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Merkel
I want to 'av a shag with Karen
PUTTING DRUGS INTO MY BODY
AAHWWOOO
imagine being so autistic you follow and live your life accordingly to what peter hitchens says
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love this image
>Hm? What is that? You don't know? Curious... Well, since you've asked, I feel it necessary to point out that I am indeed what the lower class youths of today might refer to as "cool". Why? Oh, well you see I'm quite an avid user of what are known as illegal narcotics and other assorted drugs. I'm unsure how you were incapable of recognising this, I'm sure to spend several hours of my day inundating various online image boards with posts relating to my use of the aforementioned narcotics to ensure everyone is aware of how "hip" and "cool" I am.
>Take the piss
I thought that meant doing a joke, but he used it like "fuck off"
???
>Ds3 DLC in 4 hours and of course the gf wants me to stop at hers tonight. ffs.
how do i get out of this?
karen revival
What a beautiful 100% English slag
the united STATE of america
>bad example because he unironically is clearly quite strong and exercises
he's a chubby twat with man boobs
like you, probably
or are you the neckbeard in the background?
nah in this context it means "you've gone too far, you're taking the piss [out of me]"
You know when someone does something annoying and you say "Are you serious?" Same deal
here's another one
> this one fedoraposting aussie who's really really sensitive about drugs
wonder what went wrong with him
Post Ethiopian/Eritrean qts NOW
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nah it means 'you're taking the piss'
another way of saying are you 'avin a laff?
i love how much you can tell about them from that
doing a joke
>what is my girlfriends sense of humour
>does she have the same interests as me
>I must know everything about her before I even try, otherwise it's pointless
>if she doesn't agree with me about absolutely everything, it's off
>we must have complete compatibility
Meanwhile, chad is on his 5th gf because he doesn't worry about shite like that and knows that a girlfriend is essentially a pet with slightly more feelings.
Enjoy your leftovers you pathetic weaklings.
Tell her the DS3 DLC is out tonight.
probably lost some friends to ice
Ahh I see
Thanks
Alri Derek Acorah
moving into my new digs la
no hes not mate, he clearly lifts though he has a high-ish bf%
the fact you can't see that means you're clearly a little runt. Post physique x
he has phimosis and hasn't left his bungalow in 5 years
>Enjoy your leftovers you pathetic weaklings.
Joke's on you I'll never even have the leftovers
doing a be jealous bf and ruining my relationship before it even gets going haha
top banter eh
*does a little dance*
wish he'd lose himself too the absolute mollusc
no problem
*yawns and stretches and puts my arm round your shoulders*
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>Enjoy your leftovers you pathetic weaklings.
Why are girls so narcissistic lads? Are they simply born that way, or does something in our culture encourage that quality in them?
business idea: knock down all of these en.wikipedia.org
*makes a little love*
*snuggles into you a bit*
>De Niro has 7 children born to 3 different black women
he said post a qt
Quickly think of a time when she let you down and use it as emotional blackmail
haha good lad
nothing more attractive than a needy, possessive lad
Ahh yes, the north
>he clearly lifts
wowwwwwwwwwwwww amazing, what an incredible human being he is
he could look like arnie and it still wouldn't make up wearing a pepe mask
>the fact you can't see that means you're clearly a little runt. Post physique x
faggot
>implying you've talked to one in months
virgin
both
>faggot
fuck off yank
Get her to come round yours instead, it isn't rocket sciene lad
breakfast cereal idea: runto's
hes not me im pro personal autonomy
Because they literally evolved to look good for the men. Nature is sexist
Born that way, their insecurities are out of control.
When you see a girl who piques your interest, and has at least a couple common hobbies or interests, then ask her on a date and see where it goes.
Don't keep looking into every detail of her life, and don't look at where you answered differently on your dating website because she's bound to conflict with you at some point. People are bad predictors of how compatible someone is with us.
iktf
I literally never implied that desu
doing manly things makes you alpha innit, literal natural selection will wipe lefties out
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>m-m-mummmyyyyyyy, th-the lads on /b-brit/ don't like me t-talking about my super cool use of d-drugsss
Just told my mum I'm gay
> giving these autistic runtoids basic human social advice
it's wasted
>having this image saved
Nonce
Watching 10 Cloverfield Lane again
Need some new/similar movie suggestions. Seen that other one about the family hiding in the bunker too.
You did by acting like you know what girls are like even though you don't have any girl mates
>wowwwwwwwwwwwww amazing, what an incredible human being he is
>he could look like arnie and it still wouldn't make up wearing a pepe mask
lol okay, that's not what you were arguing though? You were saying he doesn't look like an alpha and that he's "chubby with manboobs". Think you should stop moving the goalposts so much mate, you'll do your back in x
how do you still have access to the internet?
>doing manly things makes you alpha innit
Define manly. Also "alpha" doesn't apply to humans, no matter how much stupid bro science you spout. Amusing how insecure men always fall back to social darwinist arguments to justify their performative behaviour.
yes
my gf looks like the one in the middle
How'd it go
Good taste that man's got 2bh.
I'm going to start a post series. I'll call it "life advice", and I shall post one of them per day. Let's start.
life advice: just be yourself
One can know what girls are like without having them as friends
hate jolly fat women, you just know they're overcompensating
next it'll be your trans, I've seen this pattern before
little boots 2bh
>Also "alpha" doesn't apply to humans, no matter how much stupid bro science you spout. Amusing how insecure men always fall back to social darwinist arguments to justify their performative behaviour.
>chubby with manboobs
well he is. got a right gut. not lean or muscular. i don't care about who is alpha or not, i was just mocking the language these people use to explain themselves
why? better than bitchy fat women
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you were literally posting a picture of them to say they weren't alpha, now you're just admitting he is and you're an effeminate runt but claiming that's a good thing
very nice work, mate
>told my brother and my dad that I had a gf
>dad looks pissed off
>apparently they had a hundred pound bet going that I would be a virgin and gfless until 25 at the least
>Define manly
Things men do
Alpha does matter to men, are you saying their isn't a natural competition between men as to who can get a girl?
Get out more
I don't even lift
not in scripts recently
brb lids going lifting x :)
just cut my hand + toe nails
feels good being flexible
All ____ should be lined up and shot
All fat people need to be rounded up and put in camps. Make them work so they lose weight and contribute to society.
Same with druggies. Would be funny watching the stoners on /brit/ being whipped and cajoled into working.
shit
he is muscular tbf, look at his arms. would give him a go on the ol' bp
you can just smell the runt whenever someone starts posting about being "alpha" and shite like that
fucking hell go outside and get a gf and sort yourself out
good post, there has been a growing trend the last fews of ecological nonsene
men do anything though
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because a) overenthusiasm is annoying; and b) they'll crack one day and explode
business idea: legalise incest so long as they don't have kids