ITT: we discuss English

ITT: we discuss English.

That's how American English and British English sounds to me

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Sounds almost the same to me.

Fixed

>bottom two pictures aren't even Americans
really activated my neurons

yea they are

Nice try, amerilard

Hiberno-English>Scottish English>Northern English(Yorkshire)>>>Most other dialects>>RP>>>>>AAVE/Ebonics>>>>>>>>>General American

>Northern English(Yorkshire)
Yorkshire isn't really northern

How so? I also counted Northumbrian and Cumbrian dialects.

Ebonics is literally niggerfied nigger-english.

>Cumbrian dialects.
you're good Estonia, you're good. btw how do you know so much about British accents?

I don't know that much.

It's basically redneck speak with a few added sounds.

scottish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>AAVE/Ebonics>>>>>>>>>General American
Found the wigger.

It really isn't.
It's a southern dialect with no African influence. It's closely related to the English dialects poorer euro migrants had when they migrated.

>socttish isn't the better by fucking far

youtube.com/watch?v=G8NyUXE1L54
youtube.com/watch?v=8jEZraf0eDI
youtube.com/watch?v=DdHXmiV132E

I have taught English to a shitload of different ethnicities and none of them could tell the difference between English accent and American accent.

Its' really only noticeable when you're a native speaker or very close to native level

Japanese seem to find it easier to pronounce Brit English (because they can't quite do the hard 'r' in american english). But they all choose to learn American English for whatever reason.

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>united kingdom population: 64 million
>united states population: 320 million
Yeah, why would anyone ever choose to learn american english over british english?

They're not American. The guy on the right is Canadian, and the poster in the pic on the left isn't even in english.

only if you're a Londoner, that's the perfect accent.

The late great Sir Lord Richard of Attenborough isn't really Scottish, he's just putting on a very softly spoken Scottish accent helped by his RP English accent.

What kind of London accent

I know
but in the movie he is scott

You have to admit they represent you pretty well, though

Neither is Bill Nighy who plays Davy Jones, he's an Englishman putting on a Scottish accent. I have to say I like the Scottish accent.

australian accent is the cutest on women :3

they've got dirty mouths too which turns me on

Sup Forums has taught me that the only people who learn American English are asians 2bh.

There's also way more (proper) English speakers worldwide once you factor in the colonies and India/Nigeria etc.

Are any of these countries, besides Australia, actually revelant? I don't think so.

Asians, Hispanics, Arabs generally learn American accent.

Europeans are mixed a lot of time because they will be taught British English in school but develop an American accent from watching our garbage hellywood stuff

Those colonies probably all speak jafaican tier dialects.

Does the average Londoner really use RP?
How do you call the slang or "dialect" that is used by people from low-income families that have lived in London for generations, provided that living in London for generations whilst being poor is even possible?

>Australia
>more relevant than Nigeria or India

Accents don't really count. Just pointing out that the vast majority of the world view British English as the 'right' one, formally. Makes sense since we're the originator, even if it's not standardised like French.

Sorry mate America is best country

youtube.com/watch?v=ZILqtZlfb7I&index=2&list=RD-O0UOPPzycg

How can euros even compete?

I doubt they have even pulled a head off a rabbit they raised with love and care.

youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4&index=13&list=RD-O0UOPPzycg

Used to be Cockney, replaced with MLE (multicultural london english)

youtube.com/watch?v=0KdVoSS_2PM

>How do you call the slang or "dialect" that is used by people from low-income families that have lived in London for generations

Estuary English. This has replaced much of what is thought of as Cockney in London, as well as the south of England.

>Accents don't really count. Just pointing out that the vast majority of the world view British English as the 'right' one, formally. Makes sense since we're the originator, even if it's not standardised like French.

I mean unless you have proof. Sounds made up considering most of the big tech companies and websites are American and default American English.

for some reason I can only stand the english accent on british guys. it's annoying on british women UNLESS they're non-white. then it's hnnnnngggggg for some reason

youtube.com/watch?v=XRVVCbXmYJo

Here, if you would only watch TV, you would actually see a lot of British programs, because our public broadcaster has a hardon for BBC and I am fine with that.

Euros and many Americans are weak. That is why you see the libs/chavs/migrant problems

They have never killed their own meat or seen what it takes to raise crops. They think there are infinite resources.

youtu.be/-O0UOPPzycg?list=RD-O0UOPPzycg&t=74

>listen up YA'LL

>because our public broadcaster has a hardon for BBC and I am fine with that

Did you see the recent programme where Tom Hardy walks around London with a big hat grunting at everyone? It was pretty good tbqh.

Not an argument really.
Pretty sure you just select English (UK) when you set up an OS first and its done. We're pretty well represented in terms of media/websites I'd say.

>British English
>world considers more important
PHEWEHWERHEIEHEHEH
Stay uppity little trade bitch. Its always entertaining.

Look at this glorious rural part of America. That old man was killing Nazis or gooks at your age.
Euros are pathetic. A bunch of Muslims cause them problems. Niggers cause trouble here too, but we kill them.

youtube.com/watch?v=NnMEBVGcYEI&list=RD-O0UOPPzycg&index=12

>Yorkshire isn't really northern
it's the quintessential northern county you spacker

We're really behind. I don't watch a lot of telly, but I think we got sherlock maybe about a year ago.
Also, what is that?

Are you OK..?

t. 60%

not in the slightest you retarded favela monkey

>Also, what is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=A_zbR2trnGI

If you like Tom Hardy you'll love it.

New BBC show, haven't seen it yet but it's getting good reviews

actually its 74% but I shouldn't expect a brit to actually know what they are talking about

>actually it's 74%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY ISNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOOD GRIEF YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>let me tell you about your country

It isnt, retard

>le white hispanics dont exist meme

fuck off with your "banter" nigel

>Non-Hispanic whites make up 62.6% of the country's population
>62.6%
you should stop m8

you're only embarrassing yourself more

>the Non-Hispanic white meme

good job outing yourself as a complete fucktard lmao

hispanic whites are literally just white people who speak spanish

>british education

>hispanics
>white
jesus christ you're probably one of these mutts yourself

>hispanic whites

>using the same cherrypicked chart that has been in use by european retards such as yourself since 2012

try harder lmao

>these are the """""""white""""""" americans who shitpost about how europe is doomed every day

Death to all phoneposters

nice cherrypicked meme chart

use actual data to back up your opinions next time

don't need to, your country and the retards like you that live there actually count these literal brown people as white

you're 60% white and dropping, and this isn't even including illegals

Older shows like Poirot and My family are quite popular.
For example tomorrow on ETV we have:
Father Brown
Midsomer Murders
The Time of Our Lives (strayan)
Father Brown (rerun)
The Durrels
I only watch the nature docs. Should really try watching them while high.

your cherrypicked chart is not actual census data you fucking retard

99% of Hispanic Americans come from mexico not Argentina m8

Lil white Latinas are cute mate. Most women in America don't identify with the crazy leftism, and most are religious and don't post pictures of themselves. Hispanics work hard too.

England is a total shite-hole. No guns, get sent to prison if you try to save your daughter from a Muslim rape prison. I guess it makes sense you try to insult a better nation. Misery loves company.

Daily reminder
abcnews.go.com/US/charges-texas-father-beat-death-daughters-molester/story?id=16612071

>shows collection of mugshots chart as if it is actual census data

funny how you retards use about 40 mugshots as proof that white hispanics don't exist

you brits are more retarded than I thought

we told you that your country is 62% non-hispanic white and since hispanics literally are not white you got your answer

you want to cry and inflate numbers because you're almost a minority in your own country (in certain cities you actually are)

we don't even count spaniards as whites and you want to claim their shitskin mongrel descendants are white lmao get the fuck out tyrone you're done

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Thanks. I'll watch it if I can find it somewhere. You wouldn't happen to have any more recommendations from BBC lads?

white hispanics exist in mexico

>white hispanics don't exist
they don't, deal with it

A few of them are the ITV network and not the BBC. But it's true Britain does export a lot of television, only America exports more than us.

Nature documentaries are comfy. BBC's natural history unit is the largest producer of wildlife content in the world.

>hispanics literally are not white

europeans who's families had immigrated to latin america decades or even centuries ago and happen to speak spanish are suddenly not white?

now I know you're retarded lmao

spaniards aren't even white and you think their descendants magically are.

you're a shitskin, jose. sorry to break it to you.

they do

"hispanic" literally means "spanish speaking"

thats it, thats all it means, hispanics can be anything from black to brown to asian to white as long as theyre from latin america.

Ahaha No. I'm nowhere near a native level and I can tell the difference between different us states, canada, english, scottish, irish, aussies and n.z.

Scottish sounds best though.

notice how I never mentioned spain once you fucking idiot lmao.

europeans migrated by the millions to latin america during the late 1800 early 1900s

are they somehow not white because they speak spanish now?

you're fucking dutch. you're practically a native already

I mistake dutch people all the time for americans / brits because they speak at native level

>aussies and n.z.
i can't lmao

For some reason telling the difference between New-Zealand and Australia is easier than Ireland vs Scotland for me

>be british
>be retarded
>think whites dont exist in latin ameria

no, they don't

it's actually pitiful that your country is so far down the genetic shitter you have to cling to the descendants of fucking meds to try and pass yourself as whites
and even if we suddenly counted your brown "white" people, you'd still only be 74%, which is fucking abysmal on its own

dutch accent is pretty unique. it sounds much more similar to yank than english.

Fush and chups.

Do aussies also say fush and chups?

ah yes because all those hispanics in the usa are argentines of german descent and not bordering hopping wetbacks

shut the fuck up you mongrel, you're a joke

this post is literally a non argument

white hispanics exist, your post contains no proof to the contrary

>cling to the descendants of fucking meds

most white immigrants to latin america were GERMAN lmao

literally never heard this meme before.
truthfully, i can't tell canadian from american, or kiwi from ozzie very well. and i've met plenty from all cunts

>map shows that non-whites like portugese and spaniards migrated to latin america
>therefore their even more genetically mongrel descendants are white
fucking retarded chicano

>ah yes because all those hispanics in the usa are argentines of german descent

whites immigrated all over latin america by the millions, and many of them settled in mexico because of the white colonist class that was present

learn your history you fucking retard lmao

>truthfully, i can't tell canadian from american

It can be tough but when they pronounce 'about' as 'aboot' then you can tell they're Canadian.

closer to "aboat" than "aboot"

>white hispanics exist
no, they don't and it's why your census data specifically separates non-hispanic whites because even though you inflate numbers you still don't want to be mistaken for a spic

>no, they don't

no proof

>and it's why your census data specifically separates non-hispanic whites

You have no clue what youre talking about.

Its because hispanic is a very large and broad cultural group that the government feels the need to designate. White hispanics exist in huge numbers.