Men should be legally allowed to fap in strip clubs. Can you come up with any reason at all this should not be true?

Men should be legally allowed to fap in strip clubs. Can you come up with any reason at all this should not be true?

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STD's
Men don't want to see other men jacking off

The smell would be unbearable, and smegma all over the place.

>Men don't want to see other men jacking off
This.

They could just use private booths and jizz mopper roombas

I agree OP. In fact, men should be REQUIRED to cum during thwir visit. The time and volume of the release should be noted and records kept on every patrons. If a patron has a reduction in emission volume feom the last visit, they must pay an additional surcharge on their tab. If they dont cum at all, the bouncers will take you in a back room and extract thwir quote from you by forcefully milkin the prostate.

Why would anyone be looking at each other instead of the stage?

I think strip clubs are fucking retarded.

Peripherals, I don't want to see two men beating their meat in my peripherals if I'm trying to get off myself

Found the queer

that last part sounds pretty damn good!

How did we end up there?

A million Kik threads say you're wrong

I don't get strip clubs either. Just go to your local brothel, see a show and then go to a room with someone. Way better.

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Hey guise lets dump a bunch of cash stare at tits and maybe pussy that you can't not touch. Get super horny, go home and jerk off. Might has well just open porn hub

It's okay, you don't like women, we get it.

I don't know is a brothel going to have that awesome buffet?

I bet you think strippers like you

One told me her real name once we she totally isn't supposed to do so I had to keep it a secret.

depends on where you go. Here in Germany the better brothels have. But you get what you pay for, so If you go to a cheap one where you don't have to pay an entrence fee you'll get no extra entertainment, only sex.

Why see strippers when you can fug prostitute?

How many "real" names do you guess she has?

Oh shit seriously? I was being sarcastic some American strip clubs put out a nasty table of food that no one should ever ever touch

It can't be that many or she's never going to get that law degree.

>Hey guise lets dump a bunch of cash stare at tits and maybe pussy that you can't not touch. Get super horny, go home and jerk off. Might has well just open porn hub

this is why the adult industry has been in decline clubs, film, magazines theres to much to easy and for free. The only ones still doing ok involve actual sexual contact

Guise a stripper liked me...after I have been giving her money all night, she told me a name to kept secret

Never been to a strip club in the states, so I can't really compare. And I haven't been in a strip club/brothel since 3 years since I'm in a relationship and really don't need any of that stuff anymore.

I fucking wish.
I would take my gf to strip clubs all the time if tons of dudes were fapping in there.
I would love for her to see that

Holy shit, me too! She told me all kinds of personal stuff. Like how she's in medical school and did this to pay her tuition. She said she liked me!!!

They do, cause I give them money and pills. They like me enough to fuck me, in fact.

Her name wasn't Amber, was it?

Hey it's not my fault you hate girls, blame god for that one

Guise I gave a stripper money and pills, she said I'm her favorite

show gf

>yfw this butthurt

Amber was there... you know her? Also, I'm VERY good friends with Dusty, Dakota, and Shannon.

Ill agree with your statement if you agree to be one of the guys who cleans that shit up every night

>strip clubs are fucking retarded.

me too and also more demeaning to men than women. A bunch of idiots paying whores to look at them for two seconds.

Thinks I'm butthurt over your stripper story...yea ok user, what ever makes you sleep at night. I'm sooooo butthurt over how you win over strippers with money and pills. Omg how do I be so awesome like you? What pills do I buy how much money do I need to make strippers like meh?

Samefagging his little heart out

>mfw this butthurt

nope, Nice try tho

They do wtf !?! So fat even in strip clubs ya gotta eat, i can see this being a thing in crazy Las Vegas or something.

Please I need the pills to be cool with strippers, you know so they like me

Have you kept is secret? Is it safe?

Well, if I fap, I'll climax, then be less horney. Being less horny makes it harder for the strippers to convince me to give them money for being attractive, and that runs counter to their business model.

This

Why would you waste money on top of money to not fuck or fuck around with the chick of your choosing? And when you pick the girl the price is straight forward based on what you want.

inb4 herpes

be smart, legit legal whore houses even maintain medical records of the bitches

>buying gf

>mfw you get accepted to butthurt university

who has to clean it up afterwards?
the STD's that may be present on the floor of the establishment if that happens...It could cause a huge increase in STI's in that industry, which is something their allready worried about no doubt.

Please let me be cool like you, how much money and pills does it take to get stripper to like me like they like you?

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they have booths....prolly cause no one wants to see all them dicks and vinegar strokes

Yeah a striper will fuck you she does no give a shit about her boss but that's the risk you take with std or worse, a crazy bitch lol

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They allow it in Gay strip clubs im sure....Never been so Its just a hypothesis

I worked for a guy once who had a hot stripper wife. Really, he only worked so they had real income to show the IRS. Huge McMansion house, Corvette, Mercedes, etc... Of course, it all came crashing down, since-like all strippers-she had a coke problem. Spent their savings, and ended up chasing him around the house with a revolver. She went to jail, he was broke with these ridiculous car payments and inflated mortgage.
>Never stick your dick in crazy
>All strippers are crazy

kek

even lap dances are pointless....only point for strip clubs is for pplz to flash cash and show off....
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no one wants to see that shit nigger.
now railing the whores should be legal

>mfw you get your phd in butthurtonomy

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"you can be a jizz mopper, they always need jizz moppers" lol

funny I was watching this early, fucking robots taking our jobs

*straight men don't want to watch other men jacking off

What the fuck.

Then go to a fucking peep show, it's the same as a strip club but with a private booth where you can jerk off.

You obviously never been to one

great way to spread STDs
also men come to strip clubs to see tits and pussy, not cock

only the most pathetic men go to strip clubs.

Checking if I'm banned

Strip clubs are either for: Neckbeard virgins who wants to know what does it feel to have a naked women in front of you, or closet faggots that compensate their homosexuality by screaming things like "Yeah baby, show that ass, i'd fuck you so hard"

Lol

Queer

...

Just come out already. Gay

its renenerating to woman

Hurt butt

What world do you live in? Does your bullshit actually make sense tgere?

So are you a neckbeard virgin or a closet faggot?

found the closet gays

no one wants to see other men jacking off. at least not random strip club frequenters