Someone offers you 1 millon dolars if you can pop that spiderman balloon from this distance...

Someone offers you 1 millon dolars if you can pop that spiderman balloon from this distance. You are allowed to use things you have in your house, but no firearms. How do you do it?

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my crossbow

Burst it

Air rifle.

Use my nigger-throwing device.

do bb guns count as firearms?

>no fire arms

Shoot it with my bow then celebrate by firing my AR into the air like a sand nigger

High-powered laser.

Slingshot

>You are allowed to use things you have in your house
Call the owner with my phone.
Offer him 10 000 $ for poping is spiderman balloon.
Feel good man

gotta go with this one

:)

I usually use this on dogs but a balloon would do.

Best ones so far

with a flurry of forks

How far can you shoot that thing?

Air rifle.

I would think it'd be best to use a common boomerang
Possibly use some of the copper piping in my walls to create a dart gun with some nerf darts and sewing needles

Nicee

About 50 meters. Dead accurate at 30, but not with those darts.

people should fix their shithole roofs

I'd give by little brother 10 bucks to pop the balloon while i'm waiting on the balcony

Ring my friend to go pop it for $100

>wait it to go into the electric wires
>then it will pop

Op here, its about 100 meters away

But then you wouldnt get any money because you didnt pop it

8' long piece of copper pipe, solder a value on the end, hook up CO2 from kegerator, clamp scope from firearm onto pipe, put cotton wadding around thin metal rod, open valve to fire.

Should be pretty deadly accurate at that distance. Might take a couple tries to get it sighted in, but crummier shit kills monkies.

me 2

Ideas like this are why you are unemployed.

Is it tied to something or is it free floating around the roofline?

Use yards like a civilized gent.

My compound bow

holy shit what
thats insane

Tied, pretty windy so its moving a lot

are you portugal

sling shot

no problem with a good slingshot. so, lots of rubber bands. you'd probably need more than one try though...

Guess again

i tell my local ballon-buster-gang about the ballon. damn they hate ballons even more then i do.

My giant cock

What shithole are "you" currently living in?

youtu.be/xLPc5EI3Qps

well placed cum shot

>be a pope
>I pray to God he give me powers to strike that infidel spiderman baloon without getting close.
>he gave me a long range thunder strike
>I thanked God, and offer $500;000 to him when I popped it.
>pops the baloon.

how long is the barrel and what is the psi? we make those at the shop but with bigger darts and shoot em through plywood

With my recurve and some broad heads. Or fuck ur fire arm rule and use a gat

My nigga

i will use my brother. i will stay still on the sofa and he will go and pop the baloon

The metric system is by far superior.

I can make a makeshift slingshot out of elastic bands etc..
Also make a compressed air projectile firing thingy with compressor and pvc or plumbing material. Use nails or bb's as "bullets".

a common boomerang

>civilized gent
Speaks the degenerate american

i set the house on fire

>Grab my big ass knife
>pary to Allah
>scream "Allahu Akbar" while throwing knife
> see result
>shit pants in an artistic fit

remote control helicopter with a pin, shorting 9v battery, or little caustic acid pad on its feet

I like this one

it's pretty easy to build a trebuchet in your backyard... this ballon will not survive my medieval warfare

just fly the helicopter into it, let blades pop-it.
...any drone can take it out.
...also any homemade rocket with pin on tip and baking soda/vinegar as fuel would work.

Do airguns count as firearms?

>homemade rocket

RAMERIZ!!! Take down that balloon!!!

In that case..

>1. Take four plastic water bottles
>2. Empty of water & towel dry inside
>3. Fill one bottle with gun oil
>4. Fill one bottle with gasoline
>5. Fill one bottle with hand sanitizer
>6. Fill one bottle with ground matchheads.
>7. Take toilet paper / heavy duty paper towels
>8. Cut paper towels/toilet paper in to strips
>9. Wet paper towel strips
>10. Lace them together until they make long ropes
>11. Grind up remaining matchheads
>12. Roll wet paper towels in ground up matchheads
>13. Wait until dry
>14. Poke one hole in each bottlecap with screwdriver
>15. Run paper towels through bottlecap holes
>16. Light them one by one and throw them from window - trying to hit roofs or get them caught in tree branches
>17. Because of design, they will not shatter, but instead will have incendiary effect - catching trees on fire
>18. Fire from trees are close enough to expose balloon to extreme heat.
>19. Vacate my own house
>20. Collect million dollars for popping balloon.
>21. Collect insurance money from burned down house
>22. Retire.

> get a glass botle
> pour alcohool in it
> close lid and tape some tissue of some kind (flamable)
> molotov yey!
> trow it on neighbours house
>house on fire
> fireman gets called
>ask em nicely to retrieve the baloon to safety
NOBODY TOUCH MY LIL BaLON!

>23. $profit$

Someone screencap this xD

what a newfag

>23. ???????
>24. PROFIT

there, fixed

Some of the answers are fucked, like burn down the fucking block to pop the balloon

I use my phone. Tell a friend that for a thousand dollars I need him to run over there and pop it. Done. All from my house.

no way!

those shitty tiles: brazil

You can't as a civilian obtain a laser strong enough to pop a balloon at that distance.

My laser

ahh, so you're a sociopath

neat

I'd use a phone
>hey neighbor.
>if you pop that balloon I'll give you 100$

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Lol sure you can. Commercial yag laser, with some decent collimating optics.

Same fag here


Should've read entire thread

Protest sign might work.

I wouldn't risk it. What if you accidentally take Jerusalem?

>not using base 12 like a beast

or wake up and realize your fantasy is taking over real world, roflmao

pearl harbor that shit with a drone

I'd use my 5W output blue laser for a short burst.

>It is ordained that 3 grains of barley dry and round do make an inch, 12 inches make 1 foot, 3 feet make 1 yard, 5 yards and a half make a perch, and 40 perches in length and 4 in breadth make an acre.

this is so stupid

Ion-Cannon

So you have one of those in your house?

who not?
how kill you all the fags in your nighbarhood?

so you wanna DDOS a balloon?

Close but no

Air rifle or Bow, either will work

False. I've got a friend who has a hand held laser, we've used it for similar things. Not to that distance, but if it stayed fixed I'm sure it would work. I mean this thing will start a firework from 10 feet...you feel the heat if it's left on your skin.

RAILGUN OR NAILGUN

You better be skinny with that shit hanging on your wall.

shitty roofs. looks like cuba

absolute bullshit

I've got one

maybe in your shitty country but not in the good old USA

Nope, south america

not that it should matter but 5'9" 176lb

Use one of those OP lasers they make on Youtube

go with the air rifle. pellets are dirt cheap to buy compared to carbon arrows.

compound bow
gimme that money