Newcastle Utd vs Forest

Asprilla edition

Nottingham Forest XI: Stojkovic; Worrall, Mills, Perquis; Mancienne, Kasami, Lansbury, Lam, Fox; Osborn; Assombalonga

Newcastle XI: Darlow; Yedlin, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett; Shelvey, Hayden; Ritchie, Perez, Gouffran; Gayle

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Are forest going up this year?

what was the minutes' silence for? i thought my sound didn't work, so eery when stadiums go that quiet.

Gareth Southgate's appointment

Did anyone happen to be driving through Gateshead around 6 last night. What the fuck was that traffic about. Took around 2 hours to get to newcastle

The Chapecoense plane crash

>tfw you lose your shola collection

kek
thanks, thought as much

no

Nightmare mate, lucky for me I live on the south side of the quayside so avoided some of it

>yedlin is younger than me
Execute me.

he's also a nigger so will never be as good as you

>push over a newcastle player
>go down with him
>appeal for a pen

lmao

The freeway was ridiculous lad. Next time I'm taking the A1.

>all dese boos
Salty

Did they boo darlow the season where he was loaned back to them by us? They seem pretty asshurt

The A1 was fucked the night before that too, dunno if it's the slight bit of frost about which is making idiots fuck up their cars during rush hour

Not been down the A1 for awhile, they still got all the roadworks around the Metrocentre?

is shelvey under rated?

Yes, but his mad head doesn't allow him to live up to the potential.

>shelvey
fucking idiot, he's already in trouble for apparently racially abusing someone as well

and weve lost

Ah fuck sake.

Speaking of which

Fucking acting shite from lansbury but shouldn't have kicked out

BASED DARLOW

>bendtner

kek
KEK

FUCKING BASED DARLOW

BENDER ON SUICIDE WATCH

Yeah, forest can't beat 10 men, proven fact

Justice served. Now only Mitrovic has to go on and score a winner in 85th minute and everything will be perfect

>lord bender

>10 men
>we still end up with more possession

DARLOW
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>the state of this match

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A FOUL, BUT THAT GUY WRESTLING CLERK WAS FINE

FUCK YOUUUUUU

>Shelvey will be done for a minimum of 3 games for violent conduct which conicides with his racial charge, we may not see him for a good 3 months

£20 Million bid for Youri Tielemans tommorow morning confirmed

>this ref

>that wasnt a handball

fuk sake hand ball!

Forest paid this ref off?

This ref is cucking the shit out of Newcastle

>implying vurnon "where the fuck is my natural position" won't be slotting in

lads Dwight Gayle scored 44 league goals for me in my first season on the new footy man

>what is Benitez doing wrong?

Forest have a player more and still have ~30% possession

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About time he booked one of them

STAND UP IF YOU HAVE 10 MEN STAND UP

BASED RITCHIE
>the forest of nottingham

>this fucking refball

and people still don't believe that Sky right the scripts for the season

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Ritchie finish but poorie defending

RITCHIE RICH

who /gay/ here?

HOLY CRAP KEK

DIS GUN B GUD

>ANOTHER RED
fug

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the ref

What the fuck is going on here?!

He brought his magic hat tonight

How has he got a red? I thought it was yellow only for penalty fouls now

>this ref

Fucking having a laugh mate. At least be less obvious about it. He was fucking going over before dummett touched him. Fucking JOKE

oh jesus... uuuugh

LEL

IT'S OGRE

What the fuck is this game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOLY FUCK HE SAVED IT

MEMEBALL ENGAGED

>freeway
U wot m8?

MY FUCKING SIDES

YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE SPORTS

oh for fuck sake

>yellow for Darlow as well
>this fucking ref

DARLOW SAVED IT AGAIN KEK

MY FUCKING SIDES

BASED KARL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Karl "Never take me low" Darlow

>this game

wtf is happening

What a mental half

Based toon spirit beating refball

>Inb4 2 more red cards

>this game

meme match of the century thank god i watched this and not siere a trash

Literally doesn't know the rules

Just taunting these forest cunts. Beautiful tactics from Rafa.

It's a FIFA/UEFA suggestion now that the team is already being punished by the penalty so a sending off equals to getting punished twice for a same thing. Refs usually follow it. Then again refs aren't usually mental as this kid is.

FUCK REFBALL

IT'S TIME FOR RAFABALL

so just to recap

>receive 2 red cards
>concede two penalties that weren't
>both penalties saved
>lead 0-1

ABSOLUTELY BASED

I'm tuning in for the second half for sure

Law states
"When a denial of a goalscoring opportunity offence is committed by a defender in the penalty area, the penalty kick effectively restores the goalscoring opportunity so the punishment for the player should be less strong (e.g. a yellow card) than when the offence is committed outside the penalty area. However, when the offence is handball or clearly not a genuine attempt to play or challenge for the ball, the player will be sent off."

Only guess if the ref thought it wasn't a genuine attempt? Pretty harsh still

>lull them into a false sense of security by getting 2 red cards
>they open up a bit
>run in a few goals and win
Spanish waiter is the GOAT

2 pens saved down 2 men and still winning
this meme game

Yeah, that's what I meant, ref doesn't know the rules

I'm laughing my ass off at forest being this shit though.

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get a goal disallowed and not a penalty on the other end not awarded even after a blatant handball

>sky at half time
>dont even mention the disallowed goal
>or the 2 penalty shouts newcastle had

what the FUCK

>ref is literally spoonfeeding them the match
>they still can't score

Pretty sad desu

Will Rafa park the bus or just carry on?
I'm guessing Anita will come on for perez

>tfw stream is just showing the pitch and missed the first red card

At least forest have the ref this week and not next week. They'd be rioting if this happens next sunday

Does Paddy Power have the most unfunny "LAD BANTER XD" in the land?

The fa hates us lads

I can forgive the handball just about cos he looked pretty close and his arm wasn't in a "unnatural position", but the disallowed goal is a pisstake. A more blatant foul occurred minutes before on Clark again and the ref gave nothing

to be fair quite a lot has happened for one half, but judging from the ref they've already written the headline of Forest winning

How can one man be so based?

Clark got straight up fucking tackled the first time

>this anti drink and drive advert
>sponsored by Uber

Ahhhhh

their defence is so shit im sure he's tempted

but anita will come on

>forest fans boo darlow
>he saves two pens

HAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU TREE CUNTS