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The ease which with he does it...

Her syphillis must be burning

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I hope nobody helped her as she died.

Niggers gonna nig.

I'd have no problem doing this as long as it's a chick in front of and behind me.

Wat?

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>when you smoke crack and forget to put your lighter out before putting it back in your pocket

Who hasn't been there?

What kind of dog is that?

How did this end? Did the swan get away or did the falcon rip its head off?

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Just went from acorn to diamond in 10 seconds!!

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Anything goes when you're on international waters

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Why is that pussy acting like he got actually shot? It's fucking little plastic pellets.

The Swan is a cheeky cunt

Thats a dog idiot

A ladderdore.

>The Swan is a cheeky cunt

Apparently they are real bitches.

Not bad.

>Thats a dog idiot

That's what the filename says, idiot.

KEK

>Aids

That's Mexican cuisine

Because all airsoftfags are whiney little bitches.

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Kek

>go to zoo
>see some apes
>MFW get kicked out of zoo for getting shit faced

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Am Danish, swans are aggressive as fuck. They are like nigger birds disguised as white people.

Fucken white boy bitched out to that nig.

This is a common sight in the USA.

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Because it's a polar star gun. It's a lot stronger. It uses compressed air to fire fast and hard as balls

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It's what happens when you put a rubber band on the cat's tail. It fucks up their sense of balance and is pretty fucking funny.

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Damn, she got moves for days

I was waiting for a dick to flop out.

Damn, what a shame. That's in my country.

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Which is?

CLEAN YOUR PUSSY BITCH...

ALSO; WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

It's illegal in the US to not display a "WIDE LOAD" sign when towing something like that.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOME FAT PASTY WHITE "RACIST" FORGETS HE'S IN REAL LIFE AND BOTHERS A NIGGER

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I really wanna kick that bird.

>obese
thank you, Doctor.

Mexico is part of North America, filename technically isn't wrong.

There is something mentally wrong with you if you do this.

DANISH? SO YOU ARE A PUSSY FAT FUCK

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Catnip is a hellva drug.

Moar deep sea pls

>There is something mentally wrong with you if you do this.

Implying you little queer wouldn't slide all the way down.

I love Japan too! Or whatever I need to say to get your shirt off.

Going out with friends later. Anyone know some fun drinking games?

Brah u got nothing on the swans.

In soviet russia, ladder walks under you!

USA is the only country with America in it's name, hence why they are called Americans. That explanation doesn't make sense because of how diverse North and South American cuisine is. Maybe if it said North American haute cuisine but no. And yes I get I'm putting too much thought into this.

Baited

STFU U DANISH FAG. DO'T YOU HAVE SOME MUSLIM COCK TO SUCK. GTFO .

damn that had to go up a hole. Suppose it went up her ass or her pussy?

>no homo

Pretty sure that's a stork. It probably broke free. I don't think falcons hunt and kill storks in the wild.

>USA is the only country with America in it's name, hence why they are called Americans.

No fucking country in Europe has "Europe" in its name and the people from there are still called Europeans, you dip.

This kind of arrogance is the reason 9/11 happened.

This is what happens when you take away regulations.

This guy's a legend

What is this??
I need to know

NIce get, bastard deserved it

He should be brought out back and shot in body to to see him jiggle. Then in the head

Swan

release the kraken!!!!

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Other than the retarded file name, I can never find a source on this. The guy looks like he didn't lose too much brain power.

sauce?

Why

preparation is cool but looks gross to eat.

I'm just going to ask. Any nudes? If so, what do I gotta search up to find them.

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Is this the same guy who's got like 60% of his brain missing and still manages to function normally?

falcons kill anything they fucking please
they would be terrifying if they were just a little bigger

man thats so fucking lovely, im just asrjhasldnasdn

trips share justice

"normally"

I didn't know that pelicans and crows fought.

That's a souffle

im sure at least one person considers this porn

>bro job

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