Dumb lies that everyone believes thread?

dumb lies that everyone believes thread?

I'll start
>girls don't pee from their vagina

>you didn't just lose the game

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>the holocaust happened

>OP isn't a faggot

Our ancestors were apes

>WE WUZ KANGS!!!

"no means no"

>the earth is a sphere

>inb4 "God is real"

God is real

Science is progress

>that everyone believes

no one believes OP isn't a faggot

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Niggers can feel pain

Yeah, girls pee from their asshole.

/trigger bait thread

Women are more feminine than men

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>you need air to live

i had a girl tell me that before. i told her she needed to go to the doctor

No but it leaks everywhere also on thighs, it's so disgusting

>obama's inauguration crowd really did have more attendees than trump's
>we really did land on the moon
>the earth isn't quite a sphere (rotation squishes the middle out), but it's certainly not flat
>vaccines don't cause autism. no, not even the ones that bundle multiple vaccinations into the same shot
>global warming is actually happening, and human beings are not only contributing to it, but are the only beings around to put a brake on it before temperature zones start to change and ecosystems get fucked up
>hillary really did win the popular vote. no, that doesn't affect the outcome of the election, because it's only the electoral college that matters.
>Obama really was born in Hawaii.
>Russians really did hack the DNC
>It didn't change the results of the election, because voters already saw Hillary as untrustworthy and wanted Trump's protectionist populism and promises of a return to American manufacturing dominance
>American manufacturing dominance will never return. The only reason it existed in the first place was because so many workers and factories from the previous factory-dominating countries were destroyed in WWII
>Trickle-down economics doesn't work
>Neither does pure socialism
>The truth isn't in the middle, sometimes one side is clearly wrong and going against the evidence
>That doesn't mean the other side is right
>There are actually more than 2 sides to most arguments

>your life has meaning and matters

You are smart and wise

>creamed corn is not the best form of corn

>1+1 is anything but window

The world is round. Total lie.

I remember the first time (that i can remember) having the liquid shits and thinking I was peeing from my butt...I got scared as fuck and thought I was turning into a girl

>the WSJ is fake news

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That thing beneath their faceticles?

>"i love you"

>people trimming armour are scammers

>don't drop your items it's a lure

>liking traps isn't gay.

>not all women are whores

Im am the one true god know as KEK bringer of 7s and feels of good nature pray too me and be blessed ohh child of chaos

But that 7 doe... rolling for are you really the god know as kek

This is a thread about dumb lies but everything you posted is truth

>anime girls aren't real

voting for dumbocrats or repooplicans isn't a waste of votes

>life is fair
>U.S.A has freedom
>politicians aren't bought
>you can be anything you want to be
>no more tears

>Trump is bad

>Your life matters.

>america is a christian country

>america is a white country

>alexander actually captured afganisthan/north west India

>women don't like being raped

>greentext looks oldfag

>people other than you are real
>this is real life and not a simulation

>Women can do other stuff than make a sandwich

Feminine penis.

>Make America Great Again

>masculinity is shunned
you're just too ugly to have it work for you

>the fluoride in the water isn't hurting you

The Earth Is Round

>when your only sources are YouTube videos

You've probably been had

??? go away fluoride shill

Next time tell your partner to slow down and use plenty of lube

hey wanna buy some snake oil

>anyone who disagrees with me is a shill

Paranoia is a symptom of many mental disorders.

I was like 10 mayne

and not questioning or doubting authority is a sign of stupid

>implying

oof you're lucky he didn't tear anything

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was he your uncle? it's ok you don't need to feel ashamed anymore

>the Human Resources department is there to help employees

>black lives matter

HR department isn't a resource management department, they definitely view employees as living things

any lives matter

>pedophilia is wrong

bush didnt do 9-11

ryzen is a good cpu

humans landedd on mars

humans landed on the moon**

The earth is sherical

women can be just as funny as men

goatees arnt sexy as fuck to the opposite gender

You mean their cloaca?

money is real

in what world does anyone believe that?

babies arn't birthed from the belly button

girls who wear collars/chokers AREN'T whores.

Kys

spiderman & elsa shit on youtube is ad friendly

we do not live in a simulation

robots/ai is not and cannot ever be considered sentient life

i am not samefagging

most samefags on newt gingrich are newfags

>I didn't cum in your smoothie

>i didn't cum in my smoothie

lube techs know what their doing

>half life 3

I mean, they don't pee from their vagina canal.... So unless you think vagina refers to their entire genital region, you're wrong.

You're right, it's an oblate spheroid.

Nigger.

LETS PLAY SOM FOOBAW

Getting pegged isn't more gay.