Could I pass as a local in your planet?

Could I pass as a local in your planet?

finger me daddy

show them your dick like you did last time.

Show them the iberian might, they will forget about the bbc memes in no time

I'm not iberian I'm half western saharian and half bavarian

bullshit, you told you were spanish the other time.

you just don't want to be recognized or identified or something

k

FAAAAAKE

yes in fyrom

show your 24cm dick

it's true, he has a big dick too(typical in spain and portugal, but big for world standards), but he's short and skinny

He's gay though.

tell that to my lion usb

don't know, who cares?

AYYLMAO BEGONE

So there's no point in saying BIC can replace BBC

why not?

Why did you delete your twatter account?

It was fucking hilarious (and autistic)

Wtf dude..
It's the Moor genes

it probably is, since high-school I never saw a dick smaller than 13/15cm flaccid.
Also I read a study some time ago, that tested portuguese, african-americans, mexicans and japanese, and we had the biggest testosterone levels.

PORTUGAL CARALHO

But all the portugese i've met were low test manlets with tiny dicks tho.. strange

People tell me I have short fingers.

no.
portuguese don't mix and make friends with foreigners, you know nothing about us.

Donald that you?

fingerlets. when will they learn?

>know nothing about us
>all the cheap labour in Switzerland is Portugese
Kek.
Also sometimes they have to mix to survive..

We're gonna build a wall around Germany and make Switzerland pay for it.

fuck off, we're full

I fucking wish desu.

and how would you now the size of your construction worker's dicks?

Cuz we went to school and army together

portuguese shouldn't go to swiss army to be honest, they are imigrants. and they go to portuguese schools

Are you perhaps, a Bogdanese from Bogdangrad?

I mean the children of immigrants who moved from a young age/ grew up here obviously

The portuguese will control switzerland in the future and luxembourg aswell

wtf
come back to the planet where you are from

Ayyyy

Those were women, mate.

The moustache kinda throws you off.

i now use @el_furro

could i pass as a local in your county?

Rakshasa pls go

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Is that shopped?

Kek

no but xiaomi camera does a bit of distorsion when approaching to the borders so i use it to make it look even more disproportionate desu

How tall are you?

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he is small like an alien, no joking

with the cock of an alien too

170cm

Kek that's pretty funny.

E.T. hands

What is it with Spanish posters? One with massive hands and that one with a massive mutated looking cock

i'm the same guy

I see, the crystals claimed an other victim.

>massive mutated looking cock
I'd like to see that.

I-I want to have bigger hands, how did you get those AAYYYY looking ones.

>don't go outside
>expend childhood using pc

don't take the piss

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>it's been 16 months

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Do people with marfan have long as dicks or something?

Can you reach your own prostate?

>your finger is not glowing
fugg off

/X/ GET IN HERE

IT LOOKS LIKE A DILDO

Mate, if he shoves those fingers all the way up his ass he'll make himself throw up.

I am looking for someone who saved this picture back in 2015. It's for scientific purposes.

are you me?

how do you even use that thing without reaping women in half?

Was there for all of that thread