IBRA GOAT

IBRAHIMOVIC

Wet spam
To mkhiytharyan

>the city of the num. 3 defender

ayyy, better start than the liverpool game yday innit

>le jew nose flat track bully man
at least he makes customers happy

ibra dead

He took an injury to score for us.

What a trooper

Noooo kyouko-chan!

If only Adrian played in the league game, fuck

>poogba not playing
>team looks great again
lmao

i meant number 30

west ham clearly dont give a fuck about this competition

more like
>mkhi is playing
>team looks great again

hoping this can end the rashford on the wing meme

He didn't play? I was sure after that Europa performance he'd be in the team.

who does?

>It's GLORIOUS from Manchester United
>A back heel and tap in

Martin Tyler doesn't even hide it these days kek

Gareth Southgate is our permanent manager

muh shirt sales aside I think >we would have been better off signing just mkhitaryian and fielding this as our first team instead of trying to incorporate pogba

Should have passed it Zlatan

man u

>this defending

serious q, what the actual fuck is going on with west ham this year, payet must be on suicide watch

Rooney is tearing West Ham up

Who /ABE/ here?

I wouldn't be surprised if he started doing it on purpose because of all the shit he got from scouser for pic related

Why does pogba start over mkhitaryan?

>drop wogba
>score instantly

Imagine doing it for free.

who else would we have?
england manager is an over hyped position anyway doubt anyone could get a lot out of the current squad

ROONEY'S SEXY BEARD IS THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER!

They play different positions for one