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TO ME

maisie

*does an odious shart*

glad darwin is still working hard

To you

*comments about an off smell within the premsies*

once spent my birthday or xmas money on a game boy micro thinking it was a new system

biggest regret ive ever had

Www.newpoundcoin.com

Wouldn't mind trying mcat one day

All right lads.

The """UNIVERSAL""" health care is a meme and thievery.

Just think of the car insurance. If you caused an accident, you should pay more of insurance bill, because you are the one who used the insurance money of everyone, it's your responsibility.

Now, apply it to the health care. If you are weak, and being a crock, you should pay more since you are the one who used the insurance money of everyone.

The point is, WEAK SHOULD BE CULLED. So as to the only strong and healthy individuals can remain and reproduce. That is how we maintain the healthy and strong society. Old and weak should die off. Since they are merely the burden upon the strong and wealthy and healthy member of the society. Why don't we do this? It is the most reasonable way.

If your kids are weak, then mercy cull him/her by yourself for the sake of our great society.

If your parents got too old and weak to produce anything positive to society, then mercy kill him/her by yourself for the sake of our great society.

Do it today.

Wouldn't mind trying my cat one day

Not gonna read that

erm not much really. Just doing it for part of work placement for college. I basically get paid slave wages

t. anime fan that would be culled

read every single letter of this post

Couldn't get rid of my £30 in pound coins before today's deadline so had to throw them in the river. Fucking fuming

Anyone shagged a tranny before?

shan't be reading this. assume it's something to do with anime.

WTF is cocaine?

me. i am cocaine. everyone wants me

Huwitey on pooicide watch

the sauce they put in coca cola

Was scuba diving in the river this morning and some spastic threw £30 at me. Joke's on him though, I can buy a new pair of goggles now

Which pomade should I use?

Laws come from all sorts of places in sovereign cunts multinational lobbiests, advisors, international agreements (whether bilateral or organised like the EU) and so on

Dont be such a fucking spaz. Sovereignt is the final say on those laws, that is the supremacy, not this fantastical thing of being the absolute source of all laws. We had the final say on the eu thus we were sovereign.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

american crew

Is there a disorder for being completely normal when out with friends but turning into a giant social autist at work.

>Huwite
is this some new meme

Pleb taste

ctr is 1.99 on psn
that made my day

no it just means your work environment sucks

last night you were in my room

and now my bed sheets smell like poo

goon grease sounds like tons of fun in a pot desu. slap it on.

>ctr

don't use acronyms that i don't immediately understand, thanks.

there was a really sheltered lad in my secondary school and he was doing a presentation on drug abuse and didn't know the difference between coke and heroin

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

Plen

Baxter of California

what is the difference? without looking it up

What is pomade?

i think its a fruit

was listening to this band seriously for the first time the other day
he uses 'slip inside the eye of your mind, might find a better place to play yaddadaddada' in another song too
they're ok but not that good and they're definitely wankers

bio oil for the hair

french word for battyboy

hair gel for benders who dont like admitting they use hair gel like 15 year olds.

SAS operators

Grease lightning

me on the left

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the sauce they put in your hair

wow no POC's? i am shook

*hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

hair gel made from horse semen

Hair product for cool rockabillys

>cool rockabillys
le born in le wrong generation
these cunts need killing along with the mods

did an audition the other day for australia's got talent x

>dying after mephedrone binge
What the fuck? How much of that shit you do you need to consume to end up in a coffin? People eat this shit by grams and be fine.

Why has this post got so many replies?

>i use pomade

wanking has become more effort than it's worth

miss the cocaine part?

>grams
no metric measurements please

you forgot to dab

is it noncey to have a midget gf?

ROT ROT ROTTERDAM

DIE ENERGIEHALL

iktf

he was like cocaine is a drug that you inject into your arm
then later on he said heroin was something you snort

no just embarrassing that the only woman you can get is a genetic fuckup

Which one are you?

how small we talking

not circumcised

Ram

Dancing man

you can do both of those things. looks like you're the ignorant one here mate.

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elk man tbqh

shall be reading this

bit of a pony man i reckon

you didnt expect the bogtrotter to be intelligent did you

This house costs £7m
In America it would cost $300k

you technically can but when you call cocaine an opiate that you inject and call heroin a party drug you might have the two mixed up

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life?
nah mate, not a fan.

yeah but in america the drinking water would be full of lead, you'd get shot by burglars and then when you're trying to call the police a tornado would tear your house apart

yeah, in texas maybe
anywhere else it would be ~1.5m
zillow.com/tx/

the scottish?
nah mate, not a fan.

dancing man here

I'm hurting, lads, last night my date walked out on me because she moved the conversation towards politics and didn't like it when she found out I voted for Brexit.

not a fan of airbrushed bums

its not even that big

don't sweat it la' you don't want a girl who's into politics anyway

especially bringing it up on a first date you know she's just looking for a man who will reaffirm her beliefs because she's not secure in them herself

the french?
yeah mate, they're alright.

how many sq ft?

they're still legal til October

russian hackers

why would you want a girl that dumps you over such a small thing?

"America first" is a Russian slogan. It's a Nazi slogan being pushed by Russia.

You tell me

i need to get an erection to see this but i am too exhausted right now

will see later