Sex stuff you regret

Sex stuff you regret

>i told my underage girlfriend to totally shave her pussy and explained how it helped me get off

She was really cool with it at the time but later when i met her in her 20s she acted disgusted by me and didnt want to hang out

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once gave my female cousin a massage that turned a little too intense and ended with me eating her ass

You didn't fuck her?!

Is she an sjw now or something?

it's not the shaving pussy, it's because she realised a 15 year old dating a 28 year old was weird

Yeah she hates males now

>still had v-card
>was at house party at 9 years older woman
>party ended, she told me i could sleep there (i lived pretty far and no public transport during the night)
>she ended up on top of me
>back out cause i valued here more as a friend (or at least that's what i've told myself)
>this had happened 3 more times when drunk
>friendship was ruined anyways

Now that i'm not a virgin i have a hard time with coping how much of an autistic faggot i used to be.
This is only one of the cases. I've turned down 10 girls total, 3 of them i've slept in one bed with.

Just point and laugh, anons, i deserve all of it.

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God you suck

gonna go with it being that you were a grown man living in the adult world who exploited a highschool girl for some quick thrills.

>back out cause i valued here more as a friend
bruh
>this had happened 3 more times when drunk
bruh srsl wtf

ah fuck off already, your spam is getting old.

fuckit man, stop beating yourself up. you weren't ready and easy women, especially ones that target younger men, can be straight up psychopaths.

i think you just know not to stick your dick in crazy.

I got my ex to fuck a dog. Regret it because we didn't do it more.

>I got my ex to fuck a dog
yeah right

Funny cause when the time came, i sticked it in the craziest of them all.

had a friend who hooked up with a 35 year old woman right out of highschool and he disappeared for the next 10 years. nobody saw him, nobody knew where he went.

showed up in town suddenely, still with the same handbag of a woman. they both look and smell fuck-awful. shes behaving like a meth-head, he's just a human shaped void. try to make small pleasentries, they say theyve moved back to town and i should hangout soon.

few days later he's found dead in their trailer, shes nowhere to be seen.

still think of how much potential he had at graduation. he smart as fuck. i try not to think of what could have been. i just have to miss him. moral of story like my other post: never stick your dick in crazy.

if youre still alive and shes out of your life, then no you haven't.

ugly girl

5kb.....neat

I licked a guinea pig dick

once asked a girl out.
beach concert.
was seriously considering fucking her after concert.
she came to my place.
we made out.
she hinted heavily she wanted to go to bedroom.
i said, "lets go to concert first"
we went.
she was sad.
didnt fuck afterwards, she went right home after concert.

lesson learned.
fuck them all at the first hint.

right, still, i ended up jaded as fuck.
Basically back to what i used to be, except different reasons.

Impregnated my psycho ex

>Now that i'm not a virgin

Kek

When my ex and I were in high school, we got into some kinky shit. Looking back, since she was slightly younger than me (2 years) I do feel somewhat bad about it. I can't help but remember how much fun it was though. I basically introduced her to the idea of BDSM and she loved it. We got risky, doing it in parking lots, parks, parties, everywhere. I would sometimes just spank her and she would love it. While it was a good time then, I do feel like it will make things awkward when I see her again on the street someday.

hey atleast you got dubs

I used to fuck this milf in high school. She was like 40+. I saw her the other day. Shes almost 70 now. I would still fuck her.

>Fingered my 15 year old gf, I was 19, still not okay with being a rapist. Though luckily she doesn't mind and we're still friends ten years later, the principle still bothers me

>Even having sex with the next girl. We had an eight year long relationship and she bailed at the end, taught me I'm not supposed to be in love, in relationships or having sex in any capacity, I'm not worth that shit. Still feel bad for retroactively having violated her.

>Had girl in my bed, she told me I could do anal. tried to get hard but couldn't felt so pissed, because I had already fucked her and came in her, had to keep going and cum again to make it look like it was just taking me a really long time. I fucked up, never had anal and I ruined my opportunity.

It's not weird at all. 15 yo is legit where I live. I'm 31 and I've messed with 16 yo recently. If you're honest with the girl, value her as more than a sex toy, then no point in blaming yourself now. Age difference is not that important. Maybe you're not telling us everything, but just "15 yo dating 28 yo" is not something I'd call disgusting...

Yep, you deserve it. Btw. I used to act equally retarded when I was younger. I feel your pain bro.

Although...
This user is right. Never stick your dick in crazy. Done that a few times, feels bad.

so you got a hold of BDSM gear while you were in high school? whips and ball gags and shit?

Not at all. We made it work with what we had. Id stuff her panties in her mouth and spank her over the knee. Things of that sort.

?? where tf do u live that 15 and 28 is legit??

That's really good. That's funny.

Nope, we made it work with what we had. I would just stuff her panties in her mouth and spank her over the knee sometimes. She also liked being collared so I just bought a cheap dog collar. We made it work.

In Poland the legal age of consent for sexual activity is 15.

>I have 2 best friends
>we had a female friend who was kind of a slut
>her and friend #1 almost dated many years ago, but it never happened
>needless to say, they fucked
>a couple years later, her and friend #2 fucked. one time thing
>a bit later again, me and her were at a mutual friends party, and she was coming on to me really strongly
>I decided to pass up the opportunity because me and my 2 friends had made a half-joke about how no girl is worthy enough to get the "trifecta" (sleeping with all three of us)
>bit mainly didn't go for it because I had a long distance thing with a girl who turned out to be awful/a slut/constantly cheating on me

nice that's hot

I was way past drunk and my crush was hovering over me, trying to take care of me, and I said to her, "I just want to be inside you."

She recoiled.

"No, no, no , no... I mean my heart! And your heart! Together!"

She should have cut you some slack if you were drunk. Alcohol makes you say shit you don't mean.

go talk to her, she's probably lonely

in "other times I missed out on a sexual opportunity because of that dirtbag girl from Texas"

>start hanging out with ex from high school
>she's religious and abstinent
>when we were teenagers she'd let me finger her but wouldn't touch my dick (except for over my boxers)
>we start fooling around again
>now she gives handjobs but that's it
>it's pretty alright. she's decently hot and quite good at handjobs
>go to a bar with her, a friend of hers and a friend of mine
>lie to long distance girl and tell her I'm not gonna go
>she wants to talk to me before she goes to bed
>ohfuck.jpg
>make up some excuse about my phone being dead and rush home
>talk to long distance girl on the phone
>ex gf texts me really upset that I left
>says that she had decided that she was going to blow me that night
>it would be the first time she's done it
>I decide to go back to the bar
>we all hang out for the rest of the night and have a pretty fun time
>but the time comes and no blowjob
>guess she was still mad about me leaving

You should write her a Facebook note, but not directly referencing the incident by name. Just saying how you regret her reaction and that she should get over herself since she participated in it too. Basically, tell her to get over herself and that you won't spend any time thinking about her anymore, unless she gets over herself.

That will make her come around.

>sex stuff you regret
cheesecake, Sup Forumsros. me and my first wife were getting frisky. we wanted to get a little kinky. so i looked in the kitchen for whipped cream, honey, syrup, shit like that. there was none to be found. i wanted to go to the store and get some, but my ex insisted that would spoil the mood. she wanted to do something right now. the only thing that came close: cheesecake. now, mind you, i fucking love cheesecake. it's always been my favorite dessert. i love eating pussy.

so i figure maybe this will be alright. she smears some across her nipples for me to lick off. smears some into her pussy for me to eat out of her. i lick the nips. everything's cool. start licking the kooch, and holy fucking hell Sup Forumsros. if there were ever 2 flavors in this world that should never EVER mix, it's fucking cheesecake and pussy juice. That flavor combination turned my fucking stomach. It's wrong on too many levels. i urge you all: eat your cheesecake. eat your girls pussy. NEVER eat your cheesecake from within your girls pussy.

Remember, I fucking love cheesecake. 8 years. I couldn't eat cheesecake for 8 motherfucking years, because as soon as I tasted it, I had flashbacks to that night. For 8 years I couldn't eat my favorite dessert because it set off my PTSD from that fateful day. I say this with love and sincerity. Stick to whip cream, syrup, etc. Keep the cheesecake in the kitchen. Don't ever take it into the bedroom with you.

That's a fucking warcrime. Cheesecake is the Second Coming incarnate.

i got a couple of blowjobs, pretty weak, i think. wouldnt know. keeps me thinking about sex 10 years after the fact

...

you know all know the cheesecake story. good luck ever eating cheesecake again without thinking of this story

entire first relationship
>she wanted to fuck every day
>don't usually want to
>she would cry and threaten to kill self
>okay.jpg
>soldier on
>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes

it was a mess

oh you had a wild one, user. the sex with those is so good

Missed so many opportunities to get laid. I was completely oblivious until I was like 25.

hats off my friend... thats truly graphic

something similar but unrelated
>ex misso and me staying in her uni accomodation illegally
>fucking 4-6 times a day
>anything goes good times
>drunk/high all the time
>one night we finish fucking
>she climbs off me and theres a little red pool of blood on my dick
>im like ok gross but accidents happen
>wheres the jizzrag cant find it
>blood dribbles down onto my balls
>she grabs my dick and stares me straight in the eyes
>deepthroat w/ tongue to get that last little bit off my sack

went to sit in the showers for a v long time after that

yeah I'd disagree with that. She wasn't very exciting. Just because someone is crazy and likes to fuck a lot doesn't mean it's good.
>lets fuck in the car
bitch we're waiting for my mom
>lets fuck on the table
bitch your parents will be home in less than 20 minutes
>im going to kill myself
okay fine fucking do it
Got tired of her wasting all of my time, she was over every day from sun up to sun down and wouldn't let me do anything but spend time with her and listen to fucking t-swift. Just wanna play vidya god dammit

>15 yo legit
Sandnigger detected

>needed sex anywhere, the more dangerous the better
>not very exciting
nigger you need better bait

Well how old was she?

Is that really that regrettable a thing to do? It seems pretty normal to me unless you were really weird when asking her to do it.

niiice

exciting yeah but I mean, the sex itself was not even good. She didn't even do anything.

>be me had hot kinky gf...now ex
>knows my kinks for domination and anal play
>still talk even though broken up for a while
>sext for a while even though she tells me she has a bf now
>invites me to threesome with her and her bf
>not sure, but alone and sexless for months so do it
>ex takes advantage of how much i like to be dominated
>they basically ended up cucking me
>ended up sucking her bfs dick and they both fucked me in the ass
>she took he cum in her mouth and kissed it into mine
>never felt so humiliated
>was very hot but also confusing
>pretty much regret it now though

>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes

that's why you man-handle her. make her get on top and ride you

I started sleeping with my wife when she was underage. Told her she should shave it too, 8 years later and she has an obsession with shaving all her body hair daily from the neck down >_>
Not sure if i fucked her up or she just hates hair..

Man, if it lasted 8 years long it means you didnt do anything wrong. She was old enough after that to reevalue the fact that she was too young (even if for me, 4 years isn't bad, and after all, she wanted it and that is what matters), but she stayed with you. You didn't do anything wrong.

i like the extra thin landing strip down there. prefer it to shaved

What was her name user

> i was fucking with my underage ex gf (16 at that time).
> i ask the gold question. wanna try anal?
>magically she accepted!
>it was kinda hard at the beginning.
>about to come, when she suddenly farts, and i came at the same time.
>I quickly pulled my penis out of her ass
> came out with diarrhea, and cum!
>fucking disgusting!

>threatens me with knife during sex sometimes
that's a keeper, hot

replace that strip with a hart and i agree with you

wow


that's pretty fucking bad

replace that heart with an owl and I'm game

Yeah she basically did it for revenge...Since she texts me sometimes calling me a pathetic faggot and stuff like that...

>exchanged oral with my male cousin when we were around 8 (can't remember exact age)
>exchanged oral with a few of my friends from like 10 to 17
>masturbated to pretty much every type of porn

I hate myself and I want to die.

How did she not get a yeast infection?

replace that owl with a swastika then send me in

I will remember that one bro

Pretty sure a huge slice of the population have done similar shit.. youre just getting started bro

Dude not everything is about sex. Fuck bitches you care less about if all you want is a hole to wet your dick in. But if you care about the person, then hold that above all else. Hindsight is 20/20, you did what you felt was right at the time and no one can fault you for that, except for virgins and autistic faggots on Sup Forums.

replace that swastika with a hammer and sickle and I won't be stallin'
lmao

When I say every type of porn, I mean pretty much everything. Also, with one of my friends, it got to the point where we did shit every time we hung out. I cut it off towards the end though because I could tell he didn't really want to do it anymore. I think it really fucked me up though because I desperately want physical and emotional affection but I haven't gotten any nor do I think I ever will.

I think you're homosexual man.

No, I don't really know what I am but I do know I love women. I'd say I'm bi but it's very rare that I find myself emotionally and physically attracted to men.

she probably did. i don't fucking know. i didn't eat her pussy for at least a month after that

>High school, curious about dick
>Get younger brother curious and suck his dick
>Too young to produce cum or anything
>Chicken out and not let him go down on me

We're still really close 15 years later, but the fact that i did it still sticks in the back of my mind some times and i worry he holds it against me.

Yep.

Just accept it and have satisfactory gay sex.

i jerked off and shoved things in my ass for a bunch of guys on chaturbate without realizing i never even set up a pay account so it was all for free

fuck that sounds rough... ive messed around with other dudes but it was always a once off.. i can only feel a slight attraction to dick once in a blue moon when im drunk/high af maybe pingin and ive been jackin it for hours and i'll do anything to get off. you know, nightmare jags...

Lame

what was the biggest object, the one youre most ashamed of and hate thinking about

Oh, no the first and last entry are different people. The 15 year old fell in love with someone else and we broke up so she could.

The other one was a few months later, 17 (legal here), been together until last year.

I do think I did wrong though. With both of them. I did those things for my enjoyment/curiosity, how good I could make them feel, if at all, only served as my own satisfaction for me.

That's why I've decided on celibacy, I'm not worth the trouble and if the situation would ever occur for whatever reason, I will decline for their sakes.

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I masturbate at least 2 or 3 times a day usually. Rarely do I masturbate because I'm horny, I usually do it when I'm bored.

>couldn't do anal because had already came
motherfucker, that's the best time to do anal, when you've gotten your 2nd wind. your dick is kinda numb and you can last longer than 2 seconds after you put it in her ass

and you hardly think about fucking, the word fap crosses your mind and you've already got a incognito tab crankin ;)

Well, depending on your definition, I'd consider myself a virgin. I'd like to have sex but I don't really see myself settling for someone I'm not attracted to.

Having more sex...

samefag

I too love both of those things. Thank you for the warning, Sup Forumsro.

i have a whole bunch of friends who share a similar logic.. ive fucked some gross chicks and some smokin hot chicks but it always feels the same while plowing and i always want to get very far away from them after i nut no matter how hot they are, just fuck some gross chicks bro dont be a pussy

>be 20
>plans to see new girlfriend that night
>ex/fuckbuddy#1 comes over mid afternoon, creampie that pussy
>fuckbuddy#2 who lives just down the road (hot goth with severe mental scarring) gives me a call, noone home, go over and fuck her, cum raw in her ass
>see girlfriend finally, fuck her raw too, feeling guilty, i bust all over her pussy instead

It was a great day, but i've always felt bad for fucking three different girls unprotected the same day, hell, i don't even know if i showered between meetups though i suppose i should feel lucky with the goth, because i got to fuck crazy for a while and get away with it.