ITT: Artists you wouldn't want to fuck with

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why wouldn't you want to fuck with moby

this guy

>he wouldn't bang moby

Trent Reznor

Why not? Look at his arms, really wouldn't be a tough fight at all. Worst thing he could do is cry about you on twitter

I'd be legit too scared to stand next to her

kanye west desu. dudes a psycho.

I'd kick his ass, fuck Moby

Has this man lifted a weight in his entire life? How can he confidently leave the house with woman arms like that?

this madman

Kek I'd tell him to get a haircut.

Yeah. That ocelot's a real psycho.
One reason why I may hate him is because I never really got into hip-hop/rap but there are other reasons.
He also has an even bigger ego than any big boss which heavily annoyed me and the fool played a certain someone like a damn fiddle.

You will get which incident I am referring to since my clues here are Metal Gear references.

those would be the last words you'd ever say

Anyone remember that episode of how I met your mother with "not Moby"

Obvious answer

Look at him.

Just do what he says and nobody will get hurt.

I heard Trump is resigning because of Moby's insistence.

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MC Ride

I'd love to fuck with her.

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>call him a nigger faggot
>you're found dead the next day after falling down your stairs three times onto a pile of knives

My mom's high school boyfriend was in a punk rock band with Moby. My mom remained in touch with that boyfriend.

When I was like 16 I was in the hospital for Crohn's Disease. My mom asked her ex if he could contact Moby and get me an autograph to lift my spirits. Her ex thought it was a great idea, and would talk to Moby as soon as possible.

Nothing ever came.

Fuck Moby.

Yeah

This fag looks like a complete pussy. Even my hiki ass could destroy him.

moby is just as insufferable as he looks

listen to the bret Easton ellis podcast with him

he's pretty much every worst stereotype of a liberal rolled into one

But her muscles are gone and she's an old hag now.

Gira is literally crazy

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AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN

Maybe it was the ex who was the asshole.

i'd call him a kike right to his face desu

Dude I'd fucking slap him in his bald face

KAWAIII SQUEEEE

this alpha chad fucked young Natalie Portman

Metalheads really look like dweebs.

Phil Anselmo

>he's pretty much every worst stereotype of a liberal rolled into one
That's why I love this guy so fucking much.

hes like 5'8" at worst hed throw a tantrum

I would beat the fucking shit out of this little faggot, he has the body of a 3rd grader. I would destroy him just for being so fucking pathetic

you're probably a huge faggot with no opinions of your own

He's such a manlet.
Well, at least that explains why Taylor Swift is taller than him.

Is Gira the original beta numale? Look at that pathetic jawline

Honestly, he seems like a nice guy but one who could snap quite easily.

Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over, nobody listens to techno

>memerap
>better than downtempo

topkek

dem hairy arms hnnng

Fun fact
I watched dg play a set in Chicago and this faggy white kid made it past the security and was climbing on stage
Ride stopped mid-lyrics and bored him off
I mean literally boot to head contact and the kid just dropped back down
Couldn't have been older than 15 too

*booted not bored

You 36-year-old bald-headed fag, blow me.

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He's about two steps away from becoming Wesley Willis

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Snoop Dogg.

He had 2pac killed.

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>being afraid of an anorexic rapper