Listen up fuckers

Listen up fuckers,

If you're 30 years old or over, you're too old for Sup Forums. GTFO. Old losers. Go read your morning newspaper and pop your viagra.

Bunch of old, creepy, stalking pedophiles. Man-childs trying to hand out with the young, hip, in-style kids to make yourselves feel cool again.

GTFO!

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sage bait

Nice trips.
(You)
Sage.

kill yourself faggot

bump u mad?

>pop your viagra
Thanks I nearly forgot.
Now I'm on my way to fuck your mother with my 47 years old cock.

>bait this poor

>giving a shit about Sup Forums

>Thinking 2ch and 8ch are better

>Not realizing the jews invaded this place

You're all fucking cunts that deserve to have your children executed by a thousand cuts.

30 isn't that old

k

>wanting to be cool on Sup Forums.
I don't have to be over 30, to guess that you are young.

>I don't have to be over 30, to guess that you are young.

Attend your nearest community college. Ask the English 101 professor what a comma splice is. Faggot.

You're a, faggot,.

And Sup Forums is not for -18, so you have to leave.

Welcome to Sup Forums faggot

>-18

You can actually watch people getting dumber over the years - amazing

omg an oldfag. you're so cool for saying "welcome to Sup Forums."

how can i be like you glorious oldfag?

KEK

>on Sup Forums
>age 47
Your not getting any pussy that's not cheating on you with a black dude

hang out for a few years

Seriously though, this site is nothing like it used to be.

Shills, newfags and more shills.

Bots, too!

Isn't it great, watching a site get totally wrecked?

ISN'T IT?

You're not playing the oldfag right, newfag. You mean lurk moar. Now you know how to play your part.

>OP
>is
>a
>fag

>not having fun on the way down
Sir the site is a fun place to be as it burns. Kinda like youtube right now.

Man, you, just, owned, that, guy, in, the, worst, way

You're funny. Insulting the people who actually remember when Sup Forums was something other than full of trannys, fluffy fags, homosex threads.

You know, just like this one.

English isn't my first language.
But if you want to go after my grammar instead of what I said, go right ahead.

the Greatest Italian and the Greatest American

>hip, in-style
>Sup Forums

Pick one.

Sounds about the same as 2007

Sup Forums was always gay

No one who says "young", "hip", or "in-style" is any of this things. Back to lunch hour, middle-school virgins!

One day you will be old, ha ha ha...

You don't realise how old this board is, do you?

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ha ha ha... Let them all eat shit. I agree

No, it really wasn't.

ha ha ha... A fires burin and there is not internet fire men.

You're making me sad.

Yes, it's a very different place. I started a thread on Friday that stay up almost all day. A decade ago if you blinked a thread would be posted, filled and gone.

I think I started browsing in 08 or 09, can't remember which. I do remember puddi being everywhere.

Yes, /b was always shit. But it at least had a few kernels of corn that you could pick out.

Has been since I started browsing 11 years ago.

ROFLOL!! OP is taking it deep in the crevices.

You realize us 'old fuckers' paved this so ypu could enjoy it?

But like the asshat you are, you ungrateful little manlet, you decide to use the medium to call us out.

You voted for bernie too, didnt you, little boy?

Being so young you think you'll change into an adult at some point.

I'm 39 OP and I'm still the same as when I was 21 ....just more commitments and pressure to not fuck up.

things get replaced.
Yesteryear we saw people spamming literally anything on here, anontalk spreading shit, joyeux noelle, getting DDOS'd 4 times a week and having to check downforeveryone or status.Sup Forums.org to see the latest, tripfags used to shitpost, bronies used to be a huge problem, we've traded that for the problems we see today.
Sup Forums was always shit.
Just a lot more shit now.

I was with you until the Bernie bit.

You can change the name on the plaque on the door, but either way we're gonna get fucked. Doesn't matter who you pick or side with these days. The little guy has lost.

45 here. Doesn't change one bit. You still feel the same as you get older.

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Except class consciousness is the little guy realizing he outnumbers the ruling class 1000 to 1.

funny shit is, this was waaaay better when only older people were in this place.....when average age of the users began to drop so did the good ..content

44 here. what the fuck is your problem newfag?

youtube.com/watch?v=eCoJSnO1Msk

That gif always gets me.
Nice dubs.

funny shit is, this was waaaay better when only older people were in this place.....when average age of the users began to drop so did the good ..content

And look how often that's really, really worked out for us. Almost never at all. We keep getting stuck with the bill. We go out and get our asses shot off again and again for some 'ideal'.

Hundreds of millions have been killed in the last 100 or so years. No one's risen up to any effective level that I see.

We've been domesticated, pacified, made ineffective, whatever. We've lost. We've given up our privacy and freedom for 'safety' and 'security'.

Babbys first troll
Well second, as this is a repeat thread.

>We've given up our privacy and freedom for 'safety' and 'security'.

So stop it. Rise up and resist. The power of the ruling class is an illusion planted in the minds of the working class. If you were able to cooperate and organize, you could not be stopped.

Repeating digits are pleasing to people with classic autism. These people enjoy recognizing patterns and are often infatuated with numbers.

The very definition of mental illness.

Look it up, it's fairly common knowledge.

listen kid, we made this site. if it wasnt for us, youd be on friendster, bitch.

Yeah Gramps, you tell him!

Well I'm fairly sure I have Aspergers, so that makes pretty good sense to me.
Also nice identical dubs to your former reply.

33 checking in .Kys youngfag

Checked

Again, our track record at this sucks. Do you have an example of someone who has (or is getting it) right?

The US military is not one to be fucked with nor is the money (private contractors and industry) behind it. They're the real power here. Eisenhower gave us a warning, but did nothing to stop the tide. We've had nothing but wars and insurrections that keep that military 'need' alive. And I can guarantee you any real attempt to shut it down is going to be met with overwhelming force.

We've lost.

8ch is better
>webm with sound
>12mb upload
>5 maymay upload
>hotpockets not as pozzed as cuckchan

Hey fellow oldfags, when is it that you noticed the change?

I feel like it was sort of gradual, but accelerated immensely with the influx of sjw, /r/eddit, and other assorted nozzles after gg.

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I'd say it's been headed this way for a while, but the sale accelerated it.

I was underage when I first found Sup Forums and now I'm "too old" to be on it.

It's like watching a retarded little kid grow up, I'm all full of nostalgia and regret.

I'm 51 and post the best content on here. Eat a bag of dicks, nigger.

admit your fail op.

Begone, child.
You know nothing of Sup Forums.
Go outside and play, and let the grown-ups do their work.

You'll die soon user.

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God I hate aviator glasses on women. I want to punch them all in the face when I see them. I know it's just me, but they just automatically seem annoying.

Nice trips, fellow kid

Nice bewbs. Someone you know IRL, or just random chick?

I know her on the Internet. Snapchat VSCO, etc

>I'm 51 and post the best content on here

You've yet to post here some Best Content.

when today is your 30th bday
/datfeel

>hurr durr get called newfag
>hurr durr we better kick out oldfags so nobody will call me newfag again

GET THE FUCK OUT MAH Sup Forums STUPID NEWFAG OP

HB, user.

30 is not that old. 40 is where you really started getting weeded out of shit and treated different. Don't fuck around this next decade of your life. Enjoy yourself.

It happened when the term 'meme' became widespread and its meaning changed. Suddenly everyone thought that memes were just macro images. This lasted a couple of years, and it was before gg.

But all in all, things aren't that much different than they were a decade ago.
>"You just lost the game" images/posts in ylyl threads turned into "you must reply to this post" and the banana
>Bot threads are still a problem
>Sup Forums used to collectively lean much further left than they do today
>Trap threads have always been a thing, but it seemed to be less about actually enjoying traps and more about tricking people into fapping to chicks with dicks
>Much less anime related posting now

>Nice bewbs. Someone you know IRL, or just random chick?

translation from FAGGOTRY LANGUAGE:

>Nice bewbs.
"Oh my gosh!! Bewbs! I never saw one IRL!! and I have to compliment them because you can't be a Macho Macho Man if you don't!"

>Someone you know IRL,
"Oh my gosh!! Someone he MAY know IRL !! and I don't know IRL any females, except some mrs.Mom who grants me Tendies down here in my basement!!"

>> or just random chick?
"Oh my gosh!! This is the Most Important Information that I can get on the internet: does an anonymous user claim to know a random skank with large -but covered- bewbs?!? can't wait to get some answer!!!!"

>I'm 51

HAHAHA

Wow, this could be someone's grandpa. If he had ever had sex in his life, I mean

No one on Sup Forums is cool.

What a sad attempt at humor.

>hip, in-style

The only thing you are is a disappointment

If it's the states, then the mid-thirties is an all to common age for being a grandparent.

>in this pic
>highest stage of capitalist evolution

starting to think advertisers and marketing psychologists make these threads to study how fucking stupid people are and then direct their adverts accordingly.
or am I paranoid?

He's probably a good 300 or so pounds from reaching his final form, though.

>young, hip, in-style kids

This is why I still visit Sup Forums after all these years, fucking newfags are gold.

I sorta want to try that

>30 years old or over
22 years old or over imo

This is proof that only 12 year edgie old newfags use this site fuck you

You mean hangyourself for a few years right?

>it's what you're good for bitch

Never considered this but it could be true

I just turned 31 today. I have a wife and a career which means I basically have no free time or friends. No kids though, so that's comfy.

I'm thinking about having someone cover my shift today so I can just be alone all day. Kinda feelsbadman. I miss my friends and being around a ton of people.

>hip, in-style kids
>Sup Forums

I'm 22 but this is laughable.

jokes on you pal, I dont have any kids

Holy fuck I need to know how to bake those.

Wat

Fuck you bitch who the fuck you think started this shit!!!