Off you pop to bed wagie, don't forget Mr. Nosenstein has put you you on for another two hours tomorrow. He's got to pay off that fifth investment property soon.
/brit/
Hunter Kelly
Elijah Thompson
...
Austin Howard
Don't want to be dealing the a new round of Troubles desu. Gonna be pretty miffed at the shinners if all hell breaks loose over some queers.
Luis Jackson
Top slag
Xavier Scott
No idea why people continue to work jobs they hate and constantly complain about.
Maybe they're just the sort of miserable twats who would hate any job desu.
Ethan Brown
Can tell this image was made by a NEET. Specifically because Fridays are pretty shit when you're a wageslave. Yes logically you would think that Friday evening maximises enjoyment because you have the most free time ahead but really you're just knackered from work. All my Friday nights end up as a write off just like all the other weeknights. The only time I really enjoy is Saturday.
Matthew Parker
its 20 to 6 and ive not gone to sleep yet
woke up at 7pm the other day
Jacob Williams
Anthony Brooks
CHOOOOON
Grayson Walker
>Revenge of the Sith was 12 years ago
Jason Allen
Dat Tara tho
Evan Nguyen
england, tbhlads
Benjamin Thomas
the chav gf
Zachary Lopez
They tasted like shite and you know it
Charles Garcia
>muh turkey twizzlers
fuck off you underclass runt
Easton Miller
>When you REALLY want to love a girl because she's beautiful and nice but she listens to utter shite like this
Just can't lads, shan't even pretend I like it
Shared taste in music is a must if I'm going to get along well with a girl
David Ward
Never had a turkey twizzler.
Jacob Hernandez
...
Ayden Sanchez
started going on walks at night when i found this staircase that goes right up to the top of the council building and it's seriously high up
at the top i stand right at the edge and just look out over the car park and it would be so easy to jump and kill myself but i go back down every time
guess i want to live
Michael Ortiz
...
Cooper Ward
Doc says it's a medical condition
I see it too
Julian Hill
wales too
can't forget wales
Asher Hall
nah save up some dosh and do an cheeky ol' beachyhead 'cide
Aiden King
make sure you dispose of that peel mate don't want somebody slipping over x
Luke Barnes
no not really, you fking paki
Ayden Parker
show a pic
John Fisher
@ 72845839
rude
Mason Martinez
been NEET and wageslave and will take the latter anyday
though part of me would kind of like to only work part-time when the summer comes around to enjoy the long sunny days. certainly wouldn't want to be NEET though
James Wood
i bet the view over there is amazing, and then the rush of wind and cold air as you fall
Charles Harris
...
Tyler Powell
Carter Myers
might do a nap for a few hours
Cameron Perry
and scotland as well i guess
Jason Sanchez
...
Jordan Martin
business idea: the deanos on /brit/ give normie lessons to the virgins/abno/neets
Nolan Jenkins
how's the wales gf?
Tyler Russell
It is yeah, there's a nice little ice cream shop at the top too
Ryan Williams
nah
the winging cunts can fuck off
Brayden Anderson
What do you want to know?
Normie all through teenage years, now an early 20's Deano.
Brandon Cooper
Jaxon Myers
how to ace a job 'terview
Jaxon Jenkins
the gf
Gabriel Lopez
how to ace a vagina
Carter Morales
...
Asher White
fiending for some ket
Jordan Butler
why
Landon Morales
you mean this one? she's still napping haha
Nathaniel Reed
about to brew a cuppa la, here's the plan
darjeeling tea with
>clove
>cardamom
>fresh ginger
>milk
>sugar
Ian Walker
If I was going to jump I'd go for a bridge instead of a cliff desu. Either this or the Humber.
Isaac Roberts
all me
Grayson Morris
the bit about eye contact hits close
Henry White
don't like the idea of putting additional flavouring shit into tea desu
Don't even like earl greay. The gf drinks it and it's a relief when I go home and can make a nice plain cuppa
Leo Wilson
>me watching this as a kid
i.4cdn.org
Gabriel Thompson
if you make eye contact with somebody, are you supposed to hold it or look away?
Nathan Stewart
Don't apply if you're shit or under-qualified, chances are someone much better than you is there so you're wasting your time.
Sometimes applying for a lower position and getting promoted can work out better long-term and it always looks good on your CV to have a promotion.
Foreplay is key, girls all love foreplay so make sure you spend the majority of time kissing and touching. Pay attention to her reactions to see what she likes but once you know don't just do the same thing over and over, alternate. Oral and stimulation using your fingers will be what's most likely to make her orgasm. Using your thumb on her clit and your two middle fingers inside then swap your thumb for your tongue. There isn't much to vaginal sex, if you want a position to last long or if you're experienced get the girl to go on top. In my experience girls who cum from vaginal sex do so most often whilst in doggy.
Nathaniel Nguyen
>not the forth road bridge
m8
Austin Davis
>single-linking
Gavin Campbell
Noah Turner
i like it flavored once in a while for a change, it is pretty good
Jordan Moore
>Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact
Normies do this too
If you're ugly :)
Xavier Thomas
Alri
Christopher Torres
saw a "crooked hillary" bumper sticker today and immediately thought of the so-called german
Cooper Green
canadians are weird
Christopher Morales
any patriots like me joinin the army? heard its good banter
Samuel Gonzalez
>non-anglo cartoons
man this show was weird as fuck
Ayden Johnson
don't care
Parker Young
bad times
im wrestling with going to get a bag of weed
Angel Roberts
Not a big fan.
Camden Davis
flattered
Angel Wood
its not the same. always found not having a job a really precarious and anxiety-laden position to be in. feeling like a worthless piece of shit and not knowing how long it would last or what kind of shitty job you could end up in and shitting yourself over prospective interviews etc
horrendous way to live
Jaxon King
posting ulster so they don't feel left out
Joshua Clark
whats there to worry about with no responsibilities
Christian Cox
No worries, i live in the middle of fuck all. Ain't nobody slipping on this banana peel
Henry Diaz
just a small fan?
Brody Moore
Cartoons I remember watching
dennis the menace
mona the vampire
fairly odd parents
yvon of the yukon
pinky and the brain
scooby doo
arthur
hey arnold
rugrats
big blue bear in the big blue house
recess
ed, edd and eddy
krypto the superdog
Connor Martinez
who would you rather move in next door?
2 pakis
5 bulgarians
10 poles
15 chinese
20 indians
50 irish
Brayden Adams
like over half of these are Canadian
did the UK not produce any cartoons of their own?
Ryan Allen
birthdays between october to december are just shit really. too late in the year
Josiah Perez
50 irish
Adam Harris
It's not a bad bridge desu, but there's one of the most iconic bridges in the world right next to it.
Robert Wilson
depends if there are any Irish lasses who would be my gf
Chase Brooks
spring > summer > winter > fall
Parker Jones
50 Irish so we could get together with my 50 family members in my own house and have a good drink together then beat up some prods
Ryder Walker
what about 1 yank
Easton Hernandez
Ahh yes the plastic paddies
Not a fan of you lot to tell the truth
Luis Wright
I barely have any responsibilities as it is (which is why I'm on fucking Sup Forums). I also like having disposable income and various nice things and not be perpetually living on a knife-edge
Dylan Hughes
>1 yank
Ryder Bailey
One yank is the size of 50 irishmen and nearly as obnoxious
Charles Allen
terry pratchett more like terry BRAAAAPchett
Liam Ross
you're just bothered that no one wants to be english
even the english hate being english
Jose Taylor
Like you wanted them
Besides it's a win-win, we'll take them off your hands and you get to be near less irish
Elijah Miller
1 in 6 have been the victim of a rape attempt
Bentley Perry
Been NEET for ages
Struggling to get back into the wageslave lifestyle
Nicholas Parker
Blatantly untrue mate but do go on you clearly know more about England than I do
Brody Gray
Blacks are ok
Adrian Roberts
...
Brayden Clark
>tfw british and irish
Hudson Russell
have you tried findom?
Brandon Wilson
Why are tall women almost always bitchy and ugly
Eli Myers
got called a wetwipe in target