He does the virgin walk

>he does the virgin walk
>he does the virgin sit
>he does the virgin eye contact
>he does the virgin voice
>he does the virgin laugh
>he does the virgin smile
>he does the virgin face-touch
>he does the virgin stutter

I only do the first one, (You) on suicide watch

>he spends most of his day on Sup Forums
>he shitposts about it daily
>it's the reason why everyone hates leafs

>he does the virgin existence

hotpocket man shall earn his pay with THIS

>he does the Jihad of the virgin(72)

ALL ME

>He breathes like a virgin
>He sleeps like a virgin
>He eats like a virgin
>He masturbates like a virgin

>i don't do none of those but i'm still a virgin

>He's a neet AND a virgin

...

>i don't know what to greentext

I regret nothing

>he does the virgin suicide
>he dies like a virgin

n-need to know what the virgin sit is lads I'm worried

kind of curious about this too ngl

>mfw me too

What are half of these supposed to be

>forward head tilt
>rounded back
>doesn't seem relaxed
>one foot forward and one back
>stomach too close to desk
>awkward hand position on table (clueless what to do with them)

>he does the virgin threads about virgins

>he owns the virgin pet

>he hangs out with the virgin malchiks

>hey s-sorry man, b-but i just wanted to ask you if you have some monies... also may I borrow your mobile to phone my mom and tell her that I'm ok I guess...

>I do all of these but not a virgin
hmmmm

>he gets the virgin digits

I am not virgin I fucked druggie for 20$

>he does the virgin sex

>tfw i stutter because i either think faster than i can speak or i speak faster than i can think
>tfw no middle ground for me

>tfw not a virgin but on 14 month dry spell
>In the rare cases I can actually get with a girl I can't get hard because I'm 1) always drunk and 2) can only seem to get erect when choking or slapping the girl

Sorry we make people like OP

>Mfw I'm not a virgin but I still do all of these