Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

tell me your secrets Sup Forums....

you're completely anonymouse.

i am samefag.

I'm a lawyer for a big corporate white shoe law firm. A few years ago I successfully helped a large mining company hide from the U.S. government the fact that it bulldozed a small village in South America in order to build a new mine, and bribed the local officials to help them cover it up and prevent media from finding out. Around 100 poor villagers were made homeless, but nobody knows.

My bonus from working on this case was six figures. I bought a Porsche with the money and then sold it a year later when I got bored of it. And the only thing that weighs on my conscience is that I know I should feel worse about this but I don't.

nice trips sociopath fag.

My younger sister and I fuck each other on the reg. Started when I was 15 & she was 14. We're 24 & 23 now, after a 2 year gap where we didn't. We love how taboo it is and we've been fucking through other relationships we've had. Not planning on stopping soon. I work in government & she works in advertising.

>I work in government & she works in advertising.

why the fuck would you even share this info? its completely unrelated to your incestuous fun.

I've masturbated in every Barnes and Noble I've ever been in.

lol i didn't even notice this

Adding details like that give more context; we're white collar professionals by day. Horny animals without shame at night.

hot.

ever fucked a book?

its not real you autist

I take creepshots of hot chicks at my school and fap to them in the school bathroom after I got the pics

Share more user. Those are nice looking buts

Got paid 200 bucks on my 18th birthday to jerk off and be filmed by two guys

I fantasize about drugging and raping my niece all the time

I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend even though I love him because he has become a nazi.

It's killing me inside.

same.

Don't let your dreams just be dreams.

I like enemas....like a lot.
Sucked a dude off once.
Have used tons of IV drugs.

IRL I'm a big hairy guy that girls with daddy fetishes flock to. It's nice and all, but I'm not really into being a daddy.

In fact, I have a MASSIVE mommy kink. There is nothing I want more than a girl that is bigger and taller than me. I want to be cradled while I breastfeed from her. I want her to have a big mom belly that I can kiss and love. I want her to be in charge and to protect me.

Alas, even big girls I meet have a daddy kink. I'm not sure if I'll ever find what I'm looking for.

Details on the first suck

i want an enema

my ex bfs work has an online complaint system and sometimes ill go leave fake ones just because i know he'll get yelled at and it will ruin his day.

>post the link

whats his name

Kill yourself FAGGOT.

I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster who loves to get used as a fuck toy. It owns.

you silly goose. anyone who lives in a shitty village in an era where mankind can travel to space isn't human

brool story co.

Alright, so like i think it grew out of my love of boofing drugs but I fantasize about someone fill up my butthole with 2-3liters of water and plugging me. I want to feel the cramps and the pain that it brings and them controlling my ass completely. So last night I wanted to give myself one but i couldnt find a turkey baster so I emptyed out a press soap bottle and used that instead. It didnt work as well as I hoped and now im looking a getting a plastic syringe to use instead. It was amazing tho, as soon as I felt the water in my asshole I got rock hard.

Did this for years in highschool. Fun stuff. Share your favorites.

18. Started wetting the bed not too long ago. Haven't told my parents and I don't think they know. Will soon, I want to go to the doctor - don't want to start college and be in a dorm as a bed wetter.

Meant first time sucking cock

Roofies or MDMA?

Yeah i did it when i was super drunk tho.

Roofies

i took my sister's virginity when she was 13.

shut the fuck up and be glad he cares for his people. Fuck I hate this kind of ungrateful cunts who would chad or tyrone and be unloved single moms at their 30's after riding the cuck carousel rather than settling down in a steady relationship and build on something.

Then the same cunts wonder why aren't men getting married anymore.

what

Wow I just don't want him to get in trouble.

Meh. It's more fun when their mind breaks and they give in willingly.

let me guess. never had sex or haven't had sex in at least 5 years so you project your own shortcomings on women because they won't fuck your fat angry ass

>shut the fuck up and be glad he cares for his people. Fuck I hate this kind of ungrateful cunts who would chad or tyrone and be unloved single moms at their 30's after riding the cuck carousel rather than settling down in a steady relationship and build on something.
>Since he's a Nazi that means he can do no wrong!

i find attractive 11-14yos. yeah, its fucked i know. but reading here all the weird/fucked up shit others do makes me feel a little better cause it could be worse.

That's normal faggot.

We all do, we just keep quiet about it because women are watching.

you havent lived till you are plwoing one missionary while looking at her pretty perfect skinned cute as fuck face.

>make friends with 60 year old neighbor
>be 18 year old doing chores for him
>get to sex talk him talking about all the sex he did back then
>mention I'm a virgin

tfw you have.

How and where?

I bet you were the 12 year old.

yeah, the fact that I'm not gonna do it really doesn't bother me. i meme about it and fap to loli and whatnot, but when it comes to real people it's an awkward feeling that just happens to be there and I'd be better without it.

>I bet you were the 12 year old.

my dad used to take me to motels to have sex when i was young. it turns me one now but back then i didnt think anything of it. i'd just do it because i would get stuff.

You had sex with him?

the attraction i mean. I'm not gonna try anything irl

I raped my niece when she was 11, my family never pressed charges but they disowned me and now im living in a studio apartment wishing i could re do it all over again

I would never do it either, but the body type really turns me on.

Cyborgs soon hopefully.

I molested two of my female cousins as a kid. One of them with daily oral/anal sex. Only got caught because my bedroom door was unlock. I was balls deep in her butthole too.

I am grooming everyone I know to try to lead them into believing it is best that I marry my boss's daughter so instead of me being the creep, they recommend it and I happily accept.

>dat rare MC Wojack

yes.

, is right. We're civilized men.
No need to feel remorse over tribal sub-humans.

nah, being able to get rid of this when? i don't feel like dealing with it for the rest of my life man

Im not gay, but I want a Trap, tranny ... you get it...

story? how'd it start? did he start out buttfucking you?

Rid of liking loli?

I mean it never goes away, but once you get a gf or bf or whatever it's just a side fetish thing to share with them and jerk to some doujins.

Don't let it consume you.

hope you had a good birthday

>story? how'd it start?

touching. kissing games when my mother wasnt home.

>did he start out buttfucking you?

no but he'd try. usually i'd just give him blowjobs or do it with my hands or both.

I'm a successful entrepreneur. Created a bunch of companies, you probably know some of them.

Secretly however I am a stranded alien and i'm just amassing wealth in order to build a spacecraft that can take me home.

ayy lmao.

i know. but time never stops. and i don't feel like being a guy in his 40s feeling uncomfortable around a 13yo in 20 years

Shut up Roger

i like trolling these threads.

im also a girl.

It will never go away.

Either you learn to live with it or you take a vacation to cambodia then learn to live with it.

Don't worry about it though, it's normal and nothing wrong, just don't act on it. ALL men are uncomfortable around 13yos

>take a vacation to cambodia
But yellow-brown people are fugly. Eastern Europe is where it's at. Get a loli for a couple hundred bucks, just don't destroy her, that'll cost you 2-3 grand.

been fucking a friends mom for a few years now

I wouldn't advise doing that.

I'm addicted to group sex

fuck you sam. i know.

except i jack it at home rather than public bathroom staals since they gross me out. moved to the big city, suddenly the archive got bigger.

I've caught my mom on several occasions cheating with other guys

your mother is a whore son.

have you ever thought about murdering her?

Cooked & ate a person out of revenge.

no, this was few years ago, I did watch and jerk off to it though

>I did watch and jerk off to it though

this is some vile shit. kill yourself you fucking deviant.

raw, or a condom? did you swallow?

it wasnt porn. no condom. also i didnt like swallowing but i would do it sometimes because he'd beg me to do it.

again, its not like porn.

I fucked my sister as part of a group that her boyfriend set up. She was blindfolded and didn't know I was on of the guys

Are you this guy?

i knew it was you because of how small your dick is compared to your friends.

now stop posting here our secrets and go outside and get a girlfriend.

samefag.

I made my brothers wife pregnant. Now the bitch want to come clean to my brother. Fml.

how big was your dad's cock? did he ever manage to fuck your butt?

>I made my brothers wife pregnant. Now the bitch want to come clean to my brother.

never stick your dick in crazy user.

nope

I'm a dumb motherfucker. I know.

i never liked anal, so no. i would just do something else so he'd stop. and probably like 7 inches, but i never measured it. just going by what i remember.

i never liked anal, so no. i would just do something else so he'd stop. and probably like 7 inches, but i never measured it. just going by what i remember. it looked smaller as i got older.

I fucked my younger brother from when he was 12 and I was 15 for a few years

I secretly want to become a prison bitch, the thought of having tattoed up criminals inside me and rubing their dick against my prostate makes me unbelievably hard

>Drugging and raping
>MDMA

Go play outside kid

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I send packs of the worst CP I can find to kindergartens disguised as something normal.