December 1st 2016

>December 1st 2016

saw a thread like this on Sup Forums

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That feel when it's your 23rd birthday and no one will ever even know, let alone wish you a happy birthday or want to spend time with you...

How many sexual partners did you copulate with this year, lads?

Happy birthday you fuck go outside

4!

Yup. Exactly what I was thinking.

Happy Birthday, it's my grandmas birthday today as well. Mine is on Saturday.

It's like 730 in the morning right now..

W-what would I do?

>what Is going for a run or going to the gym

And you wonder why you're a fat retard?

0

Ok, I get it.. someone was a huge dick to you and now you have to be a dick in every situation on the internet.

Thanks man.. and remember, it's not your dads fault

>no one will ever even know, let alone wish you a happy birthday or want to spend time with you
where are your parents

I'm 5'11", 170lb

2

It makes me more sad when my parents try to make up for the fact that I'm a sperglord

Zero, but I had one last year and a couple of near misses. I also had a decent job for the first time in my life this year, but I lost it and now I'm back here.

i've experienced both, and trust me, it's better to have someone than no one.

They're not trying to make up for it. They're being nice to you because that's what they're there for. I'm a minor autist and a general failure, and my parents are nice to me because it's my birthday. They're not pretending to care; they actually do.

I get why you have no friends. Nice trips dikhed

0 (zero) my dude.

I feel bad for people with shit families. If life goes to shit, you should at least be able to rely on family.

1. it was awkward and horrible.

Literally zero.

What are good sources of protein for building muscle? I've dropped a bunch of weight so I'm a finally a skinny manlet, and now I plan to bulk up so I can be a fit manlet.

I got a blowjob and fingered one girl's pussy. Does that count as sex?

Peanut butter my man.

What's your current record Sup Forums?

>2 years

-2

hit 2 years before finally getting employed

Same. I've currently been employed for about 50% of my adult life, which isn't enough to qualify me for a state pension when I retire, so I'm going to have to step it up.

fucked myself plenty of times this year

horse steaks. DO IT.

Fugg

literally did nothing this year. was going to apply for college then I moved 2000 miles away, lost all my friends, and missed the deadline to apply for fall classes in new town.

Haven't talked to anyone besides my parents since June

>eating horse

Why?

>moved 2000 miles away

For what purpose

dad got a new job

1 :)
it was a one night stand feels bad

Cat died
Totaled car
Grandma has stage 4 lung cancer she hid from everyone for the whole year
Gaining weight
Failing grades

>lost dream job
>career derailed
>got jewed by fraudulent job offer
>lost apartment
>lost all savings
>vast majority of my social circle evaporated
>physical health declining
>had to check into mental hospital alone

fugg :DDD

Sorry to hear that Satan

tastes good

not as a steak though

the meat is way too dry, works better as thin slices in a sandwich for example.

4 mate. Want to see one of their bums whilst they were getting ready in the morning?

Why not?

Sure, I could go for some English bum

Any good in the sack lad?

>english
>bums
nice try

sure whatevs

Enjoy American friend. Yer she was good, loved on top

2017 is the year it all turns around. R-right lads?

Not bad

what about the teeth though

>that body

low test

I-I kissed a girl and rubbed my raging boner against her a bit does that count?

>dubs confirm, good progress user

Also since this is the sports board, go Lions. As a fellow manlet, Golden Tate gives me hope.

I fingered a girl but couldn't get hard
She wasn't very nice looking so perhaps a blessing in disguise

good job oldest ally.

This whole idea of British dental care being bad just depends how well off you are and more importantly how often you brush your teeth. I do 3 times a day, morning, after work and before bed.
Nice right

2 years then had a break from neet life for a year and now im on my second 2 year streak

very nice

>had 3 girls over my house this year
>2 of them definitely wanted the pipe
>literally couldnt stop talking about losing their virginities
>moved 2000 miles away
>didn't fuck any of them

It's hard, but get a new cat
Time to get a bike
That's bad, but she probably lived a long fullfilling life
Start lifting my man
Then focus. Education is kind of a meme anyway, you can make it without it, just become cultured so you participate in any conversation

>dem digits

Isn't it that the English actually have healthy teeth, but the teeth themselves are just more crooked or corrected less often?

Only 1, my gf

>supposed to be looking for places with my girlfriend to live in come next may
>supposed to get married after that
>she broke up with me to "find herself"

And here I am, alone as I was before her. I promise you bros, not ever having a gf is better than losing the one you love

6

Dumped crazy ex during the summer
Life is good

I hope it is for you too, fellow Sup Forumsergs.

shagged these 4 birds this year

We don't often get our wisdom teeth removed unless we have pain which often means that our teeth get pushed together slightly

its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all user.

>life hasnt progressed at all this year
>no friends
>only plus in my disappointing lonely life is that i have a job
>i hate it and they reduced my hours anyway so i had to move back with folks

g..good year!