/heem/: islam makhachev edition

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12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2 [Prelims start at 7:15 PM ET, 4:15 PM PT, 12:15 AM BT, Main card starts at 9 PM ET, 6 PM PT, 2 AM BST]

12/03: UFC TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs Elliott
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
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12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
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1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Korean Zombie's return targeted for February, against Dennis Bermudez
mmafighting.com/2016/12/2/13817968/chan-sung-jung-vs-dennis-bermudez-targeted-for-super-bowl-weekend

>TUF 24 Finale early weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/tuf-24-finale-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-11-a-m-et

>Bouts added to UFC FN 103
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/lauzon-held-caraway-rivera-formiga-pettis-official-for-ufc-fight-night-103

>Bouts added to UFC on Fox 23
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/lombard-vs-tavares-lauzon-vs-held-among-ufc-on-fox-23-additions-1

>Vera vs Sekine footage
youtu.be/s0oU7elli9M?t=2m26s

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youtu.be/s0oU7elli9M?t=2m26s
youtu.be/jSYHHGf0LCc
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

kys

ayo

conor is going to duck the natty GOAT for the rest of his career

Reminder

>less than a day ago
>12 votes
sure

Imagine taking the time to carefully craft an Op that nobody will read.

Imagine trying to wait for the bump limit but your anxiety overtakes you so you post early.

Imagine spending additional time filling up the old thread so you don't get banned for posting early.

Imagine doing this all for free

Because

>the op matters

aloha bruddas hang loose

Fuck u bro I appreciate the op

imagine being so insignificant that you put time and effort into making a post like this, only to have it laughed at and dismissed instantaneously

Imagine all the people

Hopefully a person such as this doesn't actually exist!

aloha means hello AND goodbye

I used to fuck guys like you in highschool

Thanks for the lesson, Stipe

>anglos find this an interesting tidbit of information cause they don't have a word like that

lmao

>not using "namaste" as a substitute for both hello and goodbye

If you literally believe in any word JJ said on the podcast you are literally retarded

Who's baby is she always putting on her instagram and snapchat stories? It's not hers and she doesn't have a boyfriend. She doesn't have any family living in the US with her so who's kid is this?

youtu.be/PHWloVnvmhU

The crowd here is really loud with the "Uh, vai morrer", but one day we are all going to die, so it didnĀ“t bother me. "

reminder

Brazil btfo how will they ever recover

Her husband's daughter

Lads I'm losing my mind

I responded to this post but it turns out I actually made it. I just (You)'d myself and I literally didn't realise

Every 50 years someone comes along and inspires so many people, our generation we have Cody and we should be grateful for that I know I am.

Schaub got knocked out by the same guy his girlfriend wished to get knocked up

Is the Albany card supposed to be setting up the black beast vs the predator?

*punches you really really really hard in the face*

Couldn't he inspire his dad to stay ?

OHHH HE SLEPT HIM

*takes it on the chin*
*takes a hit from a bong*
*gets head licked by a bulldog*
*slaps the shit outta you*

I would bet my life that you're a virgin.

...

*feints a jab*
*shoots for a double*
*lays on top of you for 5 minutes*

*complains to the ref*

Or you could try this perspective:
Schaub dated Ronda in her prime and broke up with her and now is with a much more attractive girl who he started a family with

Travis got Schaub's seconds and is with worst Ronda who is going to retire soon and is likely depressed all the time

>there are people on /heem/ who will see this image and get genuinely angry or upset

Reality is hard for the cheetoh fingered to handle

*looks at the company president in the first row*
*reluctantly stands them up*

That would work only if he didn't lose the fight by a stoppage, as is now he is the cuck who got beat up by his gf's bull

Why do you nerds like to pretend Schaub hadn't dumped Ronda well before the Browne fight happened? It's genuinely funny you feel the need to make stuff up to h8 on another man.

you're right dude, he must be miserable

Cody Garbrandt is set up to win the title he fights dillashaw for the maximum bullshit trash talking.

I just laugh. Bunch of jokesters acting like the path wasn't paved by the ufc for him because he's a loud money maker that appeals to the lowest common denominator. It's laughable.

*tips*

Was it Dana or Lorenzo who knocked out Alvarez ?

Webm please
twitter.com/OfficialDurkin/status/804767557957931008/video/1

cry more bitchboi

>there are people on /heem/ who will see this image and get genuinely upset

I didn't think it was actually true

>tfw Timmy Elliott catches Mighty Mouse in a guillotine and becomes the FLW champ

Holloway is the most overrated fighter in the UFC.
I hope he wins so Aldo can break him

DELET

I think we have a new contender for worst card of all time

His wife is some bizarre ambiguous ethnicity.

The lack of wiki profiles sums it up

The video Conor doesn't want you to see :
youtube.com/watch?v=etWbCUQ_68w

>people will claim he has elite boxing

we won't know if the card is bad until it's over

can someone photoshop his beard as his hair too

It's got heem's two favourite bulls, but they're fighting literal whos.

So much lost potential.

>he doesn't like meme O'Connel

N G A N N O U

How do I into UFC?

What are some fights this weekend?

How do I support a fighter?

I used to do Taekwondo, and my favorite NBA player of all time is Metta World Peace for his antics.

There's Ngannou nigga, all /heem/ will tune up for that card. He's the boyest of ou boys

>>Vera vs Sekine footage
>youtu.be/s0oU7elli9M?t=2m26s
>that japanese fighter
>his body type
>his nose
>the american commentator's voice
JUST

wtf, that strenghts graphic. This is not a video game

looks like a face growing out of the back of someone's head desu

The pound for pound best mixed martial artist in the entire world is fighting tomorrow, and its not PPV. You could try watching that.

>lose 3 fights
>get cut from the UFC
>beat a couple bums
>...
>......
>..........
>fight the UFC champion
>win
>?????profit????

>Derrick Lewis and Francis Ngannou on it
are u a scared lil white boii or smth?

definitely better than last week's card just by virtue of those two fights

>Look at /box/
>Ctrl+F "MMA" and "UFC"

A more insecure bunch of fight fans I have not seen

Looks like the real hardest hitting 125er, like when he hits people they don't fucking move

Is it Dimitrius Johnson?

Dennis seems like a fun dude

TUF Finale is this Weekend

Best way to get into it is stick around and watch cards or just start off with watching PPV's if you're a bit lazy since some of the upcoming cards don't have the biggest names.

As for supporting a fighter, just watch and decide who you like

Anyone gonna watch Bellator ort Titan FC tonight?

I am in desperately need of some heems

>is fighting Dominick Cruz
>"""""set up"""""" to win anything
Cody has 1 win over a top ten opponent, and Almeida has big holes in his standup, he's exciting to watch but he gets rocked every fight so it's no surprise that some boxing coach easily saw the chink in the 23 yo's armour and capitalized. To say this is a big step up in competition for Cody is an understatement, Dillishaw couldn't catch Cruz clean and he's got to be top 5-top 10 strikers in the UFC

wait a minute, i don't watch one but did brandon just defend a belt against some literally who? couldn't they find someone better.

>CALDWELL VS. TAIMANGLO II

am I must not be a Fight Fan because I don't care

It has /heem/s boy Shamil Adburahkhimov

I just need heems

I am literally a junkie at this point

When there isnt a card I watch worldstah compilation videos

Caldwell vs Taimanglo 2 is 167, numbnuts
166 is today

Titan FC in underrated, they usually have some cool heems

>two BIG BLACK BULLS in the main events
shiiieet

Wait, is /box/ an actual consistent thing now?

>a card patched together to capitalize on MMA legal in NY featuring Reddit's favorite instagram retard and co-mained by heems favorite HW

tickets are how much, like $35? That'll be like $5/heem, you can't beat that!

It's up today lad

>some literally who
hey m8, that's a 7x bjj world champion you're talking about

that's correct. despite his skill, he isn't that popular because hes tiny, fighting at the 125lb weightclass.

Why the fuck doesn't dana remove flyweight. No one gives a fuck about it

Yeah, I've come to like him a lot since I found his YouTube page.

>Removing weight classes

Wew lad

It's here lads
youtu.be/jSYHHGf0LCc
youtu.be/jSYHHGf0LCc

grow up

If Tim Elliot wins flyweight would be interesting for a couple days

You're not one to talk, manlet. Haha owned

i feel like everyone in big mma promotions are world champions of something.

WHA HAPPAN TO U /HEEM/

could we see another Bisping/Rockhold where Mighty Manlet comes in too cocky and pays for it

I doubt it. All DJ ever talks about is breaking the record for title defenses. If that is his true goal the opponent shouldn't change his motivation. He doesn't seem that type to do that.