I'm a GM for a Dungeons and dragons pathfinder campaign

I'm a GM for a Dungeons and dragons pathfinder campaign.

Sup Forums's dubs will decide what quests I send the 4 players on.
Have at it you mediocre faggots

Paco?

Harvest the semen of a Terrasque.

Nope, OP's name is Louis

The players must suck cock for magic crack

>go to sweden
>have the dragon magic
>rape sweish women
>take over sweden
>now you have swedish military
>take over entire world with magic + modern tech

This. Seriously would be a awesome adventure hook.

>Find associates of the world renouned Mage's Guild in forest
>find out it was a research settlement
>zombified goblins attacked from the east
>water demons attacked from the south
>goblins stole [mcguffin #1]
>water demons home to [mcguffin #2]
>party must choose to split up or go for one at a time
>if party splits; they get both mcguffins if successful
>if party handles it one at a time - associates urge the party to head into the water demon's hold as it will soon disappear for another 10 years
>puzzles and dungeon
>party successful makes their way back to settlement
>next day they head east, into the woods
>zombie goblin patrols
>approach a clearing
>single figure standing in the center looking at [mcguffin #1]
>single figure was [significant character] the party may have met before
>if party breaks tree line, alarm spell triggers, alerting [significant character]
>clearing is swarmed with 200 zombified goblins
>roll init bitches
>if a party member gets within 30 ft (6 squares) of [significant character], a cloaked figure appears beside [significant character]
>cloaked figure Umbral Strikes (lvl 17) [significant character] instantly killing
>cloaked figure takes [mcguffin #1] and then vanishes
>zombified goblins die with [significant character]

>party head to Mage's Guild to report about settlement
>find out there is [mcguffin #3]
>find out that the mcguffins can be used to push back the corruption plaguing the planet
>set out
>arrive in world famous artisan's guild's home town
>airships motherfucker
>high quality equipment with special materials
>spending spree
>head to ancient temple, buried in the swamp
>[Entrance]
>modular dungeon - you figure it out
>find [mcguffin #3] in dungeon sitting on a pedestal
>attempting to grab it triggers combat
>giant lava ooze drops from the ceiling
>slicing and cold effects split the ooze into more
>make it hard for party by increasing stats
>make it even harder by increasing number (did 4, nearly wiped)
>successful party see stone pillar with lots of markings
>teleporting stone
>goes haywire
>ends up outside random side quest dungeon

Suddenly, at the end of their last quest, all characters in the party have contracted a deadly disease that can only be cured by becoming the opposite gender! The disease kills after 60 days. Until then, -1 strength. (Any characters brought back to life from beyond the veil will have a new 60 day countdown. Any genderless characters cannot be cured. Zombies can receive gender re-assignment but will only be cured of this disease upon losing their zombie condition.)

You should GM a random D&D match on roll20.net. It's online game board for table top games, bunch of free shit already included. Bet we could get enough anons to join in.

i'll give this a reroll

They have to go into catacombs to collect the dick of a dead necromancer.

>dungeon is on top the floating islands
>sky metals all around
>if they take, profits YUUUUUGE
>clear dungeon
>epic loot
>back to Mage's Guild
>find information on [mcguffin #1] and where it it located
party can scry for this or you can give them this
>find out that the mcguffins have to be put into three different locations
>party will need to split up for this
>[mcguffin #1] already at one tower
>cloaked figure standing near it
>doing so triggers demon invasions at each location
>protect the mcguffin
>endless swarms
>cloak figure dies?
>fight way into back of each location
>find demon summoning device at each location
>destroy to end encounters
>all demons fade into ash
>cloaked figure also gone
>party is in a dream state
>can interacted together
>can travel the world
>anything that is not fixed in real world is not in dream world
>solve puzzle by sleeping
>each action in dream world is 1 day in real world

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Have your players leave the town with 5 or more towns guard, to do some mundane task. When they return they find the village sacked by a goblin hoard. One goblin is left behind and will lead you to the hoards location in a cave net work. When they get there they attempt to slaughter every last one and free prisoners if there are any. When all is said and done you realize that this was not the main war band but a group of women and children, with some warriors, connected to the war band. Your players have just committed a minor genocide and have resued no one from the original town. Let them decide what they do next.

Ginger snaps back movie as a general plot

hunt for a necromancer/lich. do it faggots.

Rescue an elf lord's daughter from a rival elf lord or maurading band of orcs, but when you get there she's been forcefully impregnated like the Serbs did in the 90s.

they have to gas the jews

Magic School Bus

Traverse the void to find dank memes.

If they're low lvl a barghast is a bad frigging as boss, they poll won't know what it is or how to deal with it, and it can just fucking eat them, but is overall very manageable (cr 7 I think?)

Gets

I want to play pathfinder. Can't find a good GM

beautiful dubs Sup Forums has spoken

send them in a ruin and make them discover thing from our present/ near future as relics

Go find the rarest pepe