Going on camping trip with three other families from my high school along with my family

Going on camping trip with three other families from my high school along with my family
Hate the wilderness so I want you guys to come up with something fun for me to do
>pic related

slaughter everyone over the age of 12.
take the rest as your war prize.

Reroll

Will do.

i second this

rolling

This will probably sound lame but don't knock it till you tried it.

Download some ghost story MP3s and play them around the fire before bedtime.

After everyone goes to bed wait a couple hours... then quietly get up and do something that will make them freak the fuck out.

A good example is to find a ghost story with like a hatchet murderer and then at 3am take your hatchet and go in the woods a bit away and start making crazy noises with it.

Fuck I love camping.

Axe throwing
Overly adding to the fire

What's the length of the camping and what makes you hate general wilderness? The being active part or loss of comforts

Thank you for this idea, user.

The last time I went camping, I almost started a forest fire because I was stupid and I thought that a bottle of lighter fluid was water.

Take raw meat with you place it in and around the camp to attract bears go sleep in the car and then drive away when you hear the screams of your family and friends from the bears mauling them to pieces

Loss of comforts. Being active is no problem. I just hate having to share a tent and one time, a sleeping bag with a fat fuck who snored all night who I eventually punched in the stomach because I hated that fuck.

No bears in the area. Pretty safe area.

Last time I went camping someone shit in the tent because they were eating nothing but nuts

So slash all the tires and take the food plus spare car leaving them stranded

I actually have reasons to hate that fuck. Want to know why? Also involves shit.

A couple other tips:

If someone is a crazy fuck or if a gun is nearby make sure to let them in on it. I would let any other men know, and just freak out the women and children.

Another good one is to have something with animals in it and then play animal noises. Maybe a scary story with like wolves and them play wolf howls.

My best ever was a scary story MP3 we played right before bed after a long ass day of hiking that had a chainsaw killer in it. I hid the chainsaw and even cut wood with just an axe. Me and my gf were the only too know...

The people with us still refuse to speak to me.

Roll

Close to civilization. No people under 10 as well so they would all survive.

pretend to be your dad and fuck your sister

reroll

No sister. Only two younger brother twins whoare both fairly big (5 foot 8 and 5 11)

>5 foot 8 and 5 11
>fairly big
pick one

pretend to be someone elses brother and fuck them while no light's on

agree pick one fag and do them in the butt

start a campfire & roast some marshmallows
that always lightens the time right up
maybe tell some scary stories too while youre at it!

smores, booze, hot dogs, drugs, midnight hike, sex, river or lake swimming, skinny dipping, more smores, dig your own shit pit, let everyone fill it, last day jump in it and start jerking off

pretend to be your dad and fuck your favorite brother

please this

Fine. 5'8 and 5'11

Mom's friend's daughter is qt petite so mayb, user

burn all but any hot chciks alive and pretend it was an accident

Im saying that those heights are not big you autismo

They're not cute. They look like acne covered beanstalks.

I know. It's just that my family's really tall so I dk.

a pussy is a pussy. get the fuck over it

Sit in a chair outside next to the fire pit without your phone and just chill. Make some s'mores or something.

even better for you to dominate their asses

You should see their assholes and then tell me what you think.

your talking to someone who's jerked off with shit

steal the brothers phone of the girl you think is cute and ask for some fuck

OH GEE WILIKERS!

id love to see their assholes

I don't unfortunately. Weirdest thing I've jerked off to was where girl had two gallons of cum poured on her face.

I said with, not too

Both are from South so might work.

Huh how weird.
>the more you know

make sure to take pics and share like a good user