/nfl/ general: Kill me now edition

CAR:Kelvin Benjamin (shoulder) absent Wednesday
SD:Tyrell Williams (shoulder) DNP on Wednesday
JAC:Ivory, Yeldon both miss practice Wednesday
BUF:Update: Watkins' foot sore, DNP Wednesday
DEN:Trevor Siemian (foot) misses practice on Wed
NE:Gronk, Brady, Edelman all DNP on Wednesday
WAS:Jordan Reed (shoulder) DNP on Wednesday
CIN:A.J. Green (hamstring) not practicing on Wed
MIA:DeVante Parker (back) DNP on Wednesday
IND:T.Y. Hilton (back) practicing on Wednesday
KC:Jeremy Maclin (groin) back at Chiefs practice
MIN:Stefon Diggs (knee) questionable for Thursday

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first

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Just a little over two months until Dak and Zeke hoist the Lombardi.

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I see potential in this meme. lets see what sam bradford looks like as kaitlyn Jenner

>EVER DREAM THIS MAN?
every night throughout the world hundreds of people dream about this face

[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]

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Best Quarterback in NFL history

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 12

1. Cowboys
2. Patriots
3. Raiders (+1)
4. Chiefs (+3)
5. Seahawks (-2)
6. Giants
7. Broncos (-2)
8. Falcons (+1)
9. Lions (+1)
10. Redskins (-2)
11. Dolphins (+2)
12. Ravens (+3)
13. Steelers (+3)
14. Vikings (-3)
15. Bills (+3)
16. Bucs (+4)
17. Eagles (-5)
18. Texans (-4)
19. Saints (+2)
20. Colts (-3)
21. Titans (+1)
22. Chargers (+1)
23. Panthers (-4)
24. Packers (+4)
25. Cardinals
26. Bengals (-2)
27. Jets
28. Rams (-2)
29. Bears
30. Jaguars
31. 49ers
32. Browns

FIGHT

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Those are not the playoff seeds

cannot unsee

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boy I cant wait for my giant to make memelords assblasted when January comes

>my
Mara pls go.

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Cowboys and Raiders will lose in the divisional or conference round.

Do Matt Schaub with somebody

>tfw ive fucked girls who have those sam bradford "murder fucker" eyes

I'd say the Cowboys will at least make it to the Conference round. If they beat the Seahawks/Giants no AFC team could stop them.

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>I've fucked girls
Stopped right there

> Everyone on here is a virgin but me
chad please leave no one cares what you have to say,

fivethirtyeight is where faggots go to get their sports news

mfw the haters have no more excuses and have to resort to memery and strawmen

I saved this, thank you btw.

There's always the >black QB meme

Is that Kobe and Westbrook....

do you have a job?

> mfw trips think anyone cares what they have to say on an anonymous Egyptian pottery board

easiest schedule. Have not beat anyone who matters.

Patriots D is really good at shutting down run games. Secondary matches up well against them too. I think broncos D would be the toughest match up for Cowboys though. Not that they have much of a chance of getting to the owl this year though.

Aren't they the same person? What's the difference?

What the hell?

Luck is still better than Carr, Winston, Mariota, Prescott, Wilson, or Cousins

Deal with it.

He will go down as one of the greatest QBs in history.

But that's not your QB anymore... it's Denver's.

I do. Do you?

But they are tied with the most wins against teams above .500 and division leaders :^)

thanks for the caring enough to reply tho senpai :^)

Still Cowboys for now. Gotta get him that Ring before he leaves.

Lmao
Carr > Luck
This year

the browns traded a 1st round pick for trent richardson

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Soon

>Patriots D is really good at shutting down run games
That's what they said about the Packers D. That's also what they said about the Ravens D. New England's D is nowhere as good as those defenses. As a matter of fact between Dallas and New England, Dallas may even have the better defense.

Bust

Not really. Luck has done more with less of a team.

> packers D
who the fuck said the packers defense was good at anything. citation needed

Stats

B-but they were the #1 rushing defense at the time...

>tfw the greatest thing Tony Romo contributed to the Cowboys was getting hurt in the 2016 preseason

Post Yfw Zimzam cucks the Cowgirls on TNF

Not really. Cowboys would be better with Romo. This was his year finally.

> play in the afcs
> get 6 free wins every season
> make playoffs and get fucked
some how this is doing "more"

>carr
> drafted by the dumpster fire that is raiders
> raiders go thru qbs like meth addicts do teeth.
> carr in his 3rd year gets them to a pretty much lock for playoffs.
explain yourself.

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> mfw cowshit fans actually think romo would be better than dak
Jesus christ you guys dont deserve dak. You guys keep the glass temple of romo who cant run and give the bears dak.

>can't take a hit or be mobile
>better

Because Dak can throw out of the pocket under pressure and run he demands extra attention that opens up the run game for Zeke and screen passes.

Cowboys couldn't do half this shit with a injury prone Romo without another 2015 season repeating.

Luck has not been given free wins every year. He has only won the division twice and does not sweep the rival opponents.

Raiders have been given talen through drafts for years. Colts are still trying to make things happen with leftovers from Peyton Manning era.

I'm not even a cowboys fan and I know Romo is better than Dak.

in short, Raiders FO >>>>> Colts FO

who is more of a babby, dak or zeke?

Raiders >>>>>>>>Colts

colts should probably draft better then and beat the shit that is the afcs if luck is so elite
"no"

what does luck being elite have to do with the absolute shitshow that is the colts FO? and they do beat the shitty teams, luck is 12-0 against the titans
the rest of the team is just too fucking terrible for them to be competitive against the entire NFL

Just draft a goddamn QB, Jesus Christ

if you draft another QB, you can run the infamous dual-QB offense

kill yourself

Difference is Carr elevates the talent around him and is still on a rookie contract to spend an extra 15m on the oline, Luck ate up 20m of cap space and isn't elevating shit.

Cooper actually turning out to be legit is a big deal for the raiders, but they have guys like seth roberts and jalen richard who are having monster games as walk on undrafted literal whos and a lot of it is because of Carr.

his receivers are decent

at getting injured and botching snaps

cowfags like you (don't pretend you aren't) are so deluded and need to quit making excuses for Romo. He's done. Past his prime. Positively third-stringer tier.

zeke by far. he's the emmitt smith to dak's troy aikman (although Dak looks like he's better than Aikman so far)

just draft a goddamn quarterback

It doesn't. Most of these Raiders fans have no concept of football talent because their team has a winning record.

>cowniggers just spamming 10-1 like it means anything

Cant wait for that imploding.

>it's luck's fault he's not on a rookie contract still
>ignoring the huge gap in quality in the offensive lines of the two teams
imagine being this fucking stupid
both carr and luck are great young QBs, but if you're trying to compare their situations as equivalent somehow, you should an hero

Your team should just draft a goddamn QB

Hey guys I'm new to Sup Forums. are all of you literally blind raiders fans? I bet none of you even watched them 5 years ago.

> brees entire team licks fat cock
somehow he manages to get it done.
really makes you think

And you be 100% right

>mfw they go 10-6

Dak is simply a manager. Romo 2014 SHITS all over him.

Romo is not done. He will get a new team next year and you faggots will be crying.

get what done? the saints have the exact same record as the colts you dumb motherfucker
if you're talking about statistics, luck is having a great season, so you are literally making no coherent points right now
why are people like this allowed to post online?

If a guy deserves 20m a year then he better god damn well be good enough to make up for the lack of talent around him. Rivers, Brees, Ryan and Rodgers all seem to be able to put up great numbers on offense because they are good, Luck has been turnover and injury prone every season in the same kind of situation.

Luck is an average QB who rode draft hype and the Colt's own desperation to stardom, he doesn't deserve any of it

looking forward to it

I can't wait to cheer for Romo

>yfw they go 12-4

>he will get a new team next year
A medical team

ah, but it's not 2014 anymore, now, is it?

jej

>2017
>romo traded to broncos
>broncos cowboys owl
>broncos win

go back to your trailer park in indy. Aints fans arnt sitting around licking their wounds. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

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why specifically 12-4? realistically looking at their schedule?

>2 nfc teams in the superbowl
your and idiot

>make retarded comments
>damage control this hard
my fucking sides lmao
glad you've realized you just said some dumb ass shit and aren't trying to argue anymore though

>Lamar Jackson and Cam Newton in the same back field
I'd pay to see that

>broncos
>nfc
yore re: tardid

Loss @MIN and loss @NYG seems plausible and they could be sitting starters vs PHI and lose but still get the #1 seed.

2014, lad

Daily reminder records a meaningless. Making the playoffs is all that matters. Once you're in, your record is 0.

>loss at MIN
not even a cowboy fan but I dont see them losing to them

None of those teams about .500 are good though.

FPI has the vikings winning 62% vs cowboys 38%, it's not going to be the runaway you are thinking