Hey Sup Forums, i desperately need unironic advice. I need exactly $100 by tomorrow, rents due. No im not a gimmedat...

Hey Sup Forums, i desperately need unironic advice. I need exactly $100 by tomorrow, rents due. No im not a gimmedat, i har a free ride through college but some dumb bitch lied and said i raped her so i got kicked out, now im living in a shitty ass apartment working 2 jobs and if i dont come up with the last $100, im getting evicted. ive had to pay a lot of medical bills recently and cant fucking afford rent. please help a Sup Forumsrother out with real advice

Do you have any friends or relatives you could borrow from?

sell your ass. im not joking
it makes a lot of money
ive done it before, it hurts but being a bum hurts more

No, only child and once i graduated high school parents moved to puerto rico. no friends either. im thinking about posting things to tell on those auction apps, but i need a buyer by early tomorrow

i need the money buy like, noon and its already 1:30am. how do i find someone so fast???

have any games or anything to sell? What about just going on craigslist and giving some dude a BJ? I know it's gay, but like, it's 2017 mkay? You can't be, like, homophobic you fucking asshole

any free clubs? craigslist?

On a serious note, I would for real suck a dudes dick on craigslist. It's your only option at this point man.

isnt soliciting sex illegal? i heard cops browse Craigslist and having another tick on my permanent record isnt my goal

idk, what state are you in?

Start selling random stuff really quick

If you have an Xbox or a PS4 or something you can always take it to GameStop or some other cash for console store like gamexchange, you can always buy the console back once you have the money.

true.

If you have anything that has a value of $200+,go to a pawn shop. They'll front you the $100 and may hold the item until you have the cash to buy it back. Beats sucking dick.

the most valuable thing i own is a ps3. will that make me $100??

pawn it, itll work

Probably not at a pawn shop. Maybe gamestop...

VA

I'll look for pawn shops and check their hours. is a ps3 worth $100 though???

sell anything you can spare

gamestop wont give you shit for a brand new console

yeah, if not sell a bunch of small shit

Maybe, if not then it's definitely a start. If you have at least 6 games for it then yes it'll get you over $100

Also, I've done payday loans before. Sure, they charge interest, but you'll be fronted the cash if you bring paystubs, even if you have poor credit.

ITT: how to poor

at gamestop or a pawn shop?

you know you can go to both and ask you dumb fucking shit

the big difference is you can't get your shit back from gamestop next paycheck

gfy

GameStop, pawnshops don't even take consoles sometimes.

>sometimes

so why try right? god it's no wonder you people are losers

at GameStop id only get $40 for my ps3. how do i make the remaining 60

Payday loan. Seriously consider it.

How much money do you have on hand?

What is your paypal mate

$594, once i get $100 more ill have exactly as much is due for rent

i dont have one. besides, the landlord is really fucking sketchy and only accepts rent in cash

Go to a casino and put it allo on black

>fucking bad

go to gamestop's website and use their trade in calculator. Won't be hard to figure it out from there. Forewarning though, PS3 is incredibly out dated, so good luck trying to get money with that.

where do you work and what pay?

kikestop would give me $40 cash

work at a kids bounce house (inb4 pedophile) which pays minimum as well as a retail store which pays $8/hr

bout 15 for how long?
also, how long have you been low on rent?
how strict is the LL?

Sell blood or plasma tomorrow

Hey 40 is still 40, so now you only need 60 more my guy.

ive been working the jobs since i was booted out of uni about a year ago, ive missed rent the past 3 months. and the landlord is an middle aged arab man straight from saudi so you can imagine how strict he is

those clinics usually open up at noon and not sure if OP is in perfect health?

hours?
do you work every day or every other?

Post your paypal

Post your PayPal and I'll help you

Not a fat fuck, but rent is due at noon on the dot.
Work at retail for about 4-5 hours starting at 8am then work at bounce house 4-5 hours starting at 4pm everyday
Also, if theres a Sup Forumsrother out there in Northern Virginia, i didnt want it to come to this but ill sell my family heirloom, a ring. its a beautiful ring, you wont regret it

i dont have a paypal, and besides i dont think you can transfer paypal money to cash which rent is due in. sorry for being a cunt and thank you for the offer

Pawn the ring asshole. Virginia interest is capped at 36% per annum