Late at night

>late at night
>you are on a deserted street
>these 3 guys approach you and ask if you're a Nazi Trump supporter
Wat do?

Well, first I'd ask them whether or not they think that
>just kidding, I don't give a fuck

Say no because I am not a fat amerifag

Yes, because they are gay and will do jack. Pun intended.

Beat the shit out of them and call the commie cucks as I leave their beaten bodies along the street

Something like that already happened. Afterwards the police asked me: "They were three and you were alone, how could you win?" "Simple, I surrounded them first." So, no worries about those amateurs.

I pin down joel and tattoo 14/88 onto his forehead

ask them if I'm in the boulevard of broken dreams

tell them I don't have time to listen to them whine

"Don't you have somewhere to be drunk driving?"

Tell them that Kerplunk is clearly the superior album

>spit hot coffee in his face
>dude, I voted for trump because he was more pro gay than Hillary
>call me a Nazi again and I will fuck you up real good
>am I a Nazi?

OMG ELDERLY PSEUDO-PUNK MUSICIANS!!!

tell them no because I hate Donald Trump more than I hate brussel sprouts

say no cuz I don't want to be an American idiot

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i would ask Billiefag if his outfit is on sale at hot topic

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There is no one in Green Day named Joel.

"you guys went kinda downhill during uno dos tre but revolution radio was pretty gud"

Ask them when they will be giving the Gorillaz that album of the year award from 2005? Everybody knows Demon Dayz was amazing and American idoit was an absolutely terrible piece of shit.

>I SAID AM I A FUCKING NAZI?

Yeah, that happened during Uno, Dos, Tré. Keep believing that. Keep implying they've put out a good album in this millenium.

They're one of the best selling bands of all time. A lot of people would disagree with you.

>implying sales has anything to do with the quality of the music
They make music that is easy to listen to. That's why they are popular. Not because they make actual good music.

they are best selling because of the edgy 8 year olds in the early 2000s buying up thier shitty american idiot album en masse. The last good album they had was Nimrod

Not that I have an opinion on the band but that is poor logic.
Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber are popular and yet are utter trash.
Good looking or properly marketed/radio supported artists will always get tons of sheeple to "like" them and make them rich doesn't mean all popular artists are good.

Exactly. 4/5 of the people that meet you think you're fucking stupid but that doesn't make it true, right?

I'd ask them if Tom Delonge is ever going to rejoin.

Popular ≠ Good

Out numbered, armed men*...

Draw my pistol and tell them to fuck right off. Hurray for concealed carry permits..

*I use the term loosely

>concealed carry permit
The cringe is real with this one.

Well they're all pretty skinny but there are 3 of them and one has a bat. Since I'm not a vain douchebag I'd just try and avoid a fight.

Granted, I'm not retarded enough to be a Trump supporter, but I figured I'd answer your question anyway.

>Get my silenced gun and shoot them in the kneecaps
>Get close to them as they writhe in pain
>Whisper "I don't want to be an American idiot"

I'm pretty sure that would make you an American idiot.

Good point.

Tell them I'm not, then I ask if they are American (nvm that Nazi Trump shit)
If they say yes, I tell them to leave.

>No Americans.

except it wasn't

It doesn't matter which album was the best, only that they don't make good music anymore.

I mean that's your opinion

and it is one that I disagree with but still, you are allowed to have it

Pull out gun and ask them if they are ... Morale : you bring your junkie friends, a bat and any flag to a gunfight you lose