Cowboys vs vikings

who wins Sup Forums?

Gee I wonder who will win. The likes of,quite possibly the biggest O Line Babbys in Dak,Elliot and Dez. Or the time tested Sam Bradford with the now returning Adrian Peterson who don't have a meme coach.

mad at dem boyz?

I hate saying this, but Cowboys, who probably also go 14-2 S Vikes land squarely 3rd in the NFCNorth this year

This is the first time I've seen a wide receiver lumped in under the O line babby category. Is this salt or what?

>game of this caliber on tnf

Vikings pull the upset because its the NFL

This Tbh. NFL teams are more evenly matched with each other that most people think.

[spoiler]Except Cleveland[/spoiler]

It would've been a good game about 50 dead starters ago. I predict a 30 something to 14 slaughter for the cowpies as much as I hate seeing them win

Soon we'll be hearing about how Dan Bailey would be a mediocre kicker if he didn't have all day to sit behind that human wall

>miniscrotum
>beat dem 10-1 boys

Pick one

The Vikings offense is garbage. Although their defense is good they do give up rushing yards. Cowboys win, and big

Cleveland easily had 6 games they could have won had they not messed up, it's not like it's always a blowout with Cleveland

>The cowboys have a better OLine therefore they will lose
Lolumad?

I'll be watching apehoop tonight.

The Vikings will unironically win.

boys win if they keep playing the ball control game they play.

if they turn it over I expect them to get beat

i'm thinking of placing 100 shekels on the vikings to win, what are my odds of cashing?

dak zeke and that oline are going to win. im hype for the game tonight

dallas - 34
minnesota - 10

Memes aside, Cuckboys will destroy the Vikings, absolute anal rape.
Vikings can't move the ball and their defense is just playing plain average now versus the cowboys who have two potential opoy's in zeke and dak

why stop at 100 you scared? this is a good time to take out a loan esp if you have good credit

Vikings:41
Dalass: 6

Vikings 2 - Dallas 0
Two free kick conversions by Tim Bradfourt. The Dallas Stars' Ezequon Olly misses a penalty kick.
Vikings will win he Superc up
Jose is a bust
White Afroman for president
>Browns

30-10 or 27-13 at best. Cowboys could actually get a double win by putting Tony in the 4th quarter.

lmao, i still think Dan "the man" bailey would have nailed the 60+ yard FG to beat the gnats if williams had gone outta bounds

This really is a must win. Eli's autism stubbornly refuses to let the Giants lose.

Vikings

>inb4 Dak injures his shoulder
>inb4 Ezekial Elliot tears his ACL

they're both gonna happen tonight and Tony will have to come in and save the day

I love Tony but the man is seriously one injury away from becoming a vegetable. I want them to put him in some kind of protective case or sphere he can romo around in.

ok then who's the Cowboys third string QB?

Me

Vikings are garbage now.

If the cowboys lost it, they don't deserve the first seed.

bit far away from Minnesota right now m8

they might need you but it's too late to board the plane now

Dax gets exposed tonight

Count on it

like he pull he dick out?

Vikings of course. They need to start winning soon if they're going to make the Owl (they will).

Dak will finish the game but itll end his season. Jerry's already told me to show up to camp next week.

What did he mean by this, lads?

boys by 6

Buttfumble.

...

Vikings meme win by 6

>at home
>TNF
>no Zimmer meme magic
>Bradford due for a decent game to trick us into thinking he's not garbo

Pretty east bet

More like his asshole when the Vikes pull his pants down and fuck him in it

>Cubs win ws
>cowboys win super bowl

>vikings only scored 10 points on the eagles shit defense
>vikings only scored 10 points on the bears shit defense
>vikings only scored 13 points on the lions meme "defense"
>impling the vikings are going to outscore the cowboys overpowered offense

the only thing im scared of, is that it will be such a blowout it wont be fun to watch

>last in ypg
>last in rushing yards per game
>all 11 games decided by 10 points or less

This will be game #1 that is decided by 10+ points. And cowboys will win. 31+

to be fair, he had a point

>YFW when it's the Patriots again

you wanna crown them then crown their ass

27-10 Dallas

I fucking hate this entire season. Shoot our entire Oline into the fucking sun.

>returning Adrian Peterson

What did he mean by this?

hoping the viking will win so the cowboys can reevaluate on the long break

i know no other "dem boyz" fag will admit it but they're a product of the schedule. not saying they're not good but no where close to their record

>vikings

lmao

>concern trolling

ISHYGDDT

Vikings win, Bradford finds himself for a game and the defense does what it's known to do.

The entirety of SP is filled with Skol posting/Tiki damage control when in reality the queens just got lucky as shit.

who /demboys/ here

>tfw this game literally doesnt matter
>tfw .500 ball guarantees a playoff spot

>this game doesn't matter
>the Giants are two games back
>Cowboys travel to Metlife next week
>if the Giants beat Pittsburgh and then us the division is tied
The Cowboys had better be playing this game with some gotdamn urgency. This is one of the most important games of the year.

>cowfag is modest

>muh troll

yup worst fanbase confirmed

>Giants literally closing in
>hurr this game doesn't matter
Wanna know how I know you're a casual?

>

>coughing, sniffling, and sore throat all week
>still not sick enough to just lay in bed all day

Is there anything less comfy than a cold, lads?

Ready for the game, boys.

Also, pepefags please kys.

You actually can't close in on a ten game winning streak by definition

>tfw not worried

Lots of trap games coming up. This doesn't seem like one of them.

i know you're a casual because you obviously weren't around for 07

There are five games left in the season and the Giants are two games back you imbecile.

>team is 10 - 1
>better feign humility to placate anonymous Sup Forums posters

LMFAO

lol im laughin cuz ur casual af. prolly a virgin too kek

Special Teams coach as HC

Wtf minnie mice?

How exactly can someone close in without gaining ground? Are you seriously this retarded?

Coordinators are usually too busy to deal with overall game management and strategy. ST coach is usually the backup head coach in situations like this I think.

>damage control

>Need the Cowboys to lose to get closer to the NFC East lead and drink Cowshit tears
>Need the Vikings to lose so it eliminates the tiebreaker they hold over us

This sucks.

>tfw cuddling my daki in bed while wearing my emmitt jersey and watching the game on twitter

comfy

I hate these Thursday Night meme uniforms.

did the cowboys steal all the white from the vikings uniforms?

Let me spell this out for you in plain terms. If >we lose this game, >we have to travel to play the 2nd best team in the NFC on their home turf next week. If we lose that game the NFC East is tied assuming they beat Pittsburgh Sunday, which they will.

This is a must win game for the Cowboys.

>implying you'll win the NFC Beast even with a Dallas loss
Get fucked Gnats

>not playing for the first round bye

come on

>those nigger kids sharing their phones with a random old man
>implying the nigger kids wouldn't stab him and rape the woman with him and take his wallet

i hate liberal media

he didnt get along with that gay, in-the-closet punter/tweeter they used to have.

>Implying Dak won't get exposed next week
>Implying Snacks and Hankins won't literally eat Zeke

LANDON
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By the team with the 10 game winning steak closing?

It isn't that difficult to understand, and unlike every Cowboys fan other people realize the Vikings have a shot at winning, cowboys have the advantage but it's not like it's a surefire win. They're a decent match up and all the vikings need is bradford to show up which if you don't remember the Vikings started the season 6-0 when Bradford actually did show up.

I still think the Vikings pull a cheeky upset here with Bradford showing up for the game.

>this classic rivalry is renewed
what is NBC talking about

that guy you're bitching it at is 95% of your fanbase

how does that make you feel?

>NBC is literally going to have a show called "The Wall"

Shadilay

Mostly hype, but they had some big playoff meetings in the 60s and 70s.

Post yfw Dak Prescott is white.

they played 4 times over 7 years in the playoffs in the 1970s you knucledragging shitstain

reminder that jerry jones fired tom landry

the cowboys match up very well vs the vikings. and the viking literally have no offensive line. literally, there are no football players on that line.

>implying you have more weapons than Odell Kekham and Hitler Cruz

The Cowboys and Vikings have never been a rivalry.

The only memorable moment is the hail mary play

Sterling Sheaprd
And Shane Vereen returns against the Cowboys

Just the liberal media slandering hard working professionals as usual, nothing to see here.

>Petchesky
Gee, I wonder who is behind this...

too autistic to understand sarcasm, many such cases. Sad!

>raw nigger athelticism
>white intellect and character

how can full nigger simpleton or beta white dicklet quarterbacks compete with the perfect specimen?

the vikings think they are everyones rival. but you have to win sometimes to have a rivalry.

TNF has the worst fucking intro i have seen for anything ever

people actually watch a show by these failed abortions?