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Cascadia Edition

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I will defend your thread citizen.

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nice post, my friend

this thread is mad gay

Nothing wrong with that lad

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=ag8XcMG1EX4

I am addicted to very attractive 2d females

emily

>tfw my computer problem wasnt a hardware issue after all

Who loved by god here

>loved by god
>born in Mexico

I dont see anything wrong with that statement

Hell México's problem are god's way of balancing the world, it just wouldnt be fair otherwise.

I know the fix for that, it's called getting laid

Pic related, holy shit, that's 2 in one hour. Seems like my spiders are getting lazy

wtf

So I finally got a job. Two, actually. Still working on balancing the schedules, though.

And I paid off one of my credit cards. The other one...not so much. But I'll get there. I need to pay RBC $500.00 by the end of the month, which isn't happening, but hopefully I can work something out with them.

I also managed to reduce my bills, and started affording my heart medication again. And my wife's immigration paperwork seems to be going somewhere (spoke to a agent on the phone and they said they should have a decision by May).

Things are finally looking up. I'm still an alcoholic chain-smoker with a gambling problem, but I've come to terms with that.

Next step in my master plan: college.

(You)
Who isn't, although I actually am friends with benefits with a qt3.14 NEETish gril that is one of my roommates, we both like 2d for some reason a bit too.
May god help us

Can't you cook those on a skewer?
Seems like a free snack to me.

Get your axe out already.

I have had sex before. I still pick up shows if I see even a glimpse of a cute girl.

Sounds like you need to travel more

What is your wife's cunt?

>spiders aren't killing the scorpions
How fucking big are your spiders that they kill scorpions?

Midwest master race reporting, never seen an insect bigger than a quarter out here.

USA, Arizona.

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Never seen a butterfly or grasshopper?

At this point I just hope those fuckers don't get on my bed sheets

Spiders aren't about size, they fight a war of attrition, scorpions are dumb and get stuck on web, spiders proceed to immobilize them by shooting web from a safe distance and wait untill they can't move at all to start eating them

normalfaggot

>never seen an insect bigger than a quarter out here.
>What are:
>Junebugs
>Cicadas
>Dock Spiders
>Wolf Spiders
>house centipedes
Sounds like a sheltered life pham

youtube.com/watch?v=BszXhUjJz00
this looks like it'll be quite good fampai

todd howard would never have a gambling problem

No it doesn't.

I'll watch it anyway.

>director of the Fifth element and Lucy
>good things to mention in a trailer

Alright I forgot about butterflies, that reminded me though. I have seen exactly 1 grasshopper bigger than a quarter when I was a kid, thing jumped like 4' through the air dodging me with the lawn mower.

Looks like a gimmicky scifi flick

>Cara Delevingne
Actually it looks fucking trashy as hell.

just ate a crunchwrap supreme

>you have a job that means you are n*rmal
>mfw I have 4 proto NEET roommates that enjoy playing local games and watching anime together, we all go to Sup Forums as well.
Someone fell for the NEET meme.

Suburbanite as fuck, family man.

>the fifth element
>not a great film

SciFi is good though. We need more

Might bother watching it because it looks low-budget 2bh

>Name a movie after Boron
>expect anyone other than chemists to watch it.

I chuckled.

you missed the
>my wife's immigration paperwork
bit there kiddo

Getting your life on track and being in a relationship doesn't make you a normalfag, user.

I'm still an autistic shitposter who browses /d/ in public.

>the fifth element
>a great film

wow you are such a quirky chonner
you're not like the other guys at all

>worcet version of windows ever
>

This, although I dress and look like a put together underage b&, as well as look like it, and I instead have a fuckbuddy.

>this trailer

Boys I think I'm suffering from glaucoma

FFFFFFF

Isn't that a made up thing for DUDE MEDICAL WEED LMAO prescriptions?

If the bar for normalfag has been lowered to the point of "not a KV NEET", then sure, I'm a normalfag.

But being more-or-less "normal" isn't the same as being a normalfag, so...you know.

how did you trick a girl to marry an alcoholic smoker who is in debt with no job?
pls respond

I have to be up in 7 1/2 hours, goodnight, /cum/!

No it's an eye disease

Sorry user, hopefully you're just sleep deprived and that's why you have some symptoms.

>Jeff Lynne finally going into rock n roll HOF
About fucking time tbqhwyfam, ELO is so incredibly underrated.
youtube.com/watch?v=s98UgBSNoL4

>Many people of East Asian descent are prone to developing angle closure glaucoma due to shallower anterior chamber depths, with the majority of cases of glaucoma in this population consisting of some form of angle closure.[13] Higher rates of glaucoma have also been reported for Eskimo populations, compared to white populations, in Canada and Greenland.

So are you some kind of slant?

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Can we have an A*Teens edition next, please?

youtube.com/watch?v=DzhHrVmTWDw

Well, I had a job at the time. I was just laid off and jobless for a few months.

Anyway, we met on Omegle while shitposting in the same femdom thread on /d/, and just sort of clicked. Played some WOW together after that, eventually met up, and went from there. The advice "just be yourself" is actually pretty solid. If you're a depraved person, you'll meet someone who wants to be depraved with you.

We both smoked (her less than me), and both gambled. I didn't drink until she introduced me to it, but since it turns out we both love drinking, it works.

I get flashes of light occasionally

I'm scared desu

I don't want to be blind out of all my senses ffs

youre so defensive about it. just cut your losses and come to terms with the fact that youre pretty much a normalfag at this point.

wasn't their gimmick that they only did Abba songs or something?

>decide to go to big 2 story gym that's open all night

normie fucking central

50 side 50 hats and tattoos covered that place more than the iron

No I'm a witeboi with a slight addiction to the Internet

I ONLY MEANT TO STAY AWHILE

Thanks to the guy who posted Oddisee here the other day.
Really digging The Iceberg and People Hear What They See.

no prob, bud

Yeah, and the guys did fuck all for the first album. They did one original song and it sucked ass. Their last song was a cover as well.

>tfw gotta talk about esophagogastroduodenoscopy

I still believe Luc Besson can make a comeback. Not sure it's with this tho.

>8C (48F) outside
>96% humidity

not bad desu

kinky

GODDAMN CHINKS, I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND IT

>not exposing the chinks IP
you are too pure for this world

my natural disaster could beat up your natural disaster

12 hours to write an essay, nothing too bad, around 5 pages but some things have to be sourced

think I can do it?

note this is life or death.

TWC is comfy as fuck during tornado season

yes should take like 4 hours if you half ass it

Not only does florida have those, we also have giant ones that come from the ocean fishgod's belly

just go to wikipedia and look at their sources desu

I can't fucking sleep

Spiders can't "shoot web". Spider man isn't real life.

Easily, close Sup Forums and work all night.

cuck

tornado weather is the most comfy weather ever. Its cool and humid but the wind feel so good. I have some pictures of when two trees on my old flip phone but i cant find a way to transfer them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_spider
>Scytodidae catch their prey by spitting a fluid that congeals on contact into a venomous and sticky mass. Remarkably, though it is produced in venom glands in the chelicerae, the fluid contains both venom and spider silk in liquid form.

>digging
>..."digging"...

what's up with kid's these days and "digging"
what the fuck are you "digging"?
who the fuck are you, allen ginsberg? what are you, a beatnik?
It's 2017 you fucking faggot. You're not "digging" anything.
The only "digging" being done is by my dick in your girlfriend's ass when I got her bent over my fucking sofa.

>I really DIG this record dude
>man I'm totally DIGGING this band

go DIG yourself a grave you fag

fuck you

Talk shit get hit nigga it's that simple

when I was a kid, Id watch the Tornado hunter shows and Dr Forbes do these zoom in scans of a tornado as it ripped across the heartland. It was rad as fuck, learned about vortex signatures and bowechoes

seeing those giant red blotches rolling over the screen was great

if this european autist doesnt shut the fuck up

I dig it.

>t. upset bitch boy

good night /cum/-sensei

Really digging this image.

*cuts a rug*