Itt: we all live in the same house

Itt: we all live in the same house

cant wait to live out an incest fantasy.

What's for dinner?

I cooked us a bag of iPhones I stole from the family next door.

whos gonna be the family dog?

I want the grey one Mark

dibs

AYY YO OP PASS ME THE SOAP

Who drank my chocolate milk, I had my name on it for a reason

Fuck man, I wanted that. Whatever

I didn't drink it, I mixed it with the iPhones

Who the fuck ate my orea ice cream?? Derick??

One with all the pubes or the one John ate half of?

*fapping to loud ass midget porn in middle of the living room*

Oh, hai Mark.

Yo

I ONLY ATE IT BECAUSE IT SAID IT WAS MADE FROM REAL VEGGIES

This better be some good ass dinner or else you're buying me another carton

hey dat's my name

WHO LEFT THE BASEMENT DOOR OPEN... ALL THE ASIAN GIRLS GOT OUT

Fuck dude, taste it for me

Who the fuck stole my CP?
MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

It was vintage! It was made of the fat from the retard Jews at Auschwitz

Which one of you faggots moved my piss jars?

I'm playing with my butthole and rubbing my fingers on all of your stuffs

I bet you're ugly lol

Uncalled for.

I KNOW BUT THOMAS OVER HERE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TELL ME IT WAS EDIBLE AND WOULD CLEAN MY BOWELS

Who took a shit and didnt bother to flush the toilet? Disgusting degenerates

Anyone mind if I finish this?

they had cuts and bruises all over their body user what the fuck. also I called the cops. they should be here in a few minutes

Good luck with Downs Jim

go check under your pillow nigger

who the fuck ate the jar of cum I keep in the fridge?

sorry I needed lube.

who stole my stash of gay porn magazines? and why is Mike Pence at the door?