Ask the Great Deer

Ask the Great Deer

O great one, shall I cease my chase?

Is she avoiding me

But she still likes me?

Will o eber find a game that i will play as much as Lol?

will this question ever be answered

will i get a gf this year

Why

A?

Or B?

am i an animal abouser

Will I ever get laid

Will I get with the cute girl who knows my name?

Am I'm going to?

Will I ever get laid

If I were to write the numbers for and purchase a maximum-redraw ticket for a lottery in the next month, would I be the sole winner of that lottery's jackpot in the span of time the ticket is valid?

WOULD I WIN THE GODDAMN LOTTERY IF I BOUGHT A TICKET TODAY?

O Great Deer, will I ever fuck a trap and make her preggo?

Fine.

Is Op a gigantic faggot?

Will I become rich within 10 years

Nice...

Will this week be better?

Will trump be president of the United States of America in the year 2016

should i masturbate

Will i bone a chick from work?

is whitney really an m&m?

Should i say fuck it tonight

Will I graduate?

Will I graduate college?

oh great deer, will my pointless existence come to a violent end?

Really?

Oh great deer, will I ever stop hating minorities?

will i ever get a gf?

Hey Great Deer, will I be able to fuck a trap in the somewhat near future without my fiance knowing?

It's a man

nice. Thanks Great Deer.

will it be the one i am thinking of?

Will I get them tomorrow?

Also, is she coming soon?

Will I get accepted to masters in philosophy?

is it doomed to die?

Is it all worth it?

Does she like me?

Are your great abilities real and unplacebous, or do you sometimes accidentally answer fittingly to the question, causing people to to superstitiously believe you actually have supernatural abilities?

>Inb4 people REEing to me about long words

Oh great deer, should I give up?

Does she like me

Should I leave her?

So should I kill myself?

Do they know what's coming

I'm going to get a b in chem

But you gotta work hard at right dearie?

Will Kek's infinite chaos bring in the light to our world?

Will I become a trillionaire?

Will i?

lol, ur chances of suicide are 1/100, but your dubs are 99, what could that mean?

will i fail my genetics exam?

I'm going to become a trillionaire you plebs

am i depressed?

is the future looking ok

u sure

u sure

Will the world end soon?

are u really sure

Will I get a gf soon?

...

You can change it

will my life be good in a month Great Dear?

Actually made me laugh

But tell me Oh Great Deer, will I actually get to go the sand dunes tomorrow?

Will I get banned for this post?

thank you Great Deer

amm i a realll lppapa

does she like me

Will today be fun?

Am I getting that fucking job?

Does she loves me?

Reroll

Will I lose my virginity with some one how I know righr now?

In this room?

oh great and amlighty deer when she gets here will she be dumb enough for me to take pictures of her without noticing?

Oh great deer, did I roll a one?

GREAT DEER THE WISE, ARE THY TRAPS HOMOSEXUAL?

Traps gay?

Would you?

..you cheeky bastard.
I asked: would you?

Will I ever have sex?

Is she worth it?

FUCKING WHAT.

Ok then. Will I ever have sex, O' Great Deer?

AAAGHHHHH.
FUCKING WOULD YOU??

She doesn't like me anymore?

Does she like me?

WELL FUCK YOU TOO.
UGH

Is she GF material for me, and will we have sex?

does she loves me ?

roll

SBV ?

is he gonna leave me ?

Will I get ma girl?

Is my dick big enough for a whale?

Will my next suicide attempt be successful