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Queen of /brit/ edition

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yassss slay

fantastic edition

Good edition

who do I say fucking in british ?

fuck off reddit

dave

k read this

anime

lol

Fuck off 'nk

bane

tell me about dyke
why does she wear the hands?

hi

>Thanks for taking me here user, what do you want to do next

best post i've ever seen in my life

Powerfisting.

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got the hiccups :\

Arm wrestling

improved my chess.com rating from 880 to 970 and my typeracer average speed from 58 to 60 wpm this morning

what a start to the day!

babby tier. I'm rated 2500+ in blitz

What is your favourite Batman storyline?

unironically got a chub knowing that i unironically gave someone else a chub just by talking about my day to day life

you going on a Ya Soob mish?

*stabs you*

It's mid-day
when should I start drinking?

how did you get so good? what's the best way i can improve apart from playing?

a whah

never
drinking is bad

rolling baccy

it's drinking or suicide.
drinking is probably less detrimental to me.

Why is texting women so much easier than talking to them in real life?

because you have the 'tism

been playing since I was 9. all it takes to master anything is practice. I could have a fide title if I actually cared enough to go to tournaments

Why are Italian women so pretty?

eye contact

Hush, The Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween, Batman: Year One, Dark Victory

푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶

hmmm wdmbt, i haven't opened skype in a while desu everytime i do my laptop gets even slower

i've played over 2000 games on chess.com and i'm still rated below 1000

think i'm just thick desu just want to be better

zip my dress up user

paki spot

The bread cupboard is full of ants ahaha

Makes sense.
What if she's the one avoiding eye contact first?

do it yourself ffs

yeah some people's minds just aren't built for certain things like chess. you'll progress a lot more slowly than others if that is the case. were you any good at math in school?

everyone desu it
just need to ignore it

she thinks youre a monkey or shes a shy or she hates racemixing

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I can't reach

I can fix the scars but I can't fix the ugly

use your phone then.

recap: Some 711's/Family marts but rarely (under the counter so you have to ask for it) probably MBK, and there's a tobacconist in Emporium.

me and the lads are camping out in some runt's bread cupboard

Broke up with the gf a week ago and now shes texting me saying she might be knocked up? think shes just att seeking

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Leafs need to be shot

She's LITERALLY perfect as is

not my problem you couldn't hold onto your arms is it?
*walks off*

Not on her level though. And the lack of eye contact just makes it harder to start debating a new subject.
>inb4 she's not interested
Wouldn't be surprised but we've been texting eachother for the whole weekend.
Normally I would just ignore bad posts but she is pretty shy normally.

>I am the sword
>I am the weapon

>pulls out shotgun
>blasts your bollocks

Your welcome

fuker

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kind of want to kiss her

Why are so many numales starting to play Dungeons and Dragons?

mummy loves me

just don't let it phase you, you'll get over it after an initial awkwardness

you can't change someone else's nature

you'll catch her minging-itis

been coughing up so much flem since I stopped bunning. Might start again

Any sane man would

They saw Stranger Things

Iron Fist is a bad show and it's because of White Privilege.


theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/mar/27/iron-fist-netflix-show-finn-jones-marvel-danny-rand

>Marvel’s latest Netflix show is a staggering disappointment but despite its star’s assertions, it can’t be blamed on our growing distaste for rich white privilege

gizmodo.com.au/2017/03/why-an-asian-american-iron-fist-would-have-genuinely-made-for-a-better-show/

>Why An Asian-American Iron Fist Would Have Genuinely Made For A Better Show
>A lot of arguments about the character revolved around his '70s backstory being kind of, well, racist in the 21st century. But, having seen the show, something else is clear: The character of Danny Rand would have simply been more interesting if he had been an Asian-American.

if you play any role playing game where you talk to others you are a normie, even if you are a nerd normie

The trend began before and Stranger Things was probably a way to appeal to the numales.

>bad post

That was some pretty sound advice

yeah i actually was, got one mark off a B

played a lot of chess too and was decent but i've stagnated heavily now

hmm if it's that hard to get ill just try quit desu, SICK of straights

Anyone else here a based Sup Forumsack?

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Meningitis isn't contagious

Makes sense, I'll try to talk to her tomorrow again. Thanks lad.
umm we're both white sweetie xx

yes it is you absolute dumbfuck
fuck off and stop posting

k

Me? Oh no, I'm just your average Steinberg

People are honestly more polite and thoughtful on /brit/ or Sup Forums in general than they are in a lot of places online

Really makes me ponder

Would honestly take getting meningitis to kiss her

Spurs winning the premier league when?

>b-but user, I feel normal now! My whole life, all I've wanted was to be normal! How... don't you prefer me like this? This is the real me. This is what I really look like without the meningitis.

It fucking is you retard jesus christ how are you still alive

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never, Poch will leave for a bigger club in the next 2-4 years and they'll be back to competing for 5th

What vidya you lads playing.

she has more character with the rash Tbh

delete this mate

I even posted my pic here some days ago, twice. Pretty sure no one thought I'm not white.

A rape victim whose attack led to a judge saying drunk women were putting themselves in danger has defended the comments, saying the judge was "right".

Megan Clark, 19, was raped by a man she met in Burger King when she was drunk after a night out in Manchester.

The trial sparked controversy after the judge said the drunken behaviour of some women was putting them at risk.

>supporters turning against her in 3, 2, 1...

Do you ever imagine your life being anything other than absolute shit?

nah couldn't picture it

No :(

>Burger King
howling
and the judge is right. if you go out and get drunk (a decision you make) then don't bitch about rape when you regret fucking 20 guys drunkenly

Yes, when i traveled to Europe, three weeks not dealing with apes, good old times...

Every night

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nah couldn't imagine it, even if i became rich and famous i'd still hate myself