Im 13 looking for some cool ways to jack off (pic isn't related)

Im 13 looking for some cool ways to jack off (pic isn't related)

lick your hand and use that

put something up your butt

Pull the trigger on a loaded handgun

shit in your hands and rub it on your chest

photoshop your mom's face into CP

get some amphetamines or crystal meth and i tell you what kid you'll be wanking ur flaccid cock for 10 hours straight and having the best time of your life

why should i do that, she would be angry

Use toothpaste.
>eat minty froth cum

Fuck your dog or cat.

Sharpie in pooper

27 and still do that to this day

Fill a shoe up with dirt and some water, warm it up in microwave and jam your cock in it

>13

I am also looking for some "photos" if your smart you will know what I mean

Mods!!!

Maybe your should start with finding better porn first of all. I dont have anything good to give you on my laptop all my good shit is on my main pc.

Nair

It stimulates the skin and feels like fucking a pussy

Make sure to use alot.

This. Its like fucking a virgin angel's magical 4th hole that you only learn about in heaven.

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>handgun
that's not nearly enough firepower to kill yourself