Where did I go wrong Sup Forums

Where did I go wrong Sup Forums

when you met this chick

Clearly, that's not your fucking girlfriend or homie or something. Why the fuck would you say yoo?

This right here. You went wrong when you hooked up with a psycho.

He's right, OP. Time to ditch a bitch.

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Get a new gf. If you can't be yourself around her then she's not worth keeping.

>where did i go wrong
by replying to a text with more than 0 exclamation points.
dump that fucktard

this ones a winner sebastian
slap a ring on it and never look back

>NO NAMES THAT PEOPLE CALL EACH OTHER WHEN THEY ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS

user, I sincerely hope you don't care about this girl, or you're leaving out important parts of these texts, because this shit is absolutely nuts to fly off the handle like that at something so small.

>yoo

sounds like a piece of ahit
tell her i said that
fuck it screencap it because she's too stupid to believe it.

Start by not being called 'sebastian' you sound like a raper.

Didn't send enough pics of coke bottle in your ass. Fucking newfag.

>inb4 mother will die in her sleep

you're a fucking retard OP for staying with this bitch for over 1 day

can I get her number?

Ill give her something to rage about

Sebastian! Get back in the ocean nigger, King Triton is waiting for a silly jamaican musical number. You huge faggot.

Good job Sebastion, really seems like you're dodging a bullet here

the fuck are you doing with this cunt. run out the door user
>inb4 its all a ruse

She sounds like a bitch. You should probably post some pics of her here.

What a pice of shit. Dump this bitch user. Better yet give us her nudes.

if 69, 420, dubs or trips you must ask, "are you mentally ill"

>raper
I think you mean a rapper.

This. push her to side bitch status

Yeah I'm usually one to joke or troll but seriously let that break up happen, make sure it does. That bitch fucking crazy, can you imagine if something serious ever happens how she'll react. I am concerned for your safety Sebastian.

YO YO YOOO

I think he knew what he was saying

:(

>Where did I go wrong Sup Forums
1) you come off as uninterested
2) sounds like there were past instances where you responded with this same greeting, were corrected, and clearly you didnt learn
3) its obvious she needs plenty of attention, something youre not able to give with a simple picture of ralph wiggum
4) >no u
5) clearly no attempts at consoling even after being shown how upset she is
6) tells you shes leaving you and you show no emotion other than screencapping this bullshit conversation and posting it on Sup Forums

youve made more of an effort to show how psycho she is than to simply work on showing any kind of glee from hearing from your lady other than a "yoo"

you fail at maintaining this kind of bitch your best bet is getting a fat/homely chick

not saying youre less than a man just saying you need to aim a different direction and be more careful with the type of women you snag

fuck it one good time and then stop all contact bud, i bet she yells a lot

Nope. Everybody know that all sebastians are sexual predators

This.

When did I go wrong?
>5 years crush with bf start tagging me on 6 years old photos
>me to her: hi, how are you? It's been a long time.
>she (after two days): I'm fine how are you?
>me (after two hours): I'm good, I'm I just being paranoid or I'm being inconvenient talking to you?
>she(after a day): hahaha you are being paranoid.
>me (just wanting to stop talking without being a idiot): look, I'm feeling in a mine field here, I've talked to you to know how are you doing and what your doing lately, but now I've just chicken out

Why I'm a such a sucker next to her?

MFW already 2 years

.

Who the hell looks at this conversation and thinks "OP made a mistake here. Better tell him whats up..."

Either you're
>A) A beta male pos white knight... in which case kill yourself

or

>B) A gril in which case gtfo why tf are you even here go read buzzfeed

Came on a little strong bub

r u dissing Ralph wiggum?