Ok Sup Forumsros, I SERIOUSLY need your help, let me give you a little backstory

Ok Sup Forumsros, I SERIOUSLY need your help, let me give you a little backstory.

>18yrs
>Gf (18 as well) of 2 years cheats on my with Chad Thunderfaggot (23yrs) past 6 months of relationship
>Find out and go apeshit, drove to her house and fucked her car up real bad
>Try to confide in parents, tell me its my fault that she cheated because i didnt treat her well
>Bug out and hit my dad, scream at my mom
>Kick me out of the house, no other family to go to, say they never want to see me or hear from me again
>Ex spreads lies about me of how i cheated on her and abused her
>Her new "daddy" threatens to beat the shit out of me for "hitting her"
>I drove like 2 hours to a town I've never heard of going 90mph in 65s

I grabbed all the expensive/important shit from my room before i booked it:
-PC
-Phone/tablet/chargers
-2 Guitars
-$500 cash

I need advice badly.
TL;DR... How does an 18 year old with no one and no where to go to survive? What do I do? I can't go back

>Pic Unrelated

>wants advice this badly
>doesnt post her nudes

dont you have a job or something

Might be best to sell your shit and start looking for work pronto. There's shelters you can go to if you google it or go to a church or some shit. It sucks this happened to you Sup Forumsro. Hope you manage to get some stability soon enough.

You're probably sick of being told that you are in the wrong, but lemme start by saying that fucking up her car and getting into shit with your folks wasn't the best idea and it was avoidable. No matter how you feel you could have handled it a little better and kept it in for the time being.
As for now, I guess you can look for some shit tier job in a town that you find. You could use the $500 to stay in a crappy motel or something. After that the future is yours. Idk what else to say.

Find a job

It sounds like you should be put in jail for committing multiple crimes, what the fuck user

Yes, 10/hr at a gas station, but no where to All on my PC, but im sitting in my car

Only crime I see is the vandalism. And speeding but who fucking cares about that.

>sell all your unimportant shit
>teach yourself french
>buy plane ticket to france
>join the french foreign legion
>take out your anger on mudslimes once you get deployed to a former french colony
>retire in france and get a qt french wife
>happily ever after

Hang yourself, that will show them.

You're going to take inventory of all your belongings, research the absolute cheapest per week hotel room.

You will liquidate anything not required to move your life forward, you will work your ass off at work and become the greatest employee they have seen, you will get a second job.

You will cease communication with your family, your ex and anyone who you even remotely don't give a shit about.

You're going to lay low and work your ass off

Then you're going to find a nice home, find a better bitch and not give a shit like a real dawg. Fuck women man seriously, they are mostly useless don't even sweat it live your life for you and build your fortress of fuck you.

lol

You're a fuckign moron.

Umm.... You're a fucking retard.

You have few options. First is get a job. Any job. Then use what money you have to find someone looking for a roommate on Craigslist. It will be shit but take the cheapest one for now and buy yourself a lock for the outside of your door. Then start putting your life together

Second option is to do the same as above but instead of finding a roomie, live in a homeless shelter for a month or two until you have enough cash to afford your own place. More dangerous and shitty, better long term payoff.

Third is to seek help from the state. You will need to get legally emancipated from your parents(family court required) in order to qualify for aid. But its worth it if you have no ability to get a job. Then go to college when you have your Uncle Sam funded pad.

Best thing to do in this situation would be to post nudes..

Stay at a friend's house or a motel for a few days, call your parents again. You damaged some property and got cheated on, you didn't murder anybody or shit like that. Say you're sorry for being a faggot and work out a way to pay your gf back for car repairs or insurance or whatever.

Shes already talked shit about you beating her, and all you're problems came from her. I say fuck her up, fuck the new daddy up and fuck you're parents up. Don't let society hold you back user

/thread

Also, you are most likely wanted by the police at this point.

This makes sense. French chicks are hot as fuck. Just the accent makes me hnnnng

>whoop whoop

I second this. Probably the best damage control for what you did, and it will probs be the best way to get your life back on track too.

Join the military, after 4 years, you'll have a money and a car, start over.

This OP faggor though.
>did a stupid but ultimately harmless thing
>family calls him a faggot
>better skip town and create an alternate identity from nothing

Shit. Typical women. Why don't people realize they lie and exaggerate a lot to get what they want? Why do people always believe the girl? Anyway, you have enough to rent out a room, but without deposit. Hit up as many places as you can. At the mos, look for a couch to rent out ave sleep in. The cheaper, the better. Then look for a job and work your as off. Time 18, so you got a head start cause you're so young. When you eventually make enough, invest in college. If that doesn't work, go military.

Bump for you

We can all agree posting nudes is best way for this not to turn into a Spider-Man thread

bonjour

Sell everything and cash it. Get a temporary place to stay and a gymcard, visit gym as often as possible, workout and shower, eat cheap but storebought, aim for high in protein but stuff like heavy soups. When cash runs our, join military. They will pay you and you get a place to stay, new friends, free food, possibility to move around the world.

Move to Myrtle Beech SC.

If you have strong enough nationalistic zeal and aint a fucking pussy, join the army. That's what I feel like doing because that's where I feel like I need to be because i'm nationalist af and quite militaristic.

Move to myrtle Beach SC.

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you deserve what happened to you for sperging out over a dumb bitch.

but guess what OP? this is where your life begins.

you are only 18. ONLY. 18. what do you want to do in life? do you want/need to pursue higher education? do you want to move somewhere far away? do you want to reconcile the conflict between you and your parents? you can do all of this, because you are a human, you have time, and you have the means to do so. the world is at your fingertips you stupid fucking faggot OP. go forth and do what you must to achieve what you want. the first step you should take is to post nudes of said GF, you glorious cuck

Where you from mate? Im in the military myself and might be able to answer some questions about the whole nationalist in military thing.

88

get passport, buy ticket to France, join the French Foreign Legion, they'll pay you a good salary, you get a new name, you become a citizen of the EU, on the other side of your service (where you'll kill a shitload of Africants and/or Mudslimes) move somewhere else in the EU with your tabula rasa

truth

1.Sell your tablet and at least one guitar
2.Get cheap hotel/hostel/friends house
3.Get shit job
4.Wait on phonecall from parents, apologise for hitting dad and screaming at mom(do not try to justify it) That will hopefully allow you to get back home.
5. If no call from parents, invest in job, perhaps join army
6.Regardless of what happens kill all contact with the ex and Chad Thunderfaggot.

#1 in which region are you currently located?
#2 what are your skills?
#3 do you have any job experience?

Stop hitting people.

Pay for the vandalism.

Apologize to your parents.

Work shitty jobs 60 hours a week until you get a better idea.

>hit my dad
instead of :
>hit that whore of a gf

why...

POST FUCKING NUDES SHES A CUNT

at least you are not this guy

If your mildly attractive go for porn if not go and donate to a sperm bank for cash
after this you wanna go to your local recruitment office and join the military, you get food and a place to live until your contract runs out and then you get veteran care and stuff anyway

Go home apologise to your mother and father, they love you and miss you. tell chad thundercunt if she's lying to everyone about you cheating on her what else is she lying about.

Also everyone will know she cheated on you with chad thundercunt. Also who did you cheat with she can't just make up a fake name. FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOUR MAN.

Damaging someones private property is a federal offense, enjoy prison.

i look like this actually, is this bad?

only one thing to do. join the merchant marine. see the world. bang hookers.

Get Sup Forums to doxx her, desu *.*

Bruh.... lose the anime pillow and join the merchant marines, you look like you could handle it

this

seriously OP, you're a fucking immature, worthless faggot who let some dumb teenage bitch (a series of words which may also be applied to you) ruin his legal security, relationship with parents, and what was otherwise undoubtedly a life of relative ease

you deserve to be homeless for a while. starve for a month and then go back to your father and apologize you fucking savage

I was kind of in the same boat just not as much as an immature faggot. Did my 7 years in the Army, 2 deployments. Came out with TS clearance. Now I make 112k a year. Started off contracting after now im gov. Stop being a whiney little bitch. Man the fuck up and get your shit together.

fuck tabs

stop hitting girls

OP Here..

1) East Coast US
2) Play guitar and sing, been working on computers my whole life
3) Worked as a CSA at a gas station chain for 2 years

Theyre all on my PC, i cant

Listen here OP.

With WW3 looming on the horizon, the best thing for you to do right now is join the military. You'll have a sense of purpose and be part of cause that will stay with you for life, all while meeting like-minded people. Whether you go to war or not, you'll be treated like a hero (from most) when you come back.

Also, you'll get military benefits, such as free college. When you come back go to a community college, then to a university, where you can follow your dreams, and leave the past behind.

Good luck!

Meth is a hell of a drug.

made it happen to himself. Should have broken up with the dumb bitch and moved on. 5/10 for getting me to respond

Chief, there's a couple of things that struck me as off about your story. It sounds like you definitely have an anger management problem and extreme difficulty with impulse control. I mean, I went through the same exact thing at your age and it fucking hurt and I raged but I didn't swing on the old man and freak Mom out.

With all that in mind, it seems highly likely that you were indeed abusive to your girlfriend, which is the reason you have made another rash decision and hauled ass to nowhere.

My advice? Grow the fuck up. Apologize to your parents. They should take you back. My brother slugged the old man once and he wasn't disowned. But if there's a pattern of this kind of behavior, then you're going to have to make some changes and get some help.

As far as your ex goes, I don't know what to tell you. I'm kinda of the mind that you'll probably end up having to take an ass kicking over that shit but if the father's a pussy, then you get off. Don't admit to shit, whatever you do.

Id say what you did is pretty justified. People are assholes

Buy a gym membership (planet fitness pref) so you can shower/work out, and just live out of your car eating cheap healthy shit. Lots of fruits veggies and bread.
These things tend to work themselves out, just dont let it escalate.

do you have any skills, your 18 you can always enlist in the military. if not youve got 500 bucks sell the gutars buy some survival equipment and an ediable plant guide and drive you car out to the literally thousands of acres of public lands and subisst so long as you dont stay in one place any longer than a month your good

>Find out and go apeshit, drove to her house and fucked her car up real bad

Yeah, well that's what 18 y.o. shit heads do. Suck it up, go home and apologize to your parents and try to act like an adult from here on out.
Don't be a dick.

Join the army easy

Doubt she has a father, sounds like serious daddy issues to be dating a 23 year old and cheating at 18.

I wouldn't apologize if I were him.

Its a crucial rule in my family that we always stick together on issues no matter what and they fuckin kicked him to the curb and sided with his cheating whore ex
Sounds to me like the old fart needed a sock.

My grandpa was in there. Too bad I never knew him

2 jobs
Live in the car and wash at gas stations.
save money get apartment
get a new gf

Also it was stupid to hit parents
>tell me its my fault that she cheated because i didnt treat her well
Ye you hit your dad your a jerk
>abused her
>hit my dad
Apologise
Live gives you lemons make lemonade insted of throwing with lemons

joining the military takes a little bit, so might wanna have some food on back up. could always sell the car and hobo it for a while til they get you to sign and pledge your life.

use the $500 to buy a pistol
>return home
>send dude a fancy letter in calligraphy
>wax seal it
>letter just says "fight me bro"
>wait at the door in a chair sippin tea
>when he arrives
>blast his ass but make sure he threatens you and has a weapon on him (make it justified)
>call cops and tell them to bring a body bag
>invite cops to tea and tell them the story
>???
>profit?

fuck almost quads

They all have daddy issues, fam, and they all cheat.

Welcome to adulthood.

gotta agree with this one, if you dont want to enlist. hotels are pricey with no sustainable income, and i've lived in a car before. best place to camp out is walmart parking lots. since they are 24 hours you don't usually get any suspicion. 2nd best are of course rest stops if you are near an interstate and don't have to travel more than 30 mins. (lots of cities have info stations that have no monitoring and 1 day parking limits.)

way i got out? dad gave me 100$ to drive back home, did it became a welder. have a family now, and a strong resolve knowing i can start over again if needed with near nothing.