ITT: Sup Forums proves they're funnier than Amy Schumer
Protip: you can't
ITT: Sup Forums proves they're funnier than Amy Schumer
Robert Wood
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Evan Jenkins
i HAVE A DICK
Brody Peterson
I don't make a joke about my vagina every 5 minutes.
Joshua Harris
My pussy smells like two barnyard animals
Getting railed by a football team
while blasting shit out all my holes
Jose Perez
Kill niggers
Mental illness
no gf
reeeee
Am I doing it right?
Connor Foster
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Levi James
Don't you hate it when you're literally blacking out and your PUSSY is just SNORTING CUM. Just fucking SNORTING IT. Right girls? And come on guys have a laugh as well!
Kevin Russell
Did you know Netflix got rid of their Star rating system because of her horrible special.
Dylan Roberts
I'm Natasha Leggero
Evan Stewart
i haf vagina
Benjamin Powell
Would bang.
Also, in answer to OP's challenge - I WRITE MY OWN JOKES.
Gavin Garcia
On my best of days, my penis smells like a small barnyard animal!
Jason Bailey
...
Josiah Fisher
Well then I'm allowed to steal jokes from much better comedians it's only fair
Anthony Rodriguez
Yo whaaaaat??
Ryder Morris
Amy it's Friday shouldn't you be doing a gig or something jeez this girl never gives up
Jacob Garcia
Not only just stealing them, but creating a butchered, unfunny, and cringey version of the joke.
Jordan Adams
Moar??
Matthew Sanchez
That better not be true
Landon Gomez
Yes of course
William Taylor
How do you kill 50 flies at once?
>Hit a somalian in the face with a shovel.
Juan Lopez
Implying Amy schumers "career" matters
Angel Campbell
I knew you had weird nips, my friends were all like ur just being a fag, but I was like that's a chick whose had her tities sucked a few times too many, but hey ur still funnier than amy.
Zachary Hernandez
...
Kayden Murphy
checked
Levi Jackson
Yup it's true now they use the Like and dislike rating system.
Everybody was giving it one stars it was amazing.
Daniel White
How do you make puerto rican chicken soup?
First, steal two chickens....
Isaiah Bell
The next user that says protip is going to get their legs broken, their head shoved up their ass, and their face fucked... in that order
Ethan Johnson
She even blamed the poor ratings specifically on trolls.
Can't even admit that it might have also just been shit.
Jackson Sanders
Female comedians just don't have the ability to entertain the Male audience as well as their Female audience.
They just aren't funny, women are too emotional to be funny.
Adam Jackson
[insert pussy joke here]
penis
Austin Stewart
Come get me, you cuck.
Protip: you won't.
Bentley Nelson
bullshit alex borstein is fucking hilarious
Christopher Lopez
She's gross, her comedy is terrible, and she's a libtard/10000.
If there could possibly be a female that's less than 0/10, it would be Amy Schumer. At least some fat bitches have personality and some ugly bitches are good at what they do.
Ryder Cruz
>Funny by women standards
Being the best of the worse doesn't mean shit.
Blake Edwards
if your going by gender specifically I would say yes, but i'd be damned if i'd pay to see ralphie may before her, I mean just in general comparison she is pretty funny. I'm not gonna pick a tard just because he's my gender, that's how we get carlos mencia's running around screaming jokes.
Hunter Thomas
Gracie Allen, Joan Rivers...Judy Tenuta...hell, even Ellen DeGeneres was pretty good before she started doing television.
Ayden Mitchell
You've done it for us OP. You set up a premise, then subverted it for comedic effect. You just wrote a joke, which is more than we can expect from Amy Schumer.