My friend just texted this to me by accident he said.. how should i respond?

my friend just texted this to me by accident he said.. how should i respond?

Send one of yours. It's common courtesy

Send a smiley emoji

It wasn't an accident.
Toes in the water.

Text: "what am I supposed to be seeing here?"

"Nice tile floor"

send the binocular emoji man

Send one back, courtesy you know. Then send "69?"

tell him its just like a dick - but smaller

why is one of the tiles split in two?

Send a pic of your dick back.

don't forget to add "no homo"
just some brolove u know

it's the design 10 bruh

savage
this, OP
this is what I would want if I actually did this

If you expect me to suck that you have to buy me dinner first.

>i sent the binoculars and said dont worry i cant see anything anyway

>he sent back this and asked how small does it look now

this

forward it to his mom!

Black mail him
???
proffit

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
fuckin made my night op.

This

> by accident

kek

We have our winrar

As follows:

Oh my.. I'd love to wrap my lips around it.

If you fucking tell anyone I'll kill you.

im gonna show all my friends your dick!"
>Gonna need stronger material

"Are you wearing orange socks?"

This OP

ITT we all stare at OP's dick

this

"Dafuq on ya button mane"

Either or what i would do and i cant believe nobody has sayd it yet.
Just ask him if he is gay.

No!

They'll be expecting that. We need to plan a surprise attack.

This

"Nice dique"

Obviously send a pic of your asshole and ask if it needs a place to settle in.

Well in that case shove a spoon in your dick hole, take a picture of it and add the text "Now what?"

Or buy a gun and go shoot that faggot.

im 100% sure he wont expect either of these.

well did you send him one of your yet or not? don't leave me hanging.

sit on it

suck his duck and swallow his cum you hetero faggot

I like how you think

>OP HERE

i asked him how big does it look in person. he hasn't responded

''send more..''

Do this OP

post updates please OP

you should be flattered, op. dickpics are compliments.

btw nice dick

Tell her you would like to touch it.

Send a smiley face

Him

What's to blackmail. For all anyone knows it was Google. There's no face

Meanwhile

Time for no homo butt sex. "No homo but I'll suck you dry!" Then go do it.

Haaaaaaaaa

kill yourself troll nigger

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OP.. you Sup Forumsro or Femanon?

either way suck his dick

Sup Forumsro

I was in that thread, he secretly wants you.

Tell him you'd love to have it in your ass.

do you want the D?

yeah

Prove that you're the same person as

so assuming you are OP... wtf are you asking us for?
(hint... it wasn't an accident.)

is there a update on this?
has he responded?

"accident"

There is only response....sword fight, hands behind back, stabbing and smacking motions only, first to cum wins or first to go soft loses

Remember to fight with the sun at your back

with this pic and "mine's bigger"

send him this

Op f or m ????

send him one back

why are your nails painted faggot

it's a trap you dumb nigger

Dammit Sup Forums I should of known

topkek

Lmao

moar?

"cute"

Shlomo Shekelstein did 9/11

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