Alright Sup Forums I need some goddamn advice and I got a goddamn story for y'all

Alright Sup Forums I need some goddamn advice and I got a goddamn story for y'all

>be me
>college
>part of a friend group of guys
>there's this girl "Sam"
>shes pretty cute, good body, looks like a good fuck
>we start talking
>there's this guy in my friend group, "dickhead"
>dickhead is one of them territorial motherfuckers when it comes to women
>even when the woman isn't his
>sam has literally laughed at the idea of hooking up with dickhead
>dickhead still seems to think he owns her even when he has no chance
>known for being a snake with other guys, talking shit behind backs, etc.
>we talk more and she seems interested
>dick jelly growing
>dickhead hears about us, chode twitching out of jealousy
>sam throwing a party saturday
>invites me
>dick jelly tingles
>bouttafuck.jpg
>dickhead out of town for soccer tournament, perfect
>suddenly.exe
>friends start telling me he's been going behind my back talking shit about me and lying to get her to not hook up with me
>literally says to her "don't hook up with user."
>nigger what
>friends on my side, we all good
>saturday comes, we fuck at the party
>explosivesemen.jpg
>sex wasn't bad 8/10
>dickhead is cucked, friends all cheering and dickhead is temporarily kicked out of group for the weekend
>lifeisgood.jpg
>BUTWAIT
cont.

>time passes
>we hook up again a week later
>fast forward to now
>things seem alright
>theres this formal thing for our fraternity
>I invited her to go with me weeks ago
>dickhead creeping back into picture
>suddenly friends telling me that dickhead is talking to sam more and more
>they seem to be talking all the time
>say I should be worried
>Not worried could give a fuck about her
>Worried because I'm not about to spend my hard earned presidents on some sloot for formal and dinner etc
>Don't think much about it
>party this weekend
>sam tells me she isn't coming, is busy
>friends tell me dickhead's been saying he and sam are hanging same day of party
>alone
>questioning.jpeg
>weekend passes
>friend told me they hung out
>they didn't hook up
>still a red flag
cont.

I'm lurkin'...

fuck him up OP show your inner manhood

...

FUCKING
STUCK
>know this is too dangerous to ignore
>know what will probably end up happening
>dont know what to do
>uninvite her: dickhead wins, gets girl, cucks me, takes her to formal
>invite her: i still take her, maybe have a chance of some sweet poon, still cucked because dickhead fucked my date, look like a bitch
the fuck do I do

aight nigga best thing to do confront him about it say ayy bro you tryna smash her? ask her out thats one thing. if the negroe says ya tf you gonna do about it just say oh nothing then punch him in the throat works every time and his head will go up use this time for a follow up attack got it? youll be fine

> Go to dickheads home
> Fuck his dad to assert dominance
> ???
> Profit

Wait i thought you said they didn't fuck Sup Forumsro

>sam still talking to me
>wants to go to formal with me
>unaware I know what happened
>got her friends and my friends on my side
>nothing has happened yet
>dickhead is smaller than me, can easily fuck him up
>sam almost didn't hook up with me because she thought I was going to hook up with other girl
>other girl interested in me
>sam doesn't like other girl
>formal in three weeks

what can I do with all this

>get crew
>grab knife
>ask for meetup
>group shank his ass , simple kill that faggot

Dude stop being a cuck you fucked her first. Dick head got your sloppy seconds who gives a fuck.

Take the bitch to the date if you can. Fuck her. And leave. She ain't your girlfriend ho

You catching feelings ma nigga

safe to assume they will if op doesnt do something about it

you can acomplish the same by peeing on her dog

Just pump and dump her. Chicks are inferior beings.

Kek

my man

stop fucking panicking. you panic=she notices, you cuck yourself.

unless she actually fucks him, in which case the victory will go to you because she will be outed as a cliche fucking twat slut.

Solution? Act like nothing about it bothers you, own that bitch. YOU be the alpha male you fucking fuck.

Take charge nigga, and say it with your chest, the victory will be yours.

>got her friends and my friends on my side
Invite other girl, go with other girl, bang other girl. Don't bother getting violent when everyone knows you're in the right. Just cut her off.
If she has cheated, she has proven she is clearly willing to cheat. Simple as that.

doing this. thanks brother

AND, if she does fuck him

in all your manly stride, announce to the world with him in the audience 'yo dawg, how's my dick taste?'

The fact that you fucked her first gives you all the ammunition in the world no matter what goes down, the important thing is you don't lose your shit and get weak and freak out over nothing.

Girls can sniff out paranoia. Just own your shit. Don't be catching feelings too early either, just be chill man. That's your pussy.

Ditch that bitch

Act like you don't care
If she cares, she'll come around
If not then good riddance.

1:16:59
1:17:56
so you took practically 1 minute to write this...
skeptical.

you already fucked her, you already won.
So long as you don't let the cunt get in your head you can always smile and laugh at them knowing you fucked her.
I promise the more you ignore them after that stunning victory the madder dickhead will get.
He won't show it but we all know it'll eat at him inside

this

also yes, a lot of good advice op. Stick to this and you're a golden alpha male

yeeeee this is some good fuckin advice i like this

It's amazing how much, not caring, can do
If you feign interest in enough girls then stop
You are basically building a reservoir ofgirls that you can go back to later
It adds up

>>>/Adv/
kys