How to join ISIS, for real?

How to join ISIS, for real?

I've tried finding something on the World Wide Web for a while, but it seems everything relevant has been erased by the Government.

FB

I don't have a Facebook.

Take a right on FUCK MUSLIMS Blvd, then turn left onto DEUS VULT Drive, and head straight to hell road.

You have to contact them through a secret method.

You need to place the barrel of a loaded gun to your eye. Look real careful and when your ready to interview, pull the trigger and wait for the flash.

Sound?

You can make one for free. Its pretty easy.

See you on the battlefield.

if you got no Faith then why bother with questioning how to join?

Enjoy partyvan

Hope you get shot in the fucking face.

This is confirmed truth

Haha, it was just a joke guys. I'm not actually joining ISIS.

Nope too late I'm calling kyle walkers ghost on you.

fight me irl fgt I'll fuckin smash u cunt swear on me mum

you're just a little coon mate

best way to join.. hang urself faggot

>coon
NIGGER NIGGER MY DICK IS BIGGER!

Dumbass

OP will be on his way to a black site by noon. Deus Vult transsandnigger.

Nice try, CIA.

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Do you guys ever poop your pants and then go out to eat at a restaurant and complain that it smells like shit?

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1. learn shitspeak
2. forsake all gods except allah
3. fly to isis territory and pray they dont kill you on sight

they'll make you a suicide bomber or cut your head off

you are what they are looking for

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samefagging on 4chen so fucking hard it's cringe!

2B1ask1

>fuck you fucking mudslime ass kisser, the kikes will hunt you down, fag nugget

Why do you want to figth for israel? Just join the american army, is exactly the same.

Just travel to Syria and ask bearded mudslimes who have AK-47 if they let you join.

>Syria
>Literally fights against (((ISIS)))
Are you american or something?

so where do they fight?
in syria maybe?
fucking idiot.

i heard they're recruiting by twitter

if u want to fight against them, start chatting with the Lions of Rojava on facebook

couple aussie dudes already dead,,,,theyll put you on the front line clearing villages and areas from IEDS and landmines

don't expect to be put in charge or something lol! you are just a grunt to help them with numbers

Lions of Rojava has shut down for good

bump

Lel that's exactly what ISIS does with foreign recruits, gives them a suicide vest or sends them to an open position to draw enemy fire.

Solidarity my ass, even if you have technical skills these monkeys do not care, not my tribe - fuck you.

In the Islamic State maybe? fucking retard

follow the goats