Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
When three trips are posted, we march to Mecca.
Aiming for 0
Is that how people posed with dead bodies in those days? That's so gay.
your captain comes
infantry here I come
roll
Oh shit I rolled infantry while being a silly bugger.
i'm the potato pope
ROLL
DEUS VULT.
Fack a god
onward!
rolling
DEUS VULT!
launched by trebuchet
Drawn and quartered
Rolling from the motherland
Rollerino
I am joining crusade as ottoman spy sup bitchez
Roll
Rolling for the Holy Cause.
Deus Vult!
You're a funny man, cap'n.
For Constantinople!
Roll um
Deus vult
Rolling for even just an infantry
Rolllll
Rolling
...
Ruling
Roll
Well shit
I'll just be busy spiking the drinks of heretical diplomats I guess. dirty deeds done dirt cheap and whatnot.
jester
rooooooooool
rollllll
roll
Rollerino
Hi, I'm new to the crusading scean
DEUS VULT
Assyria Will Rise Again!
Anyone else here for the saracen anonymous meetup?
It's so hard living with a towel on your head all day every day. I just want to be done with it.
holy lando desu ne ~
Why not slaughter the family's of men in front of their eyes and force them as slaves as punishment for going against the all powerful God
Here i come, rolling
Allah Akbar
errhhh its for da holy land, y'know imsayin'?
*smacks holy lips*
I meannn
*holy breath through teeth*
the light of god and shit
rolling just to get a cool helmet.I come across as a tad disheveled without a lid.
I swear I'm funny.
Ya Aba Abdillah!
RoLL
Oh shit
Stabbed in the neck by a rapier.
Roll
Burn at the stake Saracen
*trying cheat engine this time.
how hard can it possibly be to quad in this fuckin' place?
ROLL DEUS VULT
i cometh here as your loyal....
I swear Galil is only a Jew rifle.
grunt
Rolling
Huh, neat... I'm a captain now.
Very funny captain but this is no time for jokes.
Cap'n dubs in the mud Hut / hovel.
Its an honor to join this brotherhood
Dubs
Five bucks that I get infantry
Roll for Infantry!
Kill the muzz
Psst, Captain, I found this on one of the sacrens
DEUS FUCKING VULT
OFF WITH ITS PENIS
Stab em' in the peepee.
Dirty Saracens are everywhere
I see you're a man of taste when it comes to execution.
roll
rolling for flaming sword
Disgusting savage infidels
I shall fight with pride
for king and country
We march.
deus vult!
I found this FILTH in Jeff's tent, lets feed him to the Saracens
String him up in front of the entire town by his testicles.. that will show them!
deus vult filthy mudslimes
All shall fall to our king!
deus vult
Jeff used to be such a good man.
My god, I'm in the presence of a Knight right here.
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
nigger
For jerusalem
Rollin
So damn close to being the jester.
A fresh Saracens for you my Knight
Captain get
We shall slay the niggers captain
I will lead all of you to the Mecca
Kek vult
Rolaids
Hello fellow crusaders
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