Tfw mother brings me two $200 Kendrick tickets

>tfw mother brings me two $200 Kendrick tickets
>she says "make sure you take a girl!"
>tfw Kendrick's newest album is his worst yet
>tfw no gf or female interaction since highschool

what ever shall i do

Stop letting your mom down

take your mom

sell em, and say you're going, use the money to get a hooker or some good food the night of the concert

quickly browse seddit

then take a girl

check em

This is the only correct response

This, it's obvious your mother wants to get down with the funky jams

it's impossible at this point
no that's gay
good idea minus the hooker, but I'd just have to make an excuse as to why I didn't take a picture at the concert
>reddit
no thanks senpai
kys

find a picture online

this. sounds cute
>no that's gay
youre already a faggot so who cares?

you sound like a huge faggot honestly

any girl would like to go see kendrick for free

...

lol

the fuck am I supposed to do, advertise them on tinder?
I don't have any close female friends

take your mom

Take your mom . You fucking asshole.

Jesus fuck user. Take your mother to go see one of the greatest rappers of your generation.

>likes S.80 AND GKMC over DAMN.
>tfw no gf

It's because you're a fag and the only person who doesn't know this is you

This is why your mom explicitly said take a girl lmoaaoaoao

but he's all "no" and keeping it real

Damn is bad.

are the odds even good that he'll actually play just the whole album through? i wouldnt be surprised even he did some stuff off TPAB or even older.

find someone and take them. appreciate what your mom is trying to do

He likes to start every show with Fuck Your Ethnicity and end with The Blacker The Berry

He'll never top GKMC

>tpab
>old
>two years ago
jesus christ.

why do people talk like this?

fuck youare mom

A lot of Kendrick fans started listening to hip hop in 2012