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>pic related

any femanons out there?

You look like a drug addict

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Im here but I look like shit rn.

Who am I kidding, I always do

fake bullshit

You're full of shit. TImestamp or GTFO

This nigga thinks I'm not here

u are balding

you do not exist at all tbh

How can my eyes be real?

You're sooooo deep

Deep inside your ass

let's not turn this rape into a murder.

we can turn this into whatever you want baby

Nice eyes, pretty much your only good feature, maybe lose the beard 6/10
I've seen girlier boy eyes.

i have to say, i am thoroughly aroused by this picture

Rate me, oh pee

Most egotistical, yet most attractive picI have of myself.

That's because the males in our family get the girly eyes, while the females are left with this.
Plus no makeup, my man.

omg are u real?

What about this pic my buddy took of me today

russell crowe is 10/10

i can give you 4 dollars for give me a blowjob wat do yo think? you are a homeless right?

hairymole/10

That's p cool user, thx

Yes. If you don't believe me, here's a timestamp.

Don't threaten me with a good time thunder thighs.

Cum at me

You wanna hear about my friend and I's bandcamp

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what the fuck!!! you are beautiful

make fun of me

sick hair bra

If I'm honest that picture is very deceptive.

average 30 year old. Maybe try to not look like you've given up on yourself. I think you'd benefit from a more cultivated look. People who look attractive disheveled are attractive because we know what they look like groomed. If you're just a mess from the start there's like no contrast.

>tfw I'm becoming an old fuck

Harry Potter looking ass

are you actually implying you aren't that attractive

hairymole/10

Yes

Angles are everything

what is that tattoo of?

Thx. It's a new project new been working on

another day closer to death

Can't deceive us with nudes

id slam wud u slam?

magic school buses, not even once

alchemical transmutation circle

>project

>grow trendy beard
>can't into anything 'manly' shit
>probably can't even change oil, car tire or brakes

You're devaluing the beard. faggot.

thats actually pretty awesome

Sound a little "over you head"

Yeah actually. I like beards, albeit not huge ones. Think... Jeffrey Dean Morgan when he grows a beard.

No h8 pls

you're ugly and should kill yoruself.

and so is the thunder thighs girl

this is about as big as i let this bad boy grow, anything else and it gets burnt at work

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Oh dear. Im no model but I'm not ugly, bub. Your superiority complex is showing.

Let's turn this into a intervention, you're fucking disgusting looking, and you need to lay off the fast food fatty.

>tfw you're waiting to an hero until literally anyone pays attention to you, peaking socially at that point
>but no one ever does so you continue to live.

>Still upset sanders didn't win
>is mid 20's gay lover is 45

>overlooked by everyone
>for good reason

>freddy Kruger's first victim rape child.

>suburban idiot

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thats not fucking funny you piece of shit

Trust me, you're right.

I've lost 35lbs. Try again.

Yes it is

i think your ugly so i have a superiority complex? hah

No, you feel the need to put people down. You're messed up kiddo

Tits or gtfo whore.

rate pls

well atleaest im not ugly

This isn't the place to fish for compliments ugly druggie

I doubt that.

timestamp and i'll get back to you

>fishing

Oh yes, pay attention to me boys

this pls

not asian enough to be respected not white enough to have privilege. That's gotta suck

Show dic pic rn bb

Lol, lost 35lbs and still fat. Go look in a mirror. Do your fucking shins have cellulite?

Why are your arms two different colors?

>dat fb

>implying I'm not still losing weight

My god you are thick.

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you are thick too bb

You look well.

light i gues

bitch why is there no time stamp yet?

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Im cool with that. I just hit my healthy BMI range so Im well on my way

No you. With two c's

that was a compliment btw lol

Super realistic universe Morty.

mah nigga

o. Well, thank you then lol

facebook dot com slash bisaro.luca

did you just link your facebook you dumb faget?

ayy

>implying you won't be saying that for the rest of you fat life.

Are you paranoid about Ahab?

>6669
horny satan cumfirmed

>maybe if I post myself in a humorous fashion people won't recognize that I'm incapable of being attractive. Projecting my cliche and subtlety gross personality might help.
/whisper it doesn't.

>69
horny satan follower cumfirmed

Are you done with your lack of humor? Some might say you react this way because you want to bang me (or someone like me) and you've always been rejected. Who knows?

roasted