the virgin walk
The virgin walk
Oliver Murphy
Nathaniel Campbell
I'm a virgin and almost none of these are true
Robert Ward
the eternal reminder
Logan Barnes
Why has nobody mentioned the virgin sit yet? Virgins have a very particular way of sitting in their chairs. You know what I mean.
Ethan Murphy
W-what do you mean?
Cameron Thomas
Wow those are very nice the owner should be proud!
Michael Morales
Whoever made OP's image needs to make one for the sit as well. God knows I need another thing to feel insecure about.
Gabriel Foster
Sorry, I'm not in the mood tonight. Maybe later.
Owen Campbell
or the virgin hand gesture
Michael Taylor
Jesus fucking christ, all of those fit me perfectly
Colton Peterson
LOS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
Joseph Allen
Why should I care about the way that I walk, anyways? Whose business is it?
Colton Sullivan
Everyone. I've almost forgotten what it's like to not have social anxiety at this point.
Blake Gutierrez
I walk back slouched to not show my tits
Ryan Powell
>lying on the internet
Christian Bell
What's wrong with long strides?
Andrew Morgan
This is sooo true. I walked like this everyday when I was a virgin. As soon as I had sex once I completely changed. All my autistic tendencies that were ingrained into my behavioural traits over my whole life switched over after ONE (1) fuck.
Camden Morales
What a great post
Angel Allen
Why you treating virgins, what they do to you?
Christian Lee
The Argentinos walk
Brody Mitchell
delete this
David Martin
W-What is the virgin sit?
Evan Brown
this happens to everyone
Sebastian Hill
me the left you the right
Jaxon Allen
When I hunch I think more of how much of a failure I am to my parents and teachers rather than not having a girlfriend. Same goes for avoiding eye contact.
Kevin Russell
Only thing I do is take long strides and pass slow people
Then again when you're tall with long legs it's natural
Jayden Sanders
long strides is autism
Jeremiah Moore
i'm a virgin too and i don't do any of those
but maybe you can blame my virginity on being very young so idk
James Hernandez
WHAT IS THE VIRGIN SIT I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW
Eli Lopez
virgin sit if
>both feet touching ground
>legs crossed at ankle
>legs crossed at calf
>legs crossed at knee
>legs crossed at thigh
>left leg suspended higher than right
>right leg suspended higher than left
>feet facing same direction
>feet facing apart
Dominic Bell
your're an autism
Eli Gray
...
Ryder Hall
Bonus points for awkwardly alternating legs when the virgin sits too long on one leg
John Perry
that's not the virgin sit
this is
Tyler Miller
???
Everyone does this
The virgin sit is when you cross at the knees instead of the ankles
Andrew Morales
great post
Mason Taylor
You mean like a woman?
Andrew Morris
lil