she looks like a random slag you bang drunk under a table at oktoberfest and not even tell your dudes about it cause she's kinda gross.
she looks like the kind of girl i take out to dinner just so I have someone to spend the night with, but I hope no one sees me with her in public
she looks like the kind of girl you wouldn't leave alone with your coffee, cause she might stir her shit into it, just she could tell her one hunchback friend she sorta tried anal.
she looks like dra'nakyuek destroyer of worlds after gaining 200 pounds
Ryder Reyes
me on the left
Camden White
L O N D O N O N D O N
Ryder Nelson
You sound like a jealous slut mad that this guy won't take your used up poon
Carson Sanchez
>not marrying a homely thicc lass who can cook
Fucking virgins
Leo Brown
>implying there are girls on the internet, let alone Sup Forums, let alone Sup Forums
Carson Rivera
They're in love, m8
Sebastian Walker
Sorry I meant trap
Christopher Taylor
there are many of those with a pretty face.
imagine waking up next to her
Alexander Moore
Solid 7
Brandon Flores
generous 4
Ian Wood
He can't make a forward pass both on and off the field.
Alexander Robinson
He pretty cute :3
Logan Hughes
Solid 7 on the Richter scale if she trips and falls.
Aaron Rogers
ugly wife, happy life
Thomas Smith
Toni kroos is gay. Thats his beard.
Jacob Roberts
He could learn a thing or two from Rodgers.
Sebastian Mitchell
Well he's no Schurrle
Ethan Ward
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Ethan Green
>she looks like the kind of girl you wouldn't leave alone with your coffee, cause she might stir her shit into it, just she could tell her one hunchback friend she sorta tried anal.
>she looks like dra'nakyuek destroyer of worlds after gaining 200 pounds
kekked
leave kroos alone m8, he's probably living a happy life with a loving wife. why do you feel the need to bring them down because you don't think his wife is aesthetically pleasing enough according to some arbitrary standard? huh hans? why? look at yourself. this is what you've become
Owen Stewart
The power of fetishes m8
Joshua Morgan
Holy shit Anoninho
Elijah Thompson
She looks like the kind of girl that could actually grow a beard.
Thomas Ramirez
THIS NIGGAIHNO
Dylan Turner
I'm not saying that she's the finest of Germany's WAGs but to be truly fair, she ain't all that bad Otto.
Robert Robinson
It could be worse m8s.
I mean look at Nesta's wife
Robert Parker
Maybe she smells really nice and gives incredible blowjobs, maybe her vagina tastes like pineapple and chocolate. You don't know.
Josiah Parker
Underrated post
Jace Martinez
jej
Ian Morris
lel
Asher Lewis
Savage
Carter Howard
Alright, is this a new meme or has Sup Forums officially lost it?
If you think it's worth to spend the next ten years of your youth to find a trophy wife with whom you have nothing in common just to show her of in front of your friends, more than marrying this solid 8-9/10 with whom you share many childhood experiences and you know she would be a great mother and a faithful wife, you have reached officially nigger-status. If you're concerned what other people will think of your choice more than you think yourself, you'll never be happy.
And to all of you who assume she's fat: look at her fucking body shots! It's just the round face, you fucking virgins.and we all now that round faces in women are superior to almond shape.
Adam Ortiz
She looks fine to me. I don't get what theese faggots are complaining about. >tfw no thicc Bavarian gf
Brody Thompson
good post tbf
Logan James
she looks ok here
Jayden Jackson
Wow Losing weight does wonders for a woman's attractiveness
Still kinda ugly considering he could be banging 10s left and right
William Edwards
> considering he could be banging 10s left and right Stop acting like an 8 year old in a candy shop. You have to realize that this is only the dream of faggots who don't have this opportunity.
If you would be a pussy magnet, I guarantee you you'd get tired of loose sluts within a month and searching for a stable relationship.
Just grow up and stop living your dream through other people's lives.
Grayson Reed
Ayyyyyyyyy
Jackson Hughes
its just typical Sup Forums tb͏h, or rather people being people
>man settles down for homely gf >wow what a cuck he could be fuggin 10/10s every day >man starts whoring about instead >haha what a cuck I bet they only give him attention because of his money, enjoy your STDs
doubt kroos gives a fuck about random strangers ''judging'' him
Xavier Baker
surprisingly good post
Elijah Hill
she looks like she gives kek tier head m8
Charles James
fucking horrible post. quintessential putting the pussy on the pedestal
Lucas Barnes
Of all the girls Toni has sampled, her scheisse tasted the best
Juan Brown
>be dutch >means be german in denial >having the urge to hate germans, making fun of german >realizing that you just want to be accepted as one of us
god, you act almost as bratty as the bavarians. almost.
Jaxon Gonzalez
t. berliner (gay)
Logan Green
>solid 8-9/10 >solid
Not at room temperature she isn't.
Jordan Collins
Hey Toni
Joshua Ross
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Joshua Rodriguez
Jesus i keked extra hard
Cameron Evans
She is probably extremely nice and supportive, but horrible people on Sup Forums don't appreciate these charactertiscs