Why haven't you moved to Australia yet?

Why haven't you moved to Australia yet?

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It's such a cheap country to live in, i don't want to be in such a low status country.

Some upstanding Aussies told me my kind were not only undesirable, but devastatingly destructive to the social fabric of Australia

Now I intend to cuck another country, one which truly appreciates my cuckoldry

I am not made for this climate.

I'd like to, but they keep telling me they're full

low internet speed

They are full?

Also, wild life and the heat. Big no-no.

>In the middle of fucking nowhere
>Lots of dangerous animals
>Shit internet
>I know no one there

I haven't decided yet, I am looking into each rich countrys pornography catalogue to ensure I select properly

where's the map that shows all the dangerous species

Me in the Gippsland

I can't speak English yet.

They are full, fuck off

spiders

Why haven't you moved to the Torres Strait Islands yet Sup Forums?

Weather is too hot and hard to immigrate to if you don't have a lot of money already and /or a professional degree

because it's cut off from the rest of the world

growing up in a bumfuck small town was enough, i'm not gonna take it to a national level

>Australian Alps

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bring back tasmanian tigers and i will

I'm actually considering it as my best friend from childhood is studying English in Melbourne ( he's definitely planning to stay there and is currently extending his visa) and 2 friends of uni moved to Melbourne and the Gold Coast respectively and are making a fuckton of money compared to what you can make here on average .

The only downside is fucking isolation from the rest of the world

the isolation is the best part tbqh

but i live in a rural town in australia and it's alright

Which part? I hear Gippsland is rife for meth, especially Sale.

>too hot
>women are notorious sluts
>nanny state
>every corner is Shelobs lair
>beer that tastes like piss
did i miss anything?

>Which part?

Sale

I want to buy one of those australian hats with the folded side, what are they called and where can i get one?
pls respond this is of the utmost importance

>christmas in summer
>my phone has faster internet speeds
>drop bears

nah bruh

slouch hat

my phone does have faster internet speeds but i'm getting the nbn soon so that's about to change

ty bby~~

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deadly birbs

Is there a place in Australia which has :
1. No temperatures above 35 degrees
2. No crocodiles or alligators fuck them
3. No scary ass spiders

???

tasmania
my phones speeds blow the shit out of my home speed m8, everyone's does here

new zealand

Canada?

This

Also I will be moving to Melbourne with my husband. New Zealand isn't tolerant enough for LGBT individuals.

They're full.

We don't even have gay marriage yet m8

>tasmania

But Tasmania does have 35+ days, and has scary spiders.

I would love to but you don't want me there.

Hmmm.

Nah m8 we don't have anything against Spaniards and most people would probably think you're cool. If you got the impression that you are unwelcome, it is most likely due to the unavoidable fact that we are in fact at maximum capacity, full if you will.

he can go to the central highlands

also when I went there for 2 weeks I saw like one spider and it was a daddy long legs

If I ever move to Australia, it would be in Tasmania

Full of bogans

t. tasmanian

Someone edit the shooter on Tazmania

i don't see how that's a good thing

Are you telling me there's not one house to buy in all of Australia?

Yes, but they are reserved for Chinese investors. Therefore even if someone were to terraform the uninhabitable areas of Australia and built thousands of new houses there, we would remain full.

Sound to me like you're trying to keep me out of Australia

he is a chinese investor you idiot
for pornography, i have 10gb of data so I can get all the HD shit
only pay $36 a month too :DD

I don't want to kill myself yet

nah m8 we're just heaps full and shit haha sorry

Because I can't afford to pay a chink landlord 6k a month to live in Melbourne or Sydney

You think you can keep me out of Australia? I'm moving in lock, stock and barrel, and I DARE you to keep me out

too many Asians
too far away from Europe
too hot
too many insects/spiders
too expensive
too expensive to travel to Europe
games cost 300$ on Steam sale

Spiders and savage aussies.

I had a Finnish friend in primary school

F U L L
U
L
L

Sssshhh don't give him any ideas

fuck off we're full

>too far from Europe
This is a pro tbqhwyp

I unironically want to

- No earthquakes
- Banter culture
- Not as class-cucked as other Anglo countries
- Less soft cunts

What is a not-too-expensive city that's still fun? Like the Philadelphia of Australia