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>yfw the blots win the nolan patrick cup

>pr1ce

>tfw team's shit and no hope of playoffs for at least 5 years

>hey faggot, how about you grab that stick and try to score on me! go ahead, just try! >:) if you don't score, it's ok... you'll just have to smell my sweaty skates, bitch boy! :P

he's looking shaky tonight lads
already like 5 rebounds, and he looked back at his arm after the goal like "wtf arm"

t. bootyblasted about being called out as reddit

Laine

femdom is for numalez and cucks

no habs/shorks thread?

Remember that one year they made Brent Burns play winger?

OSMOSIS JONES

HE ACTUALLY SAVED IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Since when Hasek signed with the sharks?

holy fuck Chucky

he was drafted as a winger doe

Why is Galchencuck such a bust?

this is it now

no

>bins talking about busts
Well, I guess they'd know best.

heck, he still is one :)

apparently so

ffs Habs could be looking on their 5th or 6th penalty by now.

God damn, savages.

>this league triggers /hoc/

KAPTAIN KOIVU

Wew Johnson loosing spaghetti left and right.

lol do they even make minimum wage?

no but they do make sandwiches lmao

>p2ice

Lehks with Chucky and Radu. MT doing things right? wow.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

...

Rags and Habs reverting HARD.

thoughts on this game as the first period comes to a close?

You sound like a try hard faggot when using locker room names

there should be a team of hot trannies. ofc they would categorically dominate the league in every way, but for those of us that know cis women are a thing of the past, it would make women's pro hockey more engaging and worthwhile

yeah it's really embarrassing

not wrong

why is /hoc/ so slow tonight

is everyone a normie out partying instead of watching hockey with the lads

yes

reeeeee

Friday evening, and there are only 2 games on.

...

good morning soon sweden

>tfw the Aces win the Kelly Cup

thanks

So tired, but sharks beating Montreal would be too good to miss

>Beat the Mild in a shootout
>Jump around like your team is actually in contention for anything other than Nolan Patrick

Is Nolan Patrick really the best 2017 has to offer? What a shitty draft year.

I would take the whole top-5 of 2016 draft ahead of him for sure.

don't jinx it pls

nolan patrick will not be as good as dubois

cap

>Dallas has 6 loser points
>Hasn't played a shootout yet

That Pateryn shoot and save was nasty.

>nolan patrick isnt already a GK
do you think the first round pick was included in the $500 mill, or did he pay even more?

Sharks haven't lost @ home to the HABS since 1999, brah.

Sharks and Habs could be like 4-3 but it is a goaltending clinic out there

>at a sharks game
>decked out in warriors

>hertl's laugh
absolutely creasing

He really likes teams who lose in the finals

... you do realize the warriors won a championship before they lost, right?

HERTL IS CUTE. CUTE!

>Check NHL.com's team stats page
>There's a column for ties

Guess what Gary Bettman's next plan is.

wish he'd stop getting injured desu

Why is it that every single goalie gets compared to Carey Price?

it's all duthtin's fault

Because he is the best in the league

Because Toronto's goaltending sucks so they have to go to the next most relevant Canadian market.

Who the hell keep making Sharkie Cosplay outfits?

a really happy fursuiter

probably a qt on /cgl/

that's kinda great tho

that was what I call "blowing a tire"

>Dat force push on 78

>"they call it the gauntlet"

That's cute

i want joe thornton to fuck me while i call him daddy :/

Is Pacioretty in decline again?

>Pacioretty
Who?

Canadiens have had their chances and yet can't say Jones is standing on his head

>the fucking finnish call of donskoi scoring

that scoreboard is so much better than snet

...

we're not ants here

damn radulov is kill

YOU KILLED RADULOV YOU BASTARDS

ouch

the pp without radulov. fuck.

rip radulov

fucking cooch

WHY RADULOV? WHY NOT DESHARNAIS OR PACMAN?

He was bleeding really badly for the contact that the stick made. It didn't look hard enough to cause that much blood.

because fuck you frechie.

>sadulov

It maybe slightly deviated on the eye?

>some loser injured instead of price
come on all i want is my habs decline

>PP without Radulov
>Habs without Radulov
>Radulov with only one eye
End me.

ET LE BUUUUTTTT! LEHKS!!

BASED MEME FINN

aren't all finns memes?

>playbyplay said shorks

good work, finland

With Finns you sit and spin.