2017

>2017
>not smoking
Explain yourself niggers, I bet you vape like a flaming faggot.

i like water and aple

Is this that really cute SJW girl? Why is she trying to look like a boy?

I don't need another addiction.

...

My uncle died of lung cancer.

Your aunt called. She said she knows you stole her cigarettes and shit in her cats litter box.

Because she secretely thinks men are better than women and wants to be one.

Waiting on replaceable lungs, then I'll smoke all the time.

But user, they're bad for you. how are they worth it?

...

I've smoked a couple times and don't understand it.
It has no effect on me and it doesn't taste good so what's the point?
All it does is give you gum disease and make you smell bad.

Nah it's just if I'm going to slowly kill myself I'd rather be drunk.

But I don't have a cat....

So what?

Smokers are adults addicted to pacifiers. You suck on little white paper cocks to get drugs out of them. You are a pathetic weakling.

>wanting to kill yourself slowly
>trying to get a stoma so you can be cool like the other kids
>being this fucking new
yeah fuck those vapers, they're completely different from smokers. Definitely not both the scum of the fucking planet that are fueling bullshit corporate fuck machines

Damn, she was at the falls? I live there, I wish I knew

You wanna be cool? You want an excuse to talk to people outside and find commonality with complete strangers? Take a million random breaks at work no questions asked?

SMOKING

This may be weird but I really only smoke when I'm jacking off.

aw hell yeah user. I wanna smoke now

I smoke fat cigars. I'd love it if it was like old days and you could smoke everywhere

>implying any of that outweighs the many hard-proven health risks of cigarettes

Seriously faggot, keep smoking

Becuase I don't want to.

lol wut? i always enjoy a cigarette after jack off or sex but while doing it? kek

that you?

Don't got the money

Smoking is bullshit.
Vaping alle the way baby

Smoking is for fags and retards.
>cute SJW girl
You mean ugly whore
>You wanna be cool?
Looking like a fag isn't cool.
>You want an excuse to talk to people outside and find commonality with complete strangers?
>SMOKING IS GOOD FOR SOCIALIZING!
With other disgusting addicts. And how can you be such a social retard you can't just talk to people like a healthy human being?
>Take a million random breaks at work no questions asked
>I'M NOT JUST AN ADDICT, I'M ALSO LAZY

Yeah, I don't know why I do it but it feels pretty good.

FUCK YEAH BUD, keeping hacking darts and breaking hearts.

I do, trying to quit. Fucking kill me.

Pros: Looks cool if youre young
Can be used to bond with strangers
Can help you in stressful situations
Allows for daily meditation time by yourself just having a smoke
Lowers risk of Parkinson's disease
Lowers risk of Obesity

Cons: Can get expensive
Can have you being sick more often
Not cool when you get older
Extremely negative long-term affect on your health
Doing it near children or non-smokers can make you look rude or inconsiderate
Most non-smokers do not enjoy the smell
Will almost always lead to physical dependency


It's much better not to smoke, I wish I didn't smoke, but smoking is pretty neato if you just turn a blind eye to the whole cancer business. Or having an oxygen tank. Or having one of those holes in your throat with that thing you have to talk through that makes you sound like a robot. Just don't do it for more than like 4-5 years you should be fine right? Yea...

Vaping is fine as long as you're not *that* guy who never shuts up about it and makes sure that everyone knows that he vapes.
I see vaping as a good substitute to smoking if you're trying to kick the habit.

>BRO
>YO BRO
>CHECK MY VAPE BRO
>5 OHMS BRO
>WHY YOU STILL SMOKIN BRO
>GOT A NEW TANK BRO
>BRO TRY THIS NEW FLAVOR
>CHICKEN AND WAFFLES BRO
>BRO WANNA OPEN UP A VAPE SHOP
>VAPING IS THE FUTURE BRO

There's nothing wrong with taking as many breaks as possible from work as long as it doesn't get you fired.

99% of people's jobs aren't remotely fucking important anyways.

I do, meth and cigarettes

I'm just a bit afraid that it will explode :O

Go deeper man no day to day activity is important in any way. We are just the glue holding the multiverse together.

not sure if guy or boyish girl, but still hot/10

>CHICKEN AND WAFFLES BRO

i love smoking cigarettes, did it for years. but nicotine started to make my heart race like a motherfucker and i can't breathe well, so i had to stop. pretty fucking scary, honestly. so now i just vape CBD juice instead, way less side effects for me.

Lol chicken and waffles

I loved cigarettes. Smoked them for few months, but had to quit because they were make me feel like shit, but still love em from time to time

Never had a cigarette in my life.

Pot and boomers were more of my thing.

I honestly prefer smoking a cigarette to smoking weed at this point, it's such a boring and underrated drug to me.
>inb4 "IT CURES CANCER BRO"

Because fuck you.

Weeds good for art and introspective shit, cigs are good for just chilling the fuck out and unwinding. but idk i haven't smoked in a long time

Idk I don't mind weed at all, I think i'll prefer it when I'm not smoking around mongoloids who only want to see how fucked they can get. Smoking anything and walking to me is like smoking pussy (it's godlike)