/nfl/: elite GMs edition

CHI:Jay Cutler to have season-ending surgery
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin back at practice Thursday
SD:Tyrell Williams absent from start of practice
DEN:Trevor Siemian (foot) misses another practice
BUF:Bills OC not sure how much Watkins will play
BUF:Robert Woods (knee) likely to sit out Week 13
NE:Rob Gronkowski undergoing back surgery Friday
BUF:Ryan: Watkins (foot) to play 'barring setback'
NYJ:Jets: Hackenberg still 'developmental player'
WAS:Jordan Reed (shoulder) sitting again Thursday
WAS:Schefter: Reed 'unlikely to play' Week 13
MIN:Schefter: Diggs 'likely to play' on Thursday

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>Week 16 late season action
>Cowboys vs. Lions
>massive shitposting before the game has even started
>cue "I know the game hasn't even started yet but get in here Cowboy bros
>Cowboys completely tear open Detroit's asshole
>Dak throws a 40 yard td to dez to start the game
>Zeke scores on two long runs, Detroit's offense completely shut down
>21-0 in Dallas' favor, JUST, DETOILET post a plenty.
>4th quarter starts
>suddenly the thread is bombarded by post all saying the same thing
>"the party is on"
>Zeke fumbles and Big Play Slay takes it for an easy scoop and score TD
>Cowboys fans in the thread continue talking shit "one score? big deal implying Stafford can come back again"
>on the kickoff Whitehead fumbles, recovered by Detroit.
>Stafford grabs his helmet and looks at the camera and winks
>throws effortlessly and weaves through the cowboys defense
>in the redzone 3rd down, no one open
>tucks and runs and trucks a corner into the endzone
>21-14 now with 5 minutes left
>Cowboys begin to attempt to run the clock, drive stalls and they are forced to pass, dak throws at an open receiver on a comeback. or so he thought.
>a blur flies in front of the ball, his number barely visible.
>#23
>Big Play Slay returns it 40 yards before being tracked down by a Dallas wideout
>Stafford smirks, they're right where he wants them, he runs onto the field after 50 high fives from teammates and downing a quick one.
>he leads them down the field one play at a time to an eventual DRAGON to Tate, who promptly flips into the end zone.
>21-21
>Dallas is silent now
>after good special teams coverage Dallas is on their own 19
>3 & out
>Dallas is forced to punt and it's a booming one
>Detroit has 2 minutes left
>Staffords favorite game
>they take there time going down the field but are stuffed and are forced to take a long field goal a 60 yarder to be exact
>beer man walks out
>women and children cry
>he lines up, the kick is on its way
>right down the middle
>24-21 is the final
>Sup Forums's fw

go eagles

>hungry, repeating integers decide where I eat

>Detoilet
>getting a 3 and out
>EVER

Nice fanfiction you autist.

capped

HE'S NOT GAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AARON RODGERS IS THE A FUTURE HOF QUARTERBACK AND SHOULD BE MVP THIS YEAR

FUCK OFF BRETT FAVRE FAN BIGOTS

Burger King

Wawa

Your own shit

are all lions fans this fucking autistic?

TPIO/10

god dammit

>this triggers the cowcuck

dubs confirm the future

B T F O
T
F
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Are the Giants going to lose the next five games and get memed out of the playoffs?

>all these articles out saying carr doesn't deserve the MVP because he's too young and hasn't proven that he's elite for a whole decade
>these same people were happy to declare newton at age 26 the MVP last year

why

>Giants fan
>go eagles
>posts jets pastel throwback

click bait you moron

I'm calling they lose 4 of their next 5

and I'm not sure a 9-7 record can make the playoffs

Probably not

>tfw Gronk is out for the season

fuck you, i clicked the wrong pupper

Literally who is saying someone shouldn't win MVP because of their age? They are retarded and a bad source of info.

>raiders fan
>posts shit

checks out

Just cause they're the giants I'd say they lose 3 games and win the last two.

MFW a couple years ago Terrell Pryor and Matt McGloin were our QB's

Notice trips, Jackie ChanZ

It's not out of the realm of possibility, but as long as their defense keeps it up, and if they manage to get Shane Vereen back in, I think they are in pretty good shape.

>the party is on

why are you samefagging?

Oh no you don't

Forget to take your trip off?

I dunno. Outside of a fluke win against Dallas they haven't looked good against any team that even resembles good and they are going against the toughest part of their schedule. I am 99% confident they at least lose their next 2

matt mcgloin is still on the roster

mercurynews.com/2016/11/29/purdy-lets-pump-the-brakes-a-little-on-this-carr-out-of-fairness-to-him-and-history/

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 12

1. Cowboys
2. Patriots
3. Raiders (+1)
4. Chiefs (+3)
5. Seahawks (-2)
6. Giants
7. Broncos (-2)
8. Falcons (+1)
9. Lions (+1)
10. Redskins (-2)
11. Dolphins (+2)
12. Ravens (+3)
13. Steelers (+3)
14. Vikings (-3)
15. Bills (+3)
16. Bucs (+4)
17. Eagles (-5)
18. Texans (-4)
19. Saints (+2)
20. Colts (-3)
21. Titans (+1)
22. Chargers (+1)
23. Panthers (-4)
24. Packers (+4)
25. Cardinals
26. Bengals (-2)
27. Jets
28. Rams (-2)
29. Bears
30. Jaguars
31. 49ers
32. Browns

he did and now he is trying to play it off like he did it on purpose

McGloin wasn't bad, he needed more weapons though, Pryor...needed to play RB

HEY COWKEKS DOES THIS TRIGGER YOU?

just cause one article says it doesnt mean everyone thinks it you fucking idiot

Literally no. Tampa Bay is scarier than you. I

Is he ELITE?

>Rodgers
>Should be MVP

In his 3rd year when he shows progression like Carr then yes. I think next year he will prove he is.

outside the top 10, another year like this and maybe though

better than expected but he's way too inconsistent right now, will have a big game one week and then revert back to rookie form and throw game losing picks or make 1 read all game

still better than wintson though

People thought he would be our future franchise qb is what I meant.

Might as well since with Gronk dead they are no longer needed to meme the Pats out of winning another owl

Who's elite?

>Jay Cutler out for season
is his time in chicago over?

Anyone have that infograph comparing Zeke's season so far to AD's rookie season up until this point?

I'll give you a hint. Keggers

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brady
brees
rodgers
carr
stafford

>carr
no
>stafford
no

Add roflburger and homo instead

>Rodgers

What year do you think this is?

Who is your team? I'd be willing to bet Pats or Cowboys

I think cowboys lose next 3 out of 5. They'll lose to Vikings, Giants and Bucs

TYBC

Yours seemed a bit...casual and fair weather so I fixed it for you. Just the biggest glaring weakness of it

>Gronk out 8 weeks
why does >our second best player have to be made of glass?

>rapistburger
>elite

explain to me how he totally shit the bed vs the eagles, ravens, dolphins and the fucking browns this year then

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>a few bad games in an otherwise first Ballot HoF career

>has Carr who has had most of his 3 year career with shit games above him

Pic related it's probably how you go to the bathroom due to your retardation

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Johnny Manziel?

>Ryan

Carr had 53 TD's his first two years second to only Marino.

>Had shit games most of 3 year career

That's cute my nigga very cute

McGroin sucks, he isn't a third string dumper fire, but even with solid receivers he's yet to be productive. Look at this preseason and one drive against the Panthers.

If someone decides to headhunt Carr like with what happened with Gannon, we're fucked.

Caught in the act of samefagging, good going RETARD

do you people believe you know what you are talking about or is it all just an act?

40% of the rapists games this year were bottom 5 QB play and 40% top 5 QB play, he's had a great career but this has been a shitty year for him.

Carr on the other had has had 1 shit game vs KC, 1 average game vs TEN, like 4 above average games and 4-5 top 5 level QB games this year.

If you are comparing their whole body of work so far of course rapist will look better, but he's trending down and carr is surging up and this season carr is officially better than him I'd say.

would be pretty funny if they lost to the giants again and went 14-2

>T.intellectual that really knows football unlike us plebs

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>losing to the Rams 0-52
ahahahahahahahahaahaha

Clowney

You better hold onto that as long as you can because we are 9-2 this year and the Rams are who gives a fuck

>4-7

He didn't ask who's a bust

>Rams exec hints Fisher's job is safe: 'Unfair' to judge him on record

>"To provide leadership and consistency, he's done a model job."

>The 58-year-old Fisher was reportedly set to sign a three-year contract extension earlier in the season, but the deal has yet to be confirmed.

thescore.com/nfl/news/1170115-rams-exec-hints-fisher-s-job-is-safe-unfair-to-judge-him-on-record

I SWEAR TO FUCK, THE RAIDERS LOOK BETTER AND BETTER EVERY FUCKING DAY

What wonderful timing

It's unfair to judge him for the last 8 years

Jeff Fisher is not what is wrong with the club. They need better players with more talent.

>get BTFO so hard they think im a panthers fan
ahahahahahahahahaha

>losing 13-23 against cleveland
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>lost 14-38 agaisnt the lolphins
pfffffttahahahahahahaha

>Unfair to judge him
What the fucking shit? JUST FIRE THE FUCKER

Fresh pasta???

The ride bro, the ride

It never ends in fishers magic kingdom

10 years later, 0 playoff appearances

He'll still be there lollololll

The rams are 4-7 too, I assume you're a rams fan

You won't name your team though. Keep looking up the past

these scores are from like two years ago lmao

>Carr isn't even a top 5 fantasy QB this year
>retarded raiders fans think he somehow deserves the MVP over Brees, Rodgers, Ryan, Prescott or Mariota

HAHAHAHA

Ben Rothlesberger is an elite quarterback. He is going to get into the Hall of Fame eventually. You could argue that he is losing it and breaking down. Personally I think he still has the ability to be a top 5 quarterback in the league.

How are there people saying Ben is not an elite quarterback? I'm not even a steelers fan. Is it just that we have so many young fans on this board?

>Mariota
Sounds like you're the retard

Clowney is going to the pro bowl this year when he's healthy, that's not a bust.

He's lead the Raiders to more wins then all those teams in the hardest division in football. And you bringing up fantasy football is really cringe worthy