JUST CLOCKED OUT OF MY JOB FOR THE LAST TIME BITCHES, AND NOW I'M UNEMPLOYED
THE BEST PART
IM AO FUCKIN HIIIIIGH.
ALSO
SOME WOMAN GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER
>PIC RELATED
IT WAS
AUDREY
FUCKIN
BITONI
DUBS DECIDES WHAT TO TEXT HER
MUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice bro, u gonna party?
Get wins boi. Also not sure if its real but if it was fake why use bitoni? Never hear her talked anout
Fuck yeah man
Alsi she's into doing something tonite apparently
Why don't you come over and show me how you play?
...
Bump
There is a 10000000% chance this is not Audrey but continue with shit posting
Bump
OP just say this, fuck the dubs
DUUUUDE DONT LET B FUCK THIS UP. GO GET LAID BRUH SHE CLEARLY WANTS IT
Fr but why not
you fucked it.
this jesus this please
tell her to txt you a pic of her tits to get you horny for tonight
You better fucking get laid god damnit.
Unsolicited dick pic
rip op
OP Here
I'm definitely not saying that Niggershit
The mad man did it
This
Kek my bad b/ros lmao
Who Audrey bitoni
GGs, you fucked up
tfw Sup Forums realizes they are literally watching a thread that is fake and gay while being shown dick pics
Faked til I see her respond with unseen pics
Well that escalated quickly
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Post her ur balls
OhhhhMYGOODDDWHAT
Sup Forumsros what do i do
Say "audrey, have you ever had sex before?"
rell
Forgot pic
if dubs tell her you're gay
I wanna touch your ass and breasts
Has op abandoned us already? :(
How do you know it's fake. Why would someone take the time just to trick people into thinking the sent someone a dick pic
Calling fake
Fake
rolling
2nd
reroll
GO TO HER OR INVITE HER OVER DAMNIT
get it OP
in b4 dinosaur
Seal the deal, lets be real, this is a steal.
Go get laid faggot.
Tell her you want to get pegged
>wait what
Kek op
>dont worry user he accidentally got himself laid
OP: hey dude pretend to be this chick im gonna get laid with alright
Friend: uh okay...
This is why OP has no friends, he doesn't stupid fucking shit like this and they all unfriend him.
Fake and gay
Roll em
roll dubs to get double pegged
Here u go guys
Ask her to send one back
woot screw work!!!
Jade I'm messaging you because I'm into your brother can you forward that dick pic to him?
ROLLERINO
roll
>Eminem is dat you?
L M A O
Damn bro, have fun being blackmailed by some eastern European.
tell her to write clyde on her tits and i will believe you
Pls respond
rollo
OP THISSSSS
ASK for tits you fucker!
roll again
SHOE ON HEAD
roll yet again
if anything happens op must livestream it, it is the will of kek
Nah, Eminem didn't even go around randomly rapping. This is definitely a nigger
again
Will OP deliver tonight?
Haha . You might possibly bring some entertainment to my boring shift tonight . Thanks in advance user.
last one and i'm done
>nigger is now mad
She responded
What do bros?
she ain't real.
>Friends
We're not your friends, OP. Kindly go fuck yourself
I will rape you into submission
do a scene faggot
Nigga if you dont record or take some pics... it's go time. Tell her to come over now.
OP, if you continue down this path, you're going to get stuffed into a sack and have your organs sold in an open-air market in Mexico.
say it OP
AAAAAAAA
FUCK
OPPORTUNITY GUYA
shouldnt of said your friends, she would've if she knew it was just between you two, dumbfuck.
Dis is bullshit. Clearly fake and gay. Unless OP is absolutely retarded and obviously getting catfished.
Doesnt question why you're posting to "friends'. Oh pls
What is this bullshit? what is your job working porn?
Wtf would you quit that job
fucking WINRAR on those dubs
Make some shit up. Say that it didn't pay enough, or say you found something better
checkem
tell her to come over and then tell her the story faggot
...
test
HE DID IT
I dont want dubs. She sounds like a Nig. Put some ajax on your cock if you fuck her and do society a favor.
you fucking moron
probably some dude fucking with you. Kys OP
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Just talk to her like a human. Be true to her you dickhead.