THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - #1

DALLAS Cowboys @ MINNESOTA Vikings

Q1 12:22
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first for 'hi, mom'

Will the Vikings dink and dunk low yardage attack give the Cowboys trouble like the Eagles?

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>200 posts early
???

America's Team by 20

>Prince dies
>in honour of this, all the players die too

First for /gnats/

Please get a win here, Vikings

>foreign OP

he was thinking in metrics
sorry, it's great comfy thread dough

>FIVE (5) POINTS AGAINST TAMPA BAY

o, i am laffin

Really need the Vikings to win for my fantasy team, cant have Dallas taking their foot off the gas.

That and fuck the boys.

you fucking dumb musIim

>Vikings running game

Vikings are a mess

> that guy that wears sunglasses at night in a domed stadium

The Vikings are a waste

huh

Detached retina surgery is endemic in Minnesota

FEELIN

>Cowboys pass defense
This is going to be a tough game for the boys, Bradford can pass and the Vikings defense can shut them down.

>Offensive pass interference

Where muh nigga Byron Jones at doe

Tapping someone's chest is a PI now?

>refball

oh great its another NFL flag-a-thon.

Should we just go ahead and give the trophy to the Cowboys?

Honestly, what's the point? They're head and shoulders above every other team in the league. It's been possibly a decade since we've seen such a dominant team. Nobody stands a chance, why not concede?

Cowturd refball in full effect

Terrible call fucking can't stand the NFL anymore

Not really the biggest fan of Collinsworth but damn, him and Tirico are really good

Cowboys fans are you scared with this shit defense? I am

whitehead a shit

Cousins put the fear in my heart. It won't be so bad once Claiborne gets back though, Brown gets burned on every play.

Did this faggot wait like 10 seconds for his ugly ass gf?

>refballing for the Cowboys in the Viking's stadium

That's not how it works

PLACE YOUR BETS BOYS

Over/Under 5

How many YOU DON'T OWN ME's will we hear tonight?

Definitely over

Also where the fuck in 48 contiguous states does it snow like that in December anymore?

OVER

gimme 10 bills

Great way to start my fantasy night. Thanks Zeke.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ZEKE

HERE COMES 10-6 KEK

FUMBLE

why the fuck are they reviewing this.

oh wait they want more jew ads bombarding everyone. god fuck this league.

12

>clearly recovers
>under review

Fucking Jews.

Kek that law and order riff for review

>mfw the Bowcoys lose 5 in a row and choke away their playoff berth

It's the only way they can make money off the sport, god knows they can't actually play.

If the vikings win today does Zimmer run the risk of being fire, you think?

NO FUN LEAGUE

Cowboys ball, whew

Thank you based refs

just got home with this. how did I do?

I'm a Cowboys fan and even I think that call was sketchy

>faggots in here actually thought the Viqueens recovered

If that was the puckers, the play wouldn't have been reversed

I like how the small pizza is plugged in.

Fuck yeah!

i'm sure it's fine, but poor presentation X(

put it in the fridge

>>>>>>reddit

>needing 3 pizzas for one person

weight?

>having any sauce other than garlic
Redundant and pointless

I had turkey and quinoa, but damn pizza sounds good.

Mac fag, your opinion is discarded

>Mountain Dew

JUST

210 lb...im bulking..

too much pepperoni/10

who here is making hosmemade burgers?

Cuckosota is the most pathetic shithole state in the nation

>>>tumblr

>he thinks his team has a chance against the Cowgods and the based refs

Cowboys defense is going to have to get a turnover soon. I heard that this is the first time in 97 years that a team has won 4 in a row without forcing a turnover. That streak won't last.

omg are we actually playing a competent defense for once? Praise satan. Gj vike bros glad this isn't the 1st quarter blowout i was assumed it was gonna be

So, what's the deal, we gonna be winning by 21 or 28 today?

Height?

5'6"

As a Cowboy fan, Im worried. Dak looks frazzled.

> whitepeopleseasoningtheirfood.webm

>all that pepperoni

Manlet.

Yeah, bulking for diabetes

Are you a girl?

>tattoo
>Supporting single moms
What did they mean by this?

Nice and rare, just like Jack's chicken

If you're not Hispanic or Asian you might as well kill yourself.

>5'6 210
>"im bulking"
holy shit end yourself fat fuck

Remember when people thought the Cowshits were good?

crust is worse. no need for all that.

>people laughed at Bradford when he said he could throw on this defense like cousins did

Gross

Reminder that if you're a man(male) and your height starts with 5, you aren't a real human.

You could say the same about the Vikings this year

>5'6"
>210 lbs

Jesus are you twice as wide as you are tall?

>5'6"

short and fat, why live m8?

>Dullas thinks they have a chance in the postseason with a literal who defense

What

>cowboys are actually going to lose to the vikings

Refs my greatest ally

Frankly I'd kill myself if I was Hispanic or Asian.

>you will never sit in the gum with Pete

why even live, lads??

Vikings went from a team with only run game to a team with no run game.

>Vikings first down
>"Oh no guys, we can't allow that"
>phantom holding call
so that's how this game is gonna play out

>literally almost all of our starters on defense are dead

Please

>Cowrefs