Wife's passes out drunk and I'm bored

Wife's passes out drunk and I'm bored.

Suggestions?

Kill yourself infront of her nigger

Sharpie in pooper

Bust a nut on her face

She's out cold

show tits

This

wash your hands

Finally an delivering OP. It has already been said: Sharpie in pooper. You know it has to be done

draw a dick on her face in marker

No sharpie but heres a pen

Thinking of doing this

Do you have any kids?

If so, have sex with them.

Pen in the pooper

Put dick in ass hole

boobs

Put 3 fingers in her asshole and give her a hitler mustache, post proof

Give her a nice glass of water and go to sleep

Feet with puss please

This has to happen

Bump!!!

Gtfo faggot

Had to roll her over.. She woke up a bit but is out again. She loves waking up and hearing about this shit

Nah.. I'm an antinatalist

Still waiting on that shit mustache, I bet she'll love it.

Fuck her ass then bust in her mouth

Dress Her up, than tuck her into bed.

lay her on her back, spread her legs and get us a nice clear shot of her pussy

She loves ass play.. I'll try

Dick in her face

wash your hands you filthy asshat.

clear ass hole pic please op

Best I could do

Finger her ass then put finger in her mouth gently

passed out blowjob? errr snorejob? finish down her throat

Give her the good ol' pearlnecklace

feet. soles

nice, now OP show a good pussy pic

Artists gonna art

I would hit that

Give her good night kiss

Leave a handprint on her ass

Kick her out of bed then ask for a divorce

Cum on her ass homie

Put your fingers in

you can do better, open her legs a little bit

Jizz in her hair and face

Yes, cum in her hair

Cum on her titts

Blast her in face with piss. Upload the reaction.

jack off and edge,
wake her up and jizz on her face the moment she opens her eyes

show full body

no face if you don't want to

Artists still have the ability to wash their fucking hands.

Fart on her back, bare-assed, flesh on flesh. Make it rumble.

cola light and mentos in pussy :D

hihi

She's wet as fuck

Seconded

Spread that pussy and let's see her gaped

Staple her cunt flaps together

This

Fuck that shit

Cum on or in this bitch let's move it along

Holy shit dubs. Deliver OP

Finger her

The real mvp

nice, exactly what i wanted.
lick her pussy until she wakes up op

Wash those sheets bro. Did she poo in there?

Very nice man! I have a boner and love this shit.
Now you can cum on her hairs over the pussy!

paint pepe frog on her butthole

Top kek

kek

I know that ass!

fart in face

Roll her off the bed and wash your fucking sheets. I bet she would be surprised to wake-up in a clean bed.

She would love to hear about it in the morning I bet.

........... so OP?

Shoe on head

Go to a strip club and then get some Del Taco.

Start a live stream how you cum on here!

pee in pussy

This.

Why are people so disgusting?

Bump

That's cool. I paint warhammer too but my mom makes me wash my hands.

Shove her finger deep in your ass!

OP slip a finger or two in

What army do you collect OP?

Paint a red target bulls-eye on her chest then take a nice dump on her and try to leave a nice coiled mudsnake as close to dead center as you can.

Then take a pic. She says anything, say it is art. Profit. Create a series perhaps, "Drunken Human Toilet" series. Every time she passes out you soil her for arts sake. I see a gallery opening in your future. Wine and Cheese plate man. Fuckin sophisticated.

FUCK HER

Put some fingers in there

thirdeded

stab her in the stomach with a knife from the kitchen, multiple times

piss on her pussy then blame her for pissing the bed in the morning :D

Hard to get full body

>shitty scratch tattoo
dropped for fucking aids, fuck off

at this rate she's going to be sober by the time you post the next pic.

now show usthe side view from the right vantage point..

Beats me man. I wash/change my sheets once a week. Same with cleaning my bathroom, though always picking it up and kitchen.

Being a pig is not for all, but certainly attracts many.

She is not fat at least. Yet.

>ART tattoo
What kind of artists are you guys?

stroke her clit
make her wet
then post face

>sleeping naked
>clean bed
these sheets are covered in a snail trail nigga

Fart tattooed on her ass. Now that's hot.