*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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Id ask her if she fucks Niggers, if no then I would proceed conversation about intercourse

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you.

*gets brutally raped and her cotton candy stolen*

Nothing? I like my women clean

>She doesn't realize I'm a defensive end

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJameKPsl-k

*tips fedora*
M'lady

*Laugh, while teleportation behind her*

"Pft, i'm a master wizard with 40 years of virginity under my belt"

*Proceed to use my hp draining magic till she dies*

I'll just 360 and walk around you fuck

*unsheaths katana*

you have two seconds to hand over that cotton candy or i'll be burying two sweet things tonight

*grins menacingly*

>nothing personal kid

>Look up like I didn't notice her arlier
>Look at her in the eyes and flash a smile
>reach forward and take a piece of her cotton candy
>still smiling, look back up at her and put the candy in my mouth
>Hi, I'm user, what's your name

how to not be autistic

Walk away

"I have no money"

"Fuck off I don't want to hear about your daddy issues"

Cum

>She looks back at you
>Sees your 300lb body
>You start sweating
>"Ummm... Gross."
>Bitch throws away candy on the floor
>Walk away with her Chad boyfriendo
>You cry
>Later dig out in the trash and find the candy
>Eat
>Cum

~~test~~

>/r9k/
wrong board mate

>Just like the majestic Squid, the Autist releases a cloud, albeit semen not ink, to disorient and escape any signs of danger

"get the fuck out of my way bitch"

>>Sees your 300lb body
I'm actually underweight. 120 pounds and 5'9",
bad, but not as bad as having to literally roll out of bed.