*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
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Id ask her if she fucks Niggers, if no then I would proceed conversation about intercourse
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you.
*gets brutally raped and her cotton candy stolen*
Nothing? I like my women clean
>She doesn't realize I'm a defensive end
*tips fedora*
M'lady
*Laugh, while teleportation behind her*
"Pft, i'm a master wizard with 40 years of virginity under my belt"
*Proceed to use my hp draining magic till she dies*
I'll just 360 and walk around you fuck
*unsheaths katana*
you have two seconds to hand over that cotton candy or i'll be burying two sweet things tonight
*grins menacingly*
>nothing personal kid
>Look up like I didn't notice her arlier
>Look at her in the eyes and flash a smile
>reach forward and take a piece of her cotton candy
>still smiling, look back up at her and put the candy in my mouth
>Hi, I'm user, what's your name
how to not be autistic
Walk away
"I have no money"
"Fuck off I don't want to hear about your daddy issues"
Cum
>She looks back at you
>Sees your 300lb body
>You start sweating
>"Ummm... Gross."
>Bitch throws away candy on the floor
>Walk away with her Chad boyfriendo
>You cry
>Later dig out in the trash and find the candy
>Eat
>Cum
~~test~~
>/r9k/
wrong board mate
>Just like the majestic Squid, the Autist releases a cloud, albeit semen not ink, to disorient and escape any signs of danger
"get the fuck out of my way bitch"
>>Sees your 300lb body
I'm actually underweight. 120 pounds and 5'9",
bad, but not as bad as having to literally roll out of bed.