Come to Mexico please

Come to Mexico please

*books a flight*
*goes*

Once a year my man

No

"visits mexico"
"returns home"

My family fought so hard to get out of there now that we got an anchor baby why would I ever leave?

No

I want to

Nah too hot

I'd like to drive there

Can i go to Tijuana to fuck hookers for cheap?

No

...

hnng

in your ford focus ?

Looks like they're finally getting creative with their assassinations.

What about the cartels?

For what? Everyone here is fat, envious, arrogant

I live in Mexico

I don't think they fuck with tourists desu, I think they extort resorts and stuff so they get a cut of that tourist money

Where is a good place to visit in Mexico, without getting robbed and shot at?

Stop describing us

On piles of garbage with AIDS, yes.

Fucking Mexicans always trying to steal our jerbs.

I don't think you can.

Yeah nobody ever gets kidnapped.

"Teleports behind you"
"Brings you back"

>come to Mexico
>get killed
¿Por qué?