ITT Cozy as shit

ITT Cozy as shit
What are you fuckers doing up at this hour? Hows life been? Pull up a seat and crack open a cold one

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I'm self reflecting on my drinking problem and reading about ways to curtail my drinking

getting drunk tonight because i know ill never suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

Thats excellent user. It's always important to recognize what's detrimental to your life and try to address it. Im rooting for you

not with that attitude mate

Tried to go to sleep, but can't. Normally I just jack off but my dick is all fucked up

>tfw tryna beat my meat but im too lethargic to even get hard

its a tough life

I'm not gay... aaaaaaaaand I'm in Sup Forums :/

what did you do to your dick?

what was that?

Cuddled with the girlfriend, and now that she's asleep I stepped outside for a smooth ass clove cigarette.

Gonna step inside in a bit, take a dump then maybe play some XCOM 2.

It's a cozy 73° down here in Texas and I'm enjoying the night sky.

I think it might be a STD at this point, but my glans has some really painful bruising on it

>not gay
>on Sup Forums
Contradictory statement.

should definitely get that checked out bud

>up at this hour

It's fucking quarter past 6 nigga. I'm going to work

it's a yeast infection

My friends died on the 5th, so I'm trying not to cry.

Fuck this gay life. Seriously

Seconded, dont let it get outta hand buddy
hope work goes well for you user!
FEELS FUCKING GOOD MAN

my plan was to not fap for a week and see if it went away. Unfortunately the most I can do is like two days, so it's still a mess. I'm not afraid of going to the doctor, but I am afraid of the bills

Maybe so, but itll sort itself out with time mate

your dick a different colour or what?

It does feel nice on this fine Texas evening.

yeah, finally. it's been fucking weird weather the past 2 or so months

About to blaze a bowl. Feeling good. Fine Texas evening.

Update: I'm taking that dump as we speak. Feels good.

That's what I love about Texas, winter is so fucking sporadic, it's just 2 or 3 weeks a year when it gets below 60° then it's back up to the 80's and 90's baby.

Might just pass on XCOM 2, pop in some headphones, listen to some Talking Heads and stare at the sky.

likewise in central cali, weathers been constant fluctuation

sounds pleasant as fuck
havent played vidya in weeks, figured tonight i might

Fuck it I'll just post a pic

also posting ass so the threads not gay

definitely need that checked, and thanks for being considerate mate

kind of looks like a yeast infection.

can we get a better angle?

and some more ass so it's not gay

fucking last time I sleep with a sorority girl, more booty

Just came back. Didn't get bit by mosquitoes. High as fuck. About to watch some youtube.

I would but my phone keeps taking HD pictures that exceed the file limit

ok, good luck with your rash. for your sake i hope it's just a yeast infection.

watcha gonna watch mate?
yeah mate lesson fucking learned

I have to head back to school tomorrow.

I'm torn between a life of white collar or blue collar, poor and rich. I've made it but I don't know if making it was right for me...

it was
im in the same position, but you gotta remain blindly optimistic sometimes

It's probably a yeast infection, and i should have picked up on it when she asked me not to go down on her. Seriously why else would you not want your muff munched?

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Ex gf is being annoying but its okay. I stopped working out at the gym for 2 months and lost all my muscle, gained some fat, have no motivation in life, have to be up in 5 hours for work.

funnier than the actual show,
good shit
man i hope this shit sorts out for you

Just tightened up one of these
pic related
Smoked some Tangerine Haze (sativa)
Just grabbed my Saitek x-45 and gonna play some Elite Dangerous
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pussy get off weed start smoking salvia daily.

you should be watching this rn if youre super baked youtube.com/watch?v=lIES3ii-IOg&t=331s

I usually smoke sativa during the day when I want the "head high"...I smoke indica when it time to retire
I have probably been smokin weed since before you were born.
It better than Thorazine,Risperidal,and alot of the other shit pshrinks were pushin on me...so fuck you and your opinion

I'm checkin dat out thx bro

Dude...as a OG Pothead (born 1970)
STOP SMOKIN THAT BULLSHIT!!!!!!!
Go OG weed or skip the experience.
Go with Molly or Special K...the buzz is better and lasts longer ( my reason to spout: done both and had a blast)

Maybe she was sweaty or some shit like she hadnt shaved

youtube.com/watch?v=CEYRBTZWu8U
this one is good to but it's pretty trippy

I lost a line
THAT SHIT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU FUCK UP USING IT!!!!
Molly and Spec K will too...but you don't do that shit 3x or 4x a day

Im kidding. Personally i dont like weed.I take kratom daily.

I'm rooting for you, "James."

I dont smoke weed nor have i dont salvia haha i dont like weed at all though. Only good for sex. My drug list is longer than the alphabet though and im safe about it (harm reduction fag, pharma study, that whole thing)

So what is Kratom exactly? What does it do? I always see it being advertised but I never got into it

Oh ive seen that one while tripping Great stuff. The one i posted takes you through a rollercoaster of emotions. Amazing while super baked or tripping.

my texas negroes, it is a fine night indeed.

currently procrastinating on some essays and double integral calculus. it's gonna be a long night, but at least the weather is with me.

Poppers are fuckin great for sex...you get ya old lady to take a few huffs of that...she'll be askin you to bang her in the ass......been there,done that...more than once

Dont buy from those advertisements. Go to SocalHerbalRemedies and type in "speciosa" to find the kratom. Its a very very light "opiate" as it works on those receptors but its too light to fuck you up. Its a pleasant kick and i take it instead of caffeine. You cant get fucked up on it. Its just.. tranquil

>drinking "problem"
>alcohol is bad
>nicotine, caffeine, and others are ok

Ahhh I see, thanks user!

I am treating myself to a cute fap session. Im wearing my cute boy long socks and an oversized t watching mommy and son hentai

Just watching Vinny Vinesauce play some corruptions.

Yep!

YESSSSS
never said they were user, but if he thinks alcoholism is hecking his life up it most likely is and should be addressed

My birthday is soon in this month and nothing bad has happened yet, I might go out with the girl I secretly like tomorrow, using my birthday as an excuse.
I'm free for some weeks and the weather is nice. Didn't attend a party yesterday and all my friends were annoying to be with tho, since they were either fucking wasted or hungover so I might try to cut them off my life for once.
I struggle to be a normie, but I really like it, I feel like it's where I belong, even if I'm the slightly autistic slightly bad looking guy in my friends' group. But my friends are also pretty low hierarchy on the social structure.
Tl;dr: I'm a loser, some of my friends are cool, most are losers, but still normies, I like this life. Feels good. I enjoy the fresh start.

im sorry to hear that user, howve you been coping?

if you're still baked try this
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Yes what, user?

Joel is better

thank you for this. Not as trippy but i like this one too youtube.com/watch?v=RZNvjaJZVMg

Got some good toons from the before times in the background while I waste my time expressing my jaded angst to what seems like CIA middlemen.

watching How I Met Your Mother season 6, got laid off two weeks ago, starting a new job tomorrow. Sad that my girlfriend is not talking to me like she used to. We kind of had a fight yestarday, we see each other every Sunday cause that is her day off but she told me she had a big headache and was not on the mood to go out.

Jamming out to music, drinking and drawing a bit. Well, trying to draw a picture from my dream.

>A City split into 2 by a river, with a zipline to a tower in the middle with "Sarah" a ghost/real friend but who Tara can see. My dream was fucked.

I know the feeling brother, quit my job a month ago, just got a call back and a interview tomorrow. Girlfriend doesn't really talk to me like she use too, use to talk every day or every other day, see eachother once a week min and now its rare we speak... Maybe once or twice a week and it always seems forced, like she doesn't want too... Oh well, thats as life goes, luckily enough I get to see her tomorrow and hopefully I can talk to her about it.

what i can't understand and tell me if i'm over reacting, but it pisses me off that she goes on whatsapp or share random videos from facebook but she does not send me a message, i do allot of shit for her but it hurts me that she does not give me the time that i need...even sex man, it sucks that i almost have to beg her to fuck with me, she doesnt even want to suck my dick cause she had a bad experience that she does not want to tell me about it...we are almost 1 year together and she still cant tell me about that bad experience...i dont not what to do man...

best of luck, starting is the roughest part but then you'll look back in a few months and go "that wasnt so bad"

;) seriously. happy for you

You need to learn to respect someone and allow them to get to get to know you. There is probably something deep down inside that you don't wish to tell her right away. Its called "respect"

just got back from a friends house, introduced them both to aquateen hungerforce, somehow they missed out on it and it's totally their style of humor.

got an uber back home, driver was a gorgeous woman. we just cruised with the windows down, just shootin the shit and talking music. I might be taken, I'd never cheat on her, but i'm also not dead.

got back to my home and still didnt feel sleepy yet, so i turned on some zelda and found a couple mikes rattling around in the fridge. messed around hyrule for a while, my cats came to hang with me on the couch. I love cats, they know how to lounge.

now im here, just listening to a little of metallica's black album and having a smoke. not a care in the world and quite happy. never thought i'd hear myself say that

Hello, I wish I had friends

Go make them, its really not that hard my fellow user. Just talk to strangers and if you hit it off return back to them and talk some more and ask them to hang out. Its easy. My fellow friend.

familiarity breeds contempt. everyone does it to eachother to some extent but it happens more often in relationships. we get to thinking "well he/she's gonna be there tomorrow, ill make it up to them then or some other time". That ain't cool for anyone, and its hard to deconstruct that habit once it gets too deep.

the sex thing is also not a good sign. If you're both not really into doing the same kind of stuff sexually, then one of you's going to treat part of the act like a chore. lots of relationships have that happen too.

my advice. really try communicating with her like an adult. if she starts to get confrontational, or loud, or trying to hold favors over you, don't take the bait and snap back, but don't let her off the hook about talking. You deserve to be heard. if she loves you, she'll listen to what you have to say, even if its not always praise. if she doesn't want to hear you, that's not your problem. Best of luck

Just got off my job going through polydrug wd dealing with a bunch of nigs chimpibg out. Also have to find a new place to live within 2 weeks with only 500 to my name. Either gonna od tomorrow or pack a bookbag and start a new life.

we talked about it, she says she is not like most girls, that she enjoys having sex with me but she does not get turned on or even we could be like 3 weeks without having sex and if we have it or not, she says she's cool, but i tell her that its a fucking necesity that if i could, i would fuck her on a daily basis, its a thing that drives me crazy some times, i though all women loved sex, this is the first time i have this problem with a girl, i can't dump her cause i really love her...but i dont know what to do..

im cozy as shit here. took 1.5 mg of klonopin, and just downed 200mg of seroquel to go to bed. not a bad night at all

Omfg, I'm in Kittery and right now they are burning bodies across the bridge in Portsmouth NH!

well if you can't dump her you'll have to live around it. im not trying to imply anything here, i mean you have to really make the decision for yourself if you can be happy in a monogamous relationship with someone who doesn't have the same kind of sex drive as you. I don't know you, maybe you can and maybe your love for her is worth that tradeoff. But if it isn't, you might love each other but not be right for each other.

And sometimes that shit happens bro. Sometimes you meet someone who you click with on an emotional level but there's something else that just doesn't make it work as a couple. There's no shame in it as long as you're upfront about your thoughts, and talk about them to her.

TLDR: Don't go chasing strange till you can face her and tell her what she deserves to hear. Being cheated on fucking burns.

sounds cool, still here? got a pic of it?

thanks for the kind words man, i'll talk to her again

hope it works out man.